1. 03-20-14 01:11 PM #1
    Sam Odom
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    10 reasons you're still broke

    1. You Quit School
    2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses
    3. You're Hardly Working
    4. You Have Bad Habits
    5. You Make Impulse Purchases
    6. You Play the Lottery
    7. You Make Minimum Payments
    8. You Lack Goals
    9. You Hang Out With the Wrong Crowd
    10. You're a Couch Potato

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-rea...040001849.html
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  2. 03-20-14 01:14 PM #2
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    I'm far from being broke ...but I can relate to 4 and 9

    Sammy what are you thinking in terms of NHL goes tonight?
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  3. 03-20-14 01:33 PM #3
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    Most of those do not apply to me thank god
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  4. 03-20-14 01:57 PM #4
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    @ RR , have not put any thoughts into NHL for today...

    @ JJ , you're a special man
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  5. 03-20-14 02:13 PM #5
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    11. your name is twizzle
    12. your name is jjgold
    13. your name is crustyme
    14. your name is genghis kahn
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  6. 03-20-14 02:15 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    11. your name is twizzle
    12. your name is jjgold
    13. your name is crustyme
    14. your name is genghis kahn

    15 seaweed
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  7. 03-20-14 02:16 PM #7
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    you broke dikk fukk
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  8. 03-20-14 02:17 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    15 seaweed
    16. your name is big bear
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  9. 03-20-14 02:18 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    15 seaweed
    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    16. your name is big bear

    17. your name is lakerboy
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  10. 03-20-14 02:28 PM #10
    Sam Odom
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    These are all gambling related...

    #2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses
    #3. You're Hardly Working
    #4. You Have Bad Habits
    #5. You Make Impulse Purchases
    #6. You Play the Lottery
    #8. You Lack Goals

    #2 - You should be betting 20.00 but you want to say 'I'm betting nickels and dimes'
    #3 - You put no time into cappin'
    #4 - Chasing
    #5 - Betting a game because it's on TV or the last one for the night
    #6 - Trying to hit the BIG ONE
    #8 - No Money Management
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  11. 03-20-14 02:29 PM #11
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    Sammy excellent work and by the way can you send me 200 when you get a chance

    Shelly/Shari will vouch for me
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  12. 03-20-14 02:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy excellent work and by the way can you send me 200 when you get a chance

    Shelly/Shari will vouch for me
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  13. 03-20-14 02:33 PM #13
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    JJ , check your 5D acct
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  14. 03-20-14 02:34 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most of those do not apply to me thank god
    How about you live in a Fantasy Land? Maybe make a list about hookers, loan sharks, stalking, wait..nevermind those things don't apply to guys like you
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  15. 03-20-14 02:37 PM #15
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    Odom, how many of those were you guilty of when Kenny had to spot you some cash?
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  16. 03-20-14 02:38 PM #16
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    Diamond... Sammy = BIG TIME LOSER
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  17. 03-20-14 02:40 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    These are all gambling related...

    #2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses
    #3. You're Hardly Working
    #4. You Have Bad Habits
    #5. You Make Impulse Purchases
    #6. You Play the Lottery
    #8. You Lack Goals

    #2 - You should be betting 20.00 but you want to say 'I'm betting nickels and dimes'
    #3 - You put no time into cappin'
    #4 - Chasing
    #5 - Betting a game because it's on TV or the last one for the night
    #6 - Trying to hit the BIG ONE
    #8 - No Money Management
    Im guilty of #4,. Im always chasing hot bitches. They cost money. Usually. Have a hot grand martingale with several hot bitches. Is my biggest weakness
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  18. 03-20-14 04:16 PM #18
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    Thanks Sammy!!!

    Love book transfers
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  19. 03-20-14 04:29 PM #19
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    1. You Quit School

    Sure did. Degrees aren't worth nearly as much as they once were.

    2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses

    Nope. F the Joneses, they're probably in a ton of debt like everyone else.

    3. You're Hardly Working

    32 hrs a week, not terrible.

    4. You Have Bad Habits

    No chick right now, so I jerk off a lot.

    5. You Make Impulse Purchases

    Nope.

    6. You Play the Lottery

    No lottery in Nevada IIRC.

    7. You Make Minimum Payments

    Cash only. I finance nothing.

    8. You Lack Goals

    Goals are vague, but very clear -- financial freedom

    9. You Hang Out With the Wrong Crowd

    All my friends nowadays have their shit together.

    10. You're a Couch Potato

    Hour a day or so. A lot more today with the tourney on.


    So not bad. But I'm kinda broke right now.
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  20. 03-20-14 04:33 PM #20
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    Why is woman not on the list???
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  21. 03-20-14 04:40 PM #21
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    Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time.
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  22. 03-20-14 04:41 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Diamond... Sammy = BIG TIME LOSER
    Edited because Odom is acting looney again and can't take a joke.
    Last edited by SamDiamond; 03-20-14 at 07:32 PM.
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  23. 03-20-14 04:43 PM #23
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    I don't understand why "you like pu$$y" isn't up there somehow.
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  24. 03-20-14 04:46 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post

    You're the one who had to take handouts from dead Kenny---- and I'm the loser?




    Sammy never calls you 'Sammy'

    Sammy = Sam Odom
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  25. 03-20-14 04:46 PM #25
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    8/10

    broke dikk
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  26. 03-20-14 04:47 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post

    Diamond... Sammy = BIG TIME LOSER

    get it now , Diamond ?
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  27. 03-20-14 07:32 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    get it now , Diamond ?
    Odom-- I am just fuking with ya....

    I told you that before in another post....

    All good fun. Hammer away at me anytime you wish...

    It's all good.

    I'll give you ammo.

    I have a huge nose--- and for some reasons my wife asks if we can put "300" on the tv when we have sex...weird, huh?
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  28. 03-20-14 08:40 PM #28
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    as far as gambling if you bet everyday most likely your broke
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  29. 03-20-14 08:43 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    as far as gambling if you bet everyday most likely your broke

    everyday gamblin' = addiction
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  30. 03-20-14 09:16 PM #30
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    Sammy I never met a gambler that had money
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  31. 03-20-14 09:30 PM #31
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    how come smoking pieces off a crack cookie while rooting for the Boston Bruins isn't up there??? what the fuk is that
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  32. 03-21-14 05:17 AM #32
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    1-10 should be ...you take any advice from someone on this forum
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  33. 03-21-14 06:11 AM #33
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    I have actually won money gambling last 10 years---20 years before that I lost $500,000; that's why I am broke---gamble much smaller and smarter today. no more playing entire ncaa card on Saturday, each games and each total for nickel a game.
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  34. 03-21-14 06:29 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    I don't understand why "you like pu$$y" isn't up there somehow.
    No shit, that will clean you out quick
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