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#10 - Repeat Repeat Every Every Post Post

This is an easy but tried and true method to get kicked out of an online community. Surely when growing up you've played the game where you simple repeat everything a person says, right? Well, use it online to great effect!

#9 - Don't listen

Rules are for pansies! Why should you listen to some other person's idea of how to behave in a virtual public place.

#8 - Be Stubborn

If the website administrator or a moderator tell you to cool it off, stand your ground and continue the argument. Let's face it. You're always right, so why should you have to bend your will to someone else's point of view?

#7 - Use Profanity

Original Poster: Did anyone watch [television show] last night?
Your Post: You $#%$ing $#%# @#$@#@%@ $@%$@!

When they ask you to stop, tell them to $%#@ off.

#6 - Become a Troll

Most people hate forum trolls, but you're not most people. Becoming a troll online and causing mischief just to cause mischief is a great, fun way to get banned from a forum.

#5 - TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!

AND WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU TO STOP AND THAT IT'S RUDE, IGNORE THEM AND CONTINUE WRITING IN CAPS. IT WILL BE LIKE YOU SHOW UP AT A BOOK CLUB AT THE COFFEE SHOP AND STARTED YELLING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! GREAT STUFF! (As an added bonus, try to randomly use one or two lower case letters at the beginning of your sentences.)

#4 - Throw the First Punch

JJGold might possibly someday be rude to you in the forums. Why wait for that to happen?! Yes, the preemptive forum pounding is a sure fire way to get banned from a forum. Go out in a blaze of glory.

#3 - Fun With Links

An old standby for getting kicked off forums is to label a link one thing and link to something else entirely different. When people complain, simply use one of the ideas above for a combo one-two punch. You'll show that forum who's boss!

#2 - No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition

Whenever you possibly can, start to question people. While you can begin with simple questions about their day, their work life, etc., you'll quickly want to get into more serious and personal questions. When they refuse to answer, ask why they're so afraid of the truth!

#1 - The Real World

When all of the above methods fail, there's only one thing left to do - take the fight to the real world. Do a little digging online and try to come up with information to harass people in the real world - aka not online. If none of your other methods have worked, this is sure to get you booted from any website you want

Last edited by peppermillrick; Yesterday at 11:15 PM

[tiger_bait]

Why take the time to post this? Do you not have a job? Has your life dwindled to the point that any satisfaction you get out of your being is that of recognition by the posters of this forum? When you received you last welfare check did you have to send the government a post that you submitted on this forum and the number of replies you received? When you dropped out of school in third grade did you work in a factory or at a farm? Do you have animals at your house so you have someone to listen to your meaningless ramble? Does it make you feel like a man to post guidelines for excommunication from this forum? Why do you refuse to answer me? Why are you so afraid of the truth?


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[peppermillrick]

BAN $#%$ing $#%# @#$@#@%@ $@%$@ DUTCH!