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    Have You Ever Had A Mid Life Crisis?

    How old? What was it like? I feel like Russian Rocket might have had one. I hope he's ok, he was a good guy deep down even though he hated me.

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    Am I a good guy deep down even though I hate you?

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    Is this the new or old Seaweed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seto View Post
    Am I a good guy deep down even though I hate you?
    I love my enemies. I love everybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Is this the new or old Seaweed?
    Gummo, when you got money rolling in, mortgage paid off, you got plenty of time to think. I'll never forget my trip to Atlantic City in 1999, I met a guy name Franz or something like that, he had orange hair and always wore a Vince Lombardi hat. He told me if I had any spare change to lend him, we were standing by a Mcdonalds around 6am. I reached into my pouch and that's all I remember. I woke up around 1 hour later with severe pain in my head. Pouch was there but everything was empty. Never been back since. Franz is probably around 50ish now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Gummo, when you got money rolling in, mortgage paid off, you got plenty of time to think. I'll never forget my trip to Atlantic City in 1999, I met a guy name Franz or something like that, he had orange hair and always wore a Vince Lombardi hat. He told me if I had any spare change to lend him, we were standing by a Mcdonalds around 6am. I reached into my pouch and that's all I remember. I woke up around 1 hour later with severe pain in my head. Pouch was there but everything was empty. Never been back since. Franz is probably around 50ish now.
    Probably a Cheese Head. I know for a fact you can't trust those guys.

    Glad you made it out alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I love my enemies. I love everybody.
    You're a weird fukk. But then again so am I so I shouldn't be judging you, or at least not about that.

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    Must be rough in Leaf nation another collapse by the Leafs and Raptors losing but they would have been swept by the Heat don't worry buddy the Argos should do well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Gummo, when you got money rolling in, mortgage paid off, you got plenty of time to think. I'll never forget my trip to Atlantic City in 1999, I met a guy name Franz or something like that, he had orange hair and always wore a Vince Lombardi hat. He told me if I had any spare change to lend him, we were standing by a Mcdonalds around 6am. I reached into my pouch and that's all I remember. I woke up around 1 hour later with severe pain in my head. Pouch was there but everything was empty. Never been back since. Franz is probably around 50ish now.
    You think Franz guy you got to know is knocking other men out and screwing them in the can still today?

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    The crisis you speak of Weeder is really an internal dialogue we have with ourselves that takes place out of sight and within the chaotic confines of the theater of the mind. As we reach these milestones, or what are really life's mile markers, they indicate nothing more than how long we've been alive but only we know if we have truly lived. With age comes wisdom but also a frightening reality that our regrets may indeed outweigh our accomplishments. This is the midlife crisis you speak of and it is up to us whether we can muster the strength and fortitude to resolve our failures or continue to repeat them.

    I need a cocktail to forget about this for another day. And so it goes...

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    Yes, I often felt that Carib took advantage of swinging Johnson over the years and used him to gain players trust. I almost had a nervous breakdown because of how frustrated it made me.

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    Orale guey
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    time for a sex change and see how the other half lives shitweed...you 'll be perfect...

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    No worries

    I heard it tightens back up after 3 or 4 decades. You will be walking normal in no time!

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    No ... Probably won't live long enough to make it there.

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