1. 06-05-14 10:52 PM #1
    mikmik
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    Just found out my gf is pregnant

    Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
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  2. 06-05-14 10:56 PM #2
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    Was there not a goalie in net?
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  3. 06-05-14 10:58 PM #3
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    Nope lol. It's all good. I'm ecstatic. I'm 35. Time to move on the next chapter. I'm just taking a short break. Be back football season. And definitely smaller units lol.
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  4. 06-06-14 06:05 AM #4
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  5. 06-06-14 06:27 AM #5
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    I have a cat.
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  6. 06-06-14 06:36 AM #6
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  7. 06-06-14 06:37 AM #7
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    I'd hedge.....
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  8. 06-06-14 06:38 AM #8
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  9. 06-06-14 06:38 AM #9
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    So your girlfriend gets pregnant and you can't post? She can't walk on her own? Loooooooooooooooooooooooool
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  10. 06-06-14 06:39 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikmik View Post
    Nope lol. It's all good. I'm ecstatic. I'm 35. Time to move on the next chapter. I'm just taking a short break. Be back football season. And definitely smaller units lol.
    Good luck.
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  11. 06-06-14 06:56 AM #11
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    gonna wife her Mikker?
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  12. 06-06-14 06:58 AM #12
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    Sleep with your neighbors wife. Cut all ties.
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  13. 06-06-14 07:11 AM #13
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    Congrats man.
    Dont be a deadbeat dad, the world already has plenty of those.
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  14. 06-06-14 07:23 AM #14
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    LOL! common, we all know posters here at sbr don't get laid. much less by a "girlfriend"
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  15. 06-06-14 07:29 AM #15
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    no need to leave SBR just because your girl cheated on you....
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  16. 06-06-14 07:37 AM #16
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    I was 37 when my little girl was born. Seems like yesterday. She turns 7 in 3 weeks.

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  17. 06-06-14 07:47 AM #17
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    I would go on Maury Povich show to make sure it's your own. Then if they rule its not I would stand up and say " Ohhh no you didn't"... All the while snapping your finger.
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  18. 06-06-14 08:13 AM #18
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    Dude. I'm so sorry. I have 8 week old twins and i can not for the life of me figure out why anyone ever does this on purpose!!
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  19. 06-06-14 08:15 AM #19
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  20. 06-06-14 08:30 AM #20
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    Man when I fukked this fatty and made a kid it was the worst thing I did

    Boy is a jerkoff

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  21. 06-06-14 08:35 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikmik View Post
    Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
    tell the father I said congratz
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  22. 06-06-14 08:36 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Man when I fukked this fatty and made a kid it was the worst thing I did

    Boy is a jerkoff

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  23. 06-06-14 08:36 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    no need to leave SBR just because your girl cheated on you....
    haha beat me to it
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  24. 06-06-14 08:45 AM #24
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  25. 06-06-14 10:40 AM #25
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    I'm not gonna tell you what to do but it rhymes with smushmortion

    j/k pal - having kids is fun, but your life is gonna change dramatically
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  26. 06-06-14 10:54 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Man when I fukked this fatty and made a kid it was the worst thing I did

    Boy is a jerkoff

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    JJ does Jefferey still rock that kentucky waterfall?

    actually a good look for him

    did he finish community service for kiting those cheques he stole from your folks?
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  27. 06-06-14 11:28 AM #27
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    i predict that the baby will come out half black
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  28. 06-06-14 12:21 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikmik View Post
    Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
    Gl yourself!

    Don't bother with this place. Real life is far more interesting.
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  29. 06-06-14 01:13 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikmik View Post
    Nope lol. It's all good. I'm ecstatic. I'm 35. Time to move on the next chapter. I'm just taking a short break. Be back football season. And definitely smaller units lol.
    Congrats!
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  30. 06-06-14 01:34 PM #30
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  31. 06-06-14 01:37 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by newguy View Post
    Dude. I'm so sorry. I have 8 week old twins and i can not for the life of me figure out why anyone ever does this on purpose!!

    Trust me it gets easier
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  32. 06-06-14 02:40 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by newguy View Post
    Dude. I'm so sorry. I have 8 week old twins and i can not for the life of me figure out why anyone ever does this on purpose!!

    ....congrats and yes as Vegas says, It does get easier, but don't expect it until around 3.5-4 years of age..my experience anyway.
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  33. 06-06-14 02:59 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikmik View Post
    Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
    Really not much too prioritize...in 9 months

    1. Get engaged
    2. Get married
    3. Set up joint account
    4. Life insurance
    5. Buy a new space for the babe
    6. Paint the man cave pink or blue for the new baby room
    7. Get rid of the sports car
    8. Purchase a crib, changing table w/ built in dresser, diaper bag, diapers, formula, baby wipes, bottles, baby clothes, car seat, bassinet, blankets, pacifiers, toys.
    9. Schedule Doctor visits
    10. Limit drinking, drugs and gambling (or hide it)...gal is freakin hormonal...trust me on this one.

    oh...that's what I did

    I am sure you can still post on sbr during this time...just wait for the little one to come and see how much time you have...
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  34. 06-06-14 03:12 PM #34
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    Never fukkin hard of ya pal.
    But leaving the forum is the right move for you.
    Stay away from these dirtbags and focus on that family.
    GL
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  35. 06-06-14 03:15 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikmik View Post
    Good bye for now sbr. Need to prioritize things. Hope everyone wins.
    pics or it didn't happen
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