1. 05-17-14 12:09 AM #1
    zooom
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    just got busted wearing shoe lifts at the club

    Just got back from the club with only one shoe. Some asshole stepped on the back of my shoe and it flew off and it had a shoe lift in. I saw the shoe lift pop out so i panicked and jsut kept walking and hobbled out the club with one shoe on and jumped into into a taxi. Luckily most people are drunk but someone had to see the shoe and say wtf was that thing in the shoe? I literally can never go back to that club for a very very long time. My friends didnt see either as i left as soon as i lost my shoe. It was so dark in there i was in panic mode once i saw the lift come out. I thought fukk this and just left. Literally if anyone finds out, i will have to move town and maybe change my name. My reputation is tarnished.
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  2. 05-17-14 12:11 AM #2
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    Tom cruise and stallone wear them too
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  3. 05-17-14 12:13 AM #3
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  4. 05-17-14 01:03 AM #4
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    Real or not..fukkin funny
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  5. 05-17-14 03:22 AM #5
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    sounds like the cinderella story
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  6. 05-17-14 06:32 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by zooom View Post
    Just got back from the club with only one shoe. Some asshole stepped on the back of my shoe and it flew off and it had a shoe lift in. I saw the shoe lift pop out so i panicked and jsut kept walking and hobbled out the club with one shoe on and jumped into into a taxi. Luckily most people are drunk but someone had to see the shoe and say wtf was that thing in the shoe? I literally can never go back to that club for a very very long time. My friends didnt see either as i left as soon as i lost my shoe. It was so dark in there i was in panic mode once i saw the lift come out. I thought fukk this and just left. Literally if anyone finds out, i will have to move town and maybe change my name. My reputation is tarnished.
    You must feel like a heel...
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  7. 05-17-14 08:05 AM #7
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    Cheer up, OP.

    At least you don't hate yourself as much as I hate myself. You went out and tried to have a good time, so you get some credit from me for that.

    I spent my Friday night passed out on the couch (FELL ASLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT! ) after smoking only a couple of blunts. This falling asleep early on the couch thing has been happening far too often lately.

    Fukk.
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  8. 05-17-14 12:45 PM #8
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    Instead of leaving town just GROW
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  9. 05-17-14 09:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by zooom View Post
    Just got back from the club with only one shoe. Some asshole stepped on the back of my shoe and it flew off and it had a shoe lift in. I saw the shoe lift pop out so i panicked and jsut kept walking and hobbled out the club with one shoe on and jumped into into a taxi. Luckily most people are drunk but someone had to see the shoe and say wtf was that thing in the shoe? I literally can never go back to that club for a very very long time. My friends didnt see either as i left as soon as i lost my shoe. It was so dark in there i was in panic mode once i saw the lift come out. I thought fukk this and just left. Literally if anyone finds out, i will have to move town and maybe change my name. My reputation is tarnished.
    Don't worry...guys will still hit on you
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  10. 05-18-14 12:57 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Real or not..fukkin funny
    Real it's sad, not its funny
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  11. 05-18-14 12:58 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    You must feel like a heel...
    Be nice ! Have you no sole?
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