......Says my #1 fan/stalker.
For those of you who haven't met Cecil..... First off, consider yourselves lucky. Secondly, this guy has been my shadow ever since I appeared in one of his threads. The adversarial discourse triggered some kind of endorphin release in his brain and now I'm the object of his affection. Don't get me wrong, everyone has their spats with other members from time to time, but they usually move along and life continues.
Well for Cecil, life
couldn't continue without
me as a major part of it. I don't know what I said, and I won't speculate on Cecil's sexual orientation, but this man developed a profound crush on me that leaves him smitten to this day.
He exhaustively read all my back posts like it was the Lord of the Fukkin' Rings trilogy.... I know this because he would routinely bring up things that I hadn't ever mentioned to him. He thought it was a clever tactic, I thought it was a touch creepy. If this guy had access to my journals, he'd devour them too. Hell, he'd probably try on my underwear if he could. This man ain't right.
I have zero problems with people that offer a compliment and so forth. I think we all get a little warm, fuzzy feeling when we first spot a "post nomination" at the bottom of our submissions. But with Cecil, there's a darker twist to the subtext. He's kinda like Jim Carrey in
The Cable Guy. The more I'd like to leave him in the dust, the more desperate and perseverant he becomes.
I've actually tried the "silent treatment" with him, which is pretty hard for a guy like me to do, but to no avail. He likes to needle me, as he did here in this thread, much the same way an emotionally immature schoolboy might tease a girl he fancies. His words suggest that I'm invisible to him, but his actions tell me that if given half a chance, he'd lace my morning Joe with a dash of Rohypnol, and drag me into the stables to do god knows what with my unconscious body.
It probably doesn't help matters that I'm a moderator now.... I think it just fuels his infatuation even more. Does anybody know what I should do with this guy? I'm reaching out for help SBR. I guess I could just ban him, but that might be overkill and the ponies forum needs him. He's not particularly bright or anything, but the pony section benefits from any traffic they receive.
Running out of answers,
Eddy Munny