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    LeahMichele
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    WHAT do you get when you go to a STRIP CLUB ?

    I am originally from the Midwest, a rather conservative area. I went to the strip clubs a few times with buddies when I was 20-21 years old, and all they did was take off their bra, and they still had pasties on. They couldn't even take off their panties at all. So it was very limited as to what they could do. It was more just a night out for fun with the guys. You would get a few drinks, watch some OK looking girls take their bras off, and maybe spring $20 for a lap dance. ------------ Now I am a bit older, I moved out to the west coast to take a good paying job , first time in my life I ever had a good paying job so I made the move. Finally, after being out here a while, I ended up going to a strip club out here with a buddy. It was culture shock. I was expecting what I had seen back home years earlier, but it was totally different. It was a $20 cover just to get in the door, then we are sitting in the middle of a very nice club. I watched a few girls come out and strip - Completely. They were even spreading their vagina lips. Finally, the fine arse 20 year old black/mixed girl comes out and I must have given her $25 in 1's while she danced. As soon as she finished on stage, she was out at my couch asking for us to get a room. Now I know all she wanted was money, not me, Im not under any illusions here. But that's like the first time I really thought about it, yes this girl is hot and all, but would I really do anything with her ? I mean she probably has sex/gives BJ to 5-10 different guys a night. I was pretty interesting to know that for a mere $200 ( Im guessing ) I could have sex with a young, super hot girl who otherwise wouldn't even speak to me. So anyways, im just wondering, how far do you take it when you go to a strip club like this. Would you actually have sex with one of these girls ? Or would you only get the BJ ? Is it really worth renting a "room" and then im sure you would have to still pay for the BJ. So is it worth all that just for a BJ ? Im just wondering because this was my first time in such a liberal strip club ? What do you guys do ?

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    bitemeusadoj would be the expert on this

    I have heard of bjs in clubs pretty regularly, but not actual sex unless ur in Prague or something where some of them are clubs/brothels

    would really depend on the club and the girl

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    dont go past a BJ or an HJ.... safety first

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    I'm in Jersey and most of the strip clubs I've been to are the same way you described. $20 cover charge, they almost never wear a top and you're almost forced to pay a dollar everytime they come near you. As far as the backroom the most they will do is give you a handjob and thats usually lower end places. I got a friend who spent over a grand in a matter of a couple hours in the backroom because the girl had big breasts. He apparently didn't even get a BJ after spending all that money. The room is a big ripoff and your better off getting a couple of lap dances and calling it a night.

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    strip clubs are square

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcoloco View Post
    dont go past a BJ or an HJ.... safety first
    That's exactly what I was thinking, but $200 for a BJ is alot. I have heard its $100 to rent the room for 30 minutes, and Im guessing another $100 for BJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyliving View Post
    I'm in Jersey and most of the strip clubs I've been to are the same way you described. $20 cover charge, they almost never wear a top and you're almost forced to pay a dollar everytime they come near you. As far as the backroom the most they will do is give you a handjob and thats usually lower end places. I got a friend who spent over a grand in a matter of a couple hours in the backroom because the girl had big breasts. He apparently didn't even get a BJ after spending all that money. The room is a big ripoff and your better off getting a couple of lap dances and calling it a night.
    Yeah I agree. I assumed it was sex for all the money people spent in the rooms. From what I saw, once you throw a couple bucks at them, or get a lap dance, they are very aggressive at trying to get you to get a room. That's how they really make their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    strip clubs are square
    Agree but im 33 now and I really miss the super hot 18-21 year olds. Its really rare to find a female in her mid 30's that's higher than a 6. I know they do exist but they are pretty rare.

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    you'd be surprised, but 200 is not a lot of money in the stripper world. definitely wouldn't expect a bj for that type of cash. more like a 15 minute private lap dance where you can grab their ass and suck their if you're lucky. maybe an over the pants hand job where you cream your pants. the back rooms are usually rip offs you regret the next morning when you sober up. chris rock made a song no sex in the champagne room for a reason. better off getting an escort on backpage dot com if you are so horny for young girls.

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    In Canada i hear anything goes

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    Learn from my mistake! DO NOT open your wallet to give the girl money after a lap dance!!!!!!
    Ask her what she charges, take the money out of your wallet BEFORE you go in and put it in your pocket.

    When she was done with me and I opened my wallet to pay her, she reached in and snatched over $100
    and ran off. I didn't do anything 'cause I was smashed, plus if you raise a fuss the bouncer would bounce
    you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    strip clubs are square
    backpage.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeahMichele View Post
    Agree but im 33 now and I really miss the super hot 18-21 year olds. Its really rare to find a female in her mid 30's that's higher than a 6. I know they do exist but they are pretty rare.
    Join a yoga class.

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    Dont waste your money. Strip clubs are the biggest waste of money on the planet

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeahMichele View Post
    Agree but im 33 now and I really miss the super hot 18-21 year olds. Its really rare to find a female in her mid 30's that's higher than a 6. I know they do exist but they are pretty rare.
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    Join a yoga class.


    Or a crossfit box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    In Canada i hear anything goes
    Your money definitely goes much farther in Canada.

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    blue balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo View Post
    Join a yoga class.
    this

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Learn from my mistake! DO NOT open your wallet to give the girl money after a lap dance!!!!!!
    Ask her what she charges, take the money out of your wallet BEFORE you go in and put it in your pocket.

    When she was done with me and I opened my wallet to pay her, she reached in and snatched over $100
    and ran off. I didn't do anything 'cause I was smashed, plus if you raise a fuss the bouncer would bounce
    you.
    And don't ever hand over a $100 bill for a $20 dance and expect them to run and bring you back change

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    is 200$ for a BJ expensive ?? you get what you pay for lol....I mean people come on here...200$ lol...
    Quote Originally Posted by LeahMichele View Post
    That's exactly what I was thinking, but $200 for a BJ is alot. I have heard its $100 to rent the room for 30 minutes, and Im guessing another $100 for BJ.

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    I don't even get dances 40$ waste I go in with 300$ in 1's rain it for 1 hour and take off lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    In Canada i hear anything goes
    Almost anything.

    When I was 18 my buddies and I would drive up to Canada do get our drink on, and I once got booted for throwing a penny instead of a loonie at a strippers snatch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Almost anything.

    When I was 18 my buddies and I would drive up to Canada do get our drink on, and I once got booted for throwing a penny instead of a loonie at a strippers snatch.

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    I fukked a stripper in the back room once but it was my birthday and a bunch of my friends threw in like 20 bucks each.....would never pay for it myself and usually just go to have fun with friends, get drunk, and rarely even get a lap dance

    I think they gave her like 200 and she said she would take care of me.....thought I was just gunna get a lap dance and maybe a BJ when she took me back but she got up and took her clothes off in the middle and bent over on my cawk so that was that....much better anyway than a blowjob with a condom on which was weird

    Also Montreal strip clubs blow away everything I've ever seen in the US in every way....Although I fukked the stripper in NJ

    In Montreal I paid like 20 bucks to have these 2 amazing 18 year olds pretty much just go to town on each other right in front of my face fully naked.....shit was awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    In Canada i hear anything goes
    WVA has some good ones....seen Peter Warick at Golden Horseshoe before so you know they gotta be good if his ass is coming up from Miami

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    Disappointed

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    I can tell from this three not one of you have been to South East Asia.

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    I've seen guys go right out on stage and start penetrating,this was were they pole dance, an other time an other girl pulled a train right there until a fight broke out. Don't pay TAKE : those pay up experiences are for your twitter account ,take pictures and send them out the hardcore ( thus free) stuff is underground or under the table, she won't charge a hunderd if you and all your buddies want the same bj.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeahMichele View Post
    Agree but im 33 now and I really miss the super hot 18-21 year olds. Its really rare to find a female in her mid 30's that's higher than a 6. I know they do exist but they are pretty rare.
    that's why you still date 20 somethings theres plenty of 20 somethings that want to date older men for a lot of rea$ons.

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    if you really knew the mentality or drug habits of many of those strippers and how they felt about customers I doubt you'd ever spend a dime in a gentlemens club again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I can tell from this three not one of you have been to South East Asia.
    I have it should be mandatory for all American males at high school graduation fukk cancun you head off to Thailand,cambodia,vietnam for a week or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    if you really knew the mentality or drug habits of many of those strippers and how they felt about customers I doubt you'd ever spend a dime in a gentlemens club again.
    Went a couple weeks ago to some trashy place to see this girl my friend wanted to chill with. Didn't want to be there, threw this other nasty hoe 4 bucks out of pity and since she came up to me when I was just trying to chill and not be there. She goes back and trash talks me to everyone for being cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    I have it should be mandatory for all American males at high school graduation fukk cancun you head off to Thailand,cambodia,vietnam for a week or two.

    For people that have never been there they won't comprehend it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indeep View Post
    Your money definitely goes much farther in Canada.
    You got that right

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