1. 03-26-14 11:01 AM #1
    Seaweed
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    I have a possible date Fridayy with this black lady I met last weekend, she just has to confirm. Anyways, I like to take my precautions and be safe but I do not know which condoms to buy because there are so many kinds. Which one is the best one to use?
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  2. 03-26-14 11:02 AM #2
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    saloon in 3-2-1
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  3. 03-26-14 11:05 AM #3
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    Vegas39, didn't think you would know
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  4. 03-26-14 11:08 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have a possible date Fridayy with this black lady I met last weekend, she just has to confirm. Anyways, I like to take my precautions and be safe but I do not know which condoms to buy because there are so many kinds. Which one is the best one to use?
    R u kidding me? A black lady? Unreal
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  5. 03-26-14 11:14 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Vegas39, didn't think you would know

    don't need to idiot been with wife since freshman year of college
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  6. 03-26-14 11:21 AM #6
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    are u taking our grandma with you? maybe she can help.
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  7. 03-26-14 11:23 AM #7
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    this thread is actually funny.


    Hmm i dont know man it depends on you.

    if you get excited quickly maybe go with the climax control variety that numbs your rooster so you can last longer. I've tried them before but i don't like my dingy being numb... but if your trying to impress and be a marathon man go for it.

    The Trojan ribbed is one of my faves as well as the basic lubricated...

    if you want protection but want to feel like your not wearing one go with a Japanese brand called Kimono.
    Its the next best thing to wearing nothing.

    good luck man i hope she gives it up for ya.
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  8. 03-26-14 11:26 AM #8
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    Don't count your chickens pal.
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  9. 03-26-14 11:29 AM #9
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    how big is her dick?
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  10. 03-26-14 11:33 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    how big is her dick?
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  11. 03-26-14 12:06 PM #11
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    Who changed my picture????????
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  12. 03-26-14 12:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I have a possible date Fridayy with this black lady I met last weekend, she just has to confirm. Anyways, I like to take my precautions and be safe but I do not know which condoms to buy because there are so many kinds. Which one is the best one to use?
    Get the taste you prefer.
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  13. 03-26-14 12:39 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Who changed my picture????????
    is that granny Saer?
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  14. 03-26-14 12:58 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    are u taking our grandma with you? maybe she can help.
    awkward spelling error here.
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  15. 03-26-14 01:08 PM #15
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    Which ever brand will be the most gentle on your gums.
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  16. 03-26-14 02:43 PM #16
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    Granny cant get pregnant...and if she has lived this long...you are safe with HIV.....
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  17. 03-26-14 03:36 PM #17
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    condoms

    grandma gonna show you how to put them on?
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  18. 03-26-14 03:44 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    condoms

    grandma gonna show you how to put them on?
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  19. 03-26-14 06:29 PM #19
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    Be sure and lay them on the counter and ask the cashier to point you to the fitting room before you purchase.
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  20. 03-26-14 07:17 PM #20
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    Seaweed I hope you get anal warts

    BOL!

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  21. 03-26-14 08:10 PM #21
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    Here you go Seaweed. These are fun for the whole family.

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  22. 03-26-14 08:38 PM #22
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    i hope seaweed knows how to put it on for her.
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  23. 03-26-14 08:48 PM #23
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    Wait one fukking minute ...

    This guy somehow got a date, but I can't even get a woman to look in my direction?

    Unreal.ca
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  24. 03-26-14 08:57 PM #24
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    One will be plenty for ya weeder, don't get excessive with it. Save your money, grab a free one and watch the dust grow as it sits in your dresser for years to come.
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  25. 03-26-14 09:14 PM #25
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    just go bare-back...live alittle
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  26. 03-27-14 05:57 AM #26
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  27. 03-27-14 07:50 AM #27
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    Black girls usually refuse to have sex with a condom

    I don't have personal experience, I just know anytime I buy condoms from a black female cashier she tries to convince me I shouldn't use one, plus look at how many black bastards there are running around
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  28. 03-27-14 08:29 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    also known as HIV condoms
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  29. 03-27-14 08:53 AM #29
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    Please stop with the 10 fake stories a day. Come on!
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  30. 03-27-14 09:27 AM #30
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    I usually grab a pack of magnums...
    Go to the counter and then ask the young lady if they have anything in a larger size.
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  31. 03-27-14 12:16 PM #31
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    Saer it depends on how big your penis is
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  32. 03-27-14 12:33 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Saer it depends on how big your penis is
    lol
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  34. 03-28-14 12:00 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Please stop with the 10 fake stories a day. Come on!
    yeah for really, almost not even worth coming around anymore.....

    where is moneyshot?? we could do with a recent conquest story or two to bring ppl back
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