I have not fully yet understood why my contribution to the sbr forums has constantly gone unrecognized. The originality and excitement that I generate makes this place feel like home to much of this community. It is often said that THE GREAT ONES WE ONLY BE RECOGNIZED WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN MUTILATED, I guess so it must be with me. I have come as a man of intellect, wisdom flows like proverbs out of my soul, but for what? To post life changing information for free and not receive a thank you. I feel as though I am the prophet of peace and love for the twenty first century, bringing my good news to all of you, only to be called a creepy dumb weirdo.
But now things have taken a dark turn because of my rejection. Shall I say what shall befall upon this forum? Shall I warn you of the cataclysmic ending of sbr. I shall! Those who read me and try to understand my words shall be armed with the necessary tools to survive the impeding doom. Take heed and read what I have to say. It is only I(and those you take me serious) that can save sbr!
Do not fear! Soon I will give a detailed account of the coming sbr apocalypse in complicated parables and metaphors. Then I will also give a interpretation of my detailed account of the apocalypse and it too will riddled with parables and metaphors. Then I will reveal to you another way in which you can interpret my complicated riddles and parables and then maybe, if you my students are hungry enough, I shall bless you with more interpretations; Once this has taken place, and I(prophet tiger_bait) have been satisfied that enough interpretations have been put forth about my prophecy of the coming apocalypse of sbr, then I will start a debate with myself about which interpretation is the proper one.
No hear my friends! This may seem extremely complicated and confusing, but rest assure I shall guide you through the process. If you study these future words of mine, and read all the possible interpretations of them, and then meditate about the debate that I will have with myself on the topic of which is the proper interpretation, then maybe we can all survive the coming sbr apocalypse and this forum be the central forum of all understanding.
Prophet tiger_bait