888 "grace" channels german concentration camp director's defense
Grace: Hello
you: hi
you: having trouble with a paysafe card
you: can you help?
Grace: Hello
you: my Spanish is terrible
Grace: What issue are you having?
you: I don't think the PIN they gave me is valid
you: the cashier seemed to activate the card correctly
you: but this is a guess since my Spanish is terrible
Grace: I will need the pin code
you: 0*62 2*02 3**9 3*61
you: i did this yesterday at pokerstars almost instantly
you: i wanted to try your wsop MTTS
Grace: How much is it worth?
you: 250 pesos, about 17.61 USD but ill take 17.50
Grace: PLease hold
you: ty
Grace: I will need your account username
you: bigmeanprop
Grace: Please hold
Grace: The deposit was declined
Grace: The pin may be incorrect
you: that's just great
you: so i am stuck?
Grace: You will have to check with the merchant William
you: yup i am stuck this is mexico. customer service is nada
you: my Spanish is nada
you: i am out 17.50
you: awesome
you: can you contact them and tell them they issued a defective pin or have them do a trace or something?
Grace: I am sorry I cannot contact them on your behalf
you: i purchased the card a about 130 pm in merida mexico
you: my Spanish is terrible
you: your customer support is legendary
you: i tried to cash it just now
you: here's a chance to win a customer forever who will sing your praises forever
you: heres your chance to be the employee of the year
Grace: Sorry I cannot contact Paysafe on your behlf
Grace: Behalf
you: can i talk to someone else?
Grace: I do value you as a member but that will not be possible
you: i am 1561 miles from home and just learning spanish
you: the culture in mexico is NOT a customer service culture
you: this makes things very simple actually
you: i learned a 17.50 lesson about paysafe and 888
Grace: Sorry you feel that way however I simply cannot make a contact on your behalf
Grace: If you have another payment option feel free to try that William
you: yeah, i buy them at THE SAME STORE
you: no chance
you: i have a gambling problem too
you: someone is going to make a lot of tourney fees off of me
Grace: Ok in that case your account will be blocked
you: that's fine
Grace: We do not condone such activity here at 888
you: thanks for all your help
Grace: All the best
Grace: The account will be blocked now
you: what activity?
you: oh the gambling problem
Grace: Yes
you: you are a hypocrite
you: i was beinf :funny"
you: you comprende humor?
you: lol
you: you do not condone it but it is the reason for your business
Grace: We do not make jokes where that is concerned
you: you are hilarious
you: I AM NOT YOU
Grace: Our business is Responsible gaming
you: I DOD NOT KNOW YOUR HUMOR TERMS
you: lol
you: sure it is
you: so is mine
you: didn't you see my sarcasm font?
you: there was a way to handle this
you: but why should i help you at all when you are so fast to ban
you: why should i tell you how to grow you responsible gaming business
you: i cant tell you anything, you know everything, what you wont know is the pleasure of doing business with me or the feel of my money in your accounts
you: what you wont feel is the love of the people who see me as a hero for my courageous truth telling, my fearless pursuit of justice and my fantastic sense of humor
you: my hair is also known as very fabulous
you: GRACE ARE YOU OK?
you: are you still there?
Grace: I am here
you: i have minions
you: i am a semi famous writer
Grace: Ok
you: wow
you: thats cold
you: it didn't take you that long to write ok
Grace: Thank you for chatting with me William, Is there anything that I can assist you with further?
you: yes, you can unblock my account
you: and free up some of the 80 dollar bonus that got me here
you: i only got 8 so far
you: or was that a bait and switvh
you: *switch
Grace: If you received it how is it bait?
you: its not 80
you: bait is the way you trap your prey
Grace: The offer is as follows Simply play and we'll drop 10 x $8 gifts into your account as you go!
Grace: 1. Play any 888poker ring games & tournaments.
Grace: 2. Accumulate Status Points as you play.
Grace: 3. Receive an $8 gift for every 250 Status Points you earn
Grace:
you: in this case your prey is "responsibl gamblers"
you: i guess what i heard about your customer service was bad intel
Grace: Sorry to hear
you: you aren't sorry
you: you are happy to hit the ban button admit it
you: you felt powerfuk
you: powerful
you: im just a nobosy
Grace: I am simply following procedure
you: and what is the procedure whan a customer asks to talk to someone else?
you: i can refer you to that line in this chat
you: the germans were just following orders too
you: and you are "sorry about that" too i guess
Grace: You can contact 12684844868 in this regard
Grace: We do not take your comments lightly
you: well you are losing the business of me and my minions, i get more minions every day i am their hero
Grace: Bye William
Grace: This conversation is going nowhere
Grace: Thank you for choosing us, .
you: thats you
Grace: Enjoy the game
Grace: Your account will be blocked because of your comments made in this chat session