1. #36
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    Legs are overrated

    When a chick looks at me she is looking only at my guns, chest and $2000 rug

    Mayan I have a clue

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    jjer your a fukkin stud

    jjer even the straightest dude enjoys looking at your fukkin barrel chest guery

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    When this guy even gives you a little compliment its HUGE, toughest guy to please here

    Guys lets be honest many of you are afraid of me now
    Actually Hanky if anyone give a half a fukk what I think that ain't good.

    Workout was pretty fukkin good IMO but Mayan is right get some legs in there. If you too powerful up top and sparrow legged it fukks up the core sooner or later.

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    sparrow legs??

    Billy don't call me that man or you could get hurt, Billy why are you down down a dangerous road with me???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    sparrow legs??

    Billy don't call me that man or you could get hurt, Billy why are you down down a dangerous road with me???


    Hanky I am not sure when it happened but somewhere between the 1st and 38th threat you tossed my way in my posting career and ain't shit happen I am gonna go way out on a limb here and figure you ain't much. Makes for some funny shit though if I am in the mood.

    Your 8 chinny's were nice and all but a bag of fukkin wind and a coupla toothpicks ain't hard to lift.

    Still not bad for a banged up fukk

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    JJ you are a true inspiration for men over 40

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    Thanks Illini

    What did this video prove??

    Older guys are tough

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    I think your ready for the special Olympics.

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    You over paid for that rug by about $1,987.00

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    I wonder what that dead opossum on your head looks like under a microscope?

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    them big ol floppy tittays of yours is gonna get nice an firm if ya keep this up corbin

    weber you are gonna be the tuffest midget on the set of pitboss

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    Good Video !

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    Who the hell is that?

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    Ash Money came in snuck up behind me and watched the last 40 seconds and boy didn't he laugh

    every f bomb he was hysterical had to run to the bathroom

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    Get off the Meth JJ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    I think your ready for the special Olympics.

    I still think those guys could take him

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    you young clowns know nothing about jj, and his failed law practice.

    and 8 pullups is actually quite impressive. O/U on sbr posters that could do the same, 1.1%

    Under

    the roids and the rug do scare me though

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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    you young clowns know nothing about jj, and his failed law practice.

    and 8 pullups is actually quite impressive. O/U on sbr posters that could do the same, 1.1%

    Under



    the roids and the rug do scare me though
    Statter excellent post

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Ash Money came in snuck up behind me and watched the last 40 seconds and boy didn't he laugh

    every f bomb he was hysterical had to run to the bathroom
    Ash money is the future of SBR

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    I would think it would be miserable wearing a rug while working out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    I would think it would be miserable wearing a rug while working out.
    Hey JJ....does the rug itch when you work out?

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    Yeh heavy itch

    I scream and yell while working out to get rid of frustration

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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    you young clowns know nothing about jj, and his failed law practice.

    and 8 pullups is actually quite impressive. O/U on sbr posters that could do the same, 1.1%

    Under

    the roids and the rug do scare me though
    Nice video JJ. Eight is good I agree but 1.1% really? Can't be that low

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    I can do more than 8 , probably about 15

    I am a tough mother fukker for my age men and angry

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I can do more than 8 , probably about 15

    I am a tough mother fukker for my age men and angry
    If you lost 10-12 pounds it would make a huge difference, could do 15 with good form in no time. When I spot people for pull-ups and chin ups it is amazing how little I have to assist for them to get a couple reps. If I give 10-12 pounds of help they get 2-3 and they get zero without my help. Doing any at your age (our age) is good.

    Your definition of spider push ups is wrong though.

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    JJ what's your 40 time?

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    JJ, I wouldn't call that a push up
    a common pushup performed in a prone position by raising and lowering the body using the arms and you're just jerking your elbows, coach
    nice try though

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    JJ what's your 40 time?
    I would think maybe 5-3

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    Is that a workout video??? I thought I was watching a documentary on mental illness.

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    So fired up right now penetrating pound anybody

    I don't see any other workout videos here are you afraid

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    No one else is so insecure they need to post a workout video.

    Well, anyone but king mayan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    So fired up right now penetrating pound anybody

    I don't see any other workout videos here are you afraid
    Maybe you start by pounding that wild animal attacking the crown of your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    So fired up right now penetrating pound anybody

    I don't see any other workout videos here are you afraid

    Just got back from gym.

    Can't believe you do jumping jacks you are like a broad.

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    JJ. LOVE the cargo pants.

    JJ. the scale?

    JJ. Are you an antique collector?

    JJ. These cockboys like to hate on here. 99 percent of them cant fight for real. I promise you that.

    JJ. Keep em comin.

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