1. 05-16-14 06:18 PM #36
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  2. 05-16-14 06:25 PM #37
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    Danny Devito is an insult

    That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

    I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

    Its amazing when your a pro things are different
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  3. 05-16-14 06:38 PM #38
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    Shalom,

    Some nice cornBeef and kinish money
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  4. 05-16-14 06:48 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Yeah he opened the vid by coming out and saying he enjoys it in the ass.

    Then he shot the neighbors dog and painstakingly fashioned a hairpiece out of it's remains.
    Thank you, I figured it'd be something along those lines.

    JJ, this is your weekly announcement. You getting a date with a broad under 50, who is not your relative, would be a
    major anouncement.

    Better luck next week.
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  5. 05-16-14 06:56 PM #40
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    Congrats Corbin!...
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  6. 05-16-14 07:08 PM #41
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    this could work

    Coach is a very presentable guy
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  7. 05-16-14 07:10 PM #42
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    Didn't watch video yet...

    Did JJ come out??
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  8. 05-16-14 07:11 PM #43
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    Yeah someone post the Cliff's Notes version of this video. I don't want to invest any time in this shit.
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  9. 05-16-14 07:28 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Coach you broke fukk. You have like five 20s and a bunch of ones there. What a storyteller
    Mr. Slim Shady! What's happening brother!!!
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  10. 05-16-14 07:37 PM #45
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    I remember JJ telling people you need at least $50k cash to go pro....
    lets say you win 50 units a year. Thats 5k........ Lets say you increase stake as well, thats 8k at best.
    with no job, no hair, and already throwing away money renting - yeh...
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  11. 05-16-14 08:02 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Didn't watch video yet...

    Did JJ come out??

    no he stayed in but he was kinda lisping as he was doing it
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  12. 05-16-14 08:13 PM #47
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    why must you lie to the chesseburgers here
    just your weekly VIG on your real wagers is a 10 dimes
    The real question is what did Walker have on you to get you to come back posting after Bet Island and heritage fiasco
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  13. 05-16-14 08:15 PM #48
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    Kinda surprised no one hammered JJ for not having one single 100 dollar bill in that stack.

    GL JJ.
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  14. 05-16-14 08:22 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    Mr. Slim Shady! What's happening brother!!!
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  15. 05-16-14 09:10 PM #50
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    Shave your head and grow a goatee. Youll look badass. Thank me later
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  16. 05-16-14 09:14 PM #51
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    May Jesus Christ bless your new profession.
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  17. 05-16-14 09:17 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Danny Devito is an insult

    That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

    I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

    Its amazing when your a pro things are different
    Sorry bout that.
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  18. 05-16-14 09:18 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    Shave your head and grow a goatee. Youll look badass. Thank me later
    ya ill be bald one day too JJ. but you wont catch me with that george costanza shit. i shaved my head bald about 2 years ago just to see how it looks and to prepare myself for the inevitable. its all grown back now, im still somewhat young, but i realized a nice thick beard makes up for none on the head. pussy percentages didnt really change to much for me, with or without hair on the head. confidence has alot to do with it tho too.
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  19. 05-16-14 09:48 PM #54
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    Congrats and good luck Corbin!


    Hey SBR, can we get a pool for how long it takes him to get barreled-in?

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  20. 05-16-14 09:58 PM #55
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    Congrats JJ to you and Minnow
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  21. 05-16-14 10:09 PM #56
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    Here is how they test you

    Tonight my 1st night being a pro and 0-3 so far

    Now I am not going crazy at all just sipping tea and realize eventually the games go my ay because of my capping ability

    Guys I have come a long way
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  22. 05-16-14 10:17 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    Shave your head and grow a goatee. Youll look badass. Thank me later
    why would he want to look like a knock off wlater white?
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  23. 05-16-14 10:51 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post

    why would he want to look like a knock off wlater white?
    cause its better than a coked out george costanza, right?
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  24. 05-16-14 11:04 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsMeMrMattE View Post
    cause its better than a coked out george costanza, right?
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  25. 05-16-14 11:11 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Allang where you from??
    Scotland
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  26. 05-16-14 11:23 PM #61
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    JJ is living the dream.
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  27. 05-16-14 11:29 PM #62
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    So I went to a nice restaurant last night that had valet parking.
    At the end of the night, I wanted to tip the valet.
    I tried to duke him a 20 behind his ear, like you showed in your video.
    Long story short, I have a bag of peas on my left eye to keep down the swelling.
    Are you sure that's how the big timers do it?
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  28. 05-16-14 11:50 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by 6thtime View Post
    So I went to a nice restaurant last night that had valet parking.
    At the end of the night, I wanted to tip the valet.
    I tried to duke him a 20 behind his ear, like you showed in your video.
    Long story short, I have a bag of peas on my left eye to keep down the swelling.
    Are you sure that's how the big timers do it?
    lol if your gonna put it behind his ear like a busted magician, your better off just scott disick'n it and shoving it right down his throat. results will be the same.
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  29. 05-17-14 06:19 AM #64
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    who is going to be spending the summer with Carol down the shore house this year?

    do they have PRO gamblers in AC now?

    i'm sure you will work out the wrinkles

    anyway best of luck moving forward Coach
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  30. 05-17-14 06:35 AM #65
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    you did it wrong man..he probably thought you were makig a move on him

    bad start to my new career manny

    Quote Originally Posted by 6thtime View Post
    So I went to a nice restaurant last night that had valet parking.
    At the end of the night, I wanted to tip the valet.
    I tried to duke him a 20 behind his ear, like you showed in your video.
    Long story short, I have a bag of peas on my left eye to keep down the swelling.
    Are you sure that's how the big timers do it?
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  31. 05-17-14 10:22 AM #66
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    Coach,

    Will you be seeking advice from FISHHEAD?

    Uncle Ronnie
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  32. 05-17-14 12:03 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Danny Devito is an insult

    That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

    I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

    Its amazing when your a pro things are different
    Hahahahha


    jj, is your longterm goal to go tout and becme the next Pirelli at VIP Sports?
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  33. 05-17-14 01:20 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    who is going to be spending the summer with Carol down the shore house this year?
    ^^^^
    This
    and for gawds sake find a NEW summer fill in JJ cause last years model
    SUCKED
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  34. 05-17-14 02:46 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Very excited too, I finally made it

    Hell yeah JJ! Nice video pal keep picking winners.
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  35. 05-17-14 02:47 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Danny Devito is an insult

    That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

    I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

    Its amazing when your a pro things are different
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