1. 03-19-14 11:41 PM #1
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    Tomorrow (Thursday) I Find Out If I Got My First Job Ever At Little Ceasers Pizza...

    This is the biggest day of my life.

    Many cannot sleep because of March Madness, filling out their brackets but I cannot sleep because later today before 6pm I find out if I will be raking in dough at Little Ceasers.

    My goal in life was never to have to work a day and get by through gambling.

    At the current moment, my goal has taken a slight setback and I need this job temporarily to get back into action in the future.

    I do not know if I will be making the pizza, or delivering, all I know is they pay you to show up and do something.

    After thinking it over, I found lots of benefits of working at Little Ceasers.

    Such as

    1. Very close distance to home, walking or biking distance

    2. I like Pizza

    3. Not too crowded

    4. Possibility of tips

    5. Might meet a girlfriend


    Wish me luck boys
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  2. 03-19-14 11:43 PM #2
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    good luck Seaweed...you're doing the right thing.
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  3. 03-19-14 11:44 PM #3
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  4. 03-19-14 11:44 PM #4
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  5. 03-19-14 11:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I find out if I will be raking in dough at Little Ceasers.
    Oh you'll definitely be around dough

    Seaweed u seriously have never had a job?

    Let's talk this over at the poker table
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  6. 03-19-14 11:47 PM #6
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    How old is seaweed??
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  7. 03-19-14 11:50 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    How old is seaweed??
    my my guess is 30 going on thirteen
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  8. 03-19-14 11:51 PM #8
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  9. 03-19-14 11:52 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Oh you'll definitely be around dough

    Seaweed u seriously have never had a job?

    Let's talk this over at the poker table
    Never had a government recognized job
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  10. 03-19-14 11:53 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    CAEsars
    Yeah, you're right. Got the spelling wrong. I figured you would know seeing as it originated in Detroit.
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  11. 03-19-14 11:53 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    good luck Seaweed...you're doing the right thing.
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  12. 03-19-14 11:56 PM #12
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    congrats maybe your balls will drop friday
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  13. 03-20-14 12:01 AM #13
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    Pizza pizza
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  14. 03-20-14 12:02 AM #14
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    hell yeah Seaweed. You got the world by the balls now

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  15. 03-20-14 12:02 AM #15
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    If you like pizza you should work somewhere else, Little Caesars is pretty poor
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  16. 03-20-14 12:02 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    congrats maybe your balls will drop friday
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  17. 03-20-14 12:03 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    If you like pizza you should work somewhere else, Little Caesars is pretty poor
    What do you mean? Hot N Ready Medium Pizza for 5.99
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  18. 03-20-14 12:03 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    hell yeah Seaweed. You got the world by the balls now

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  19. 03-20-14 12:04 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Little Caesars is pretty poor

    So is seaweed
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  20. 03-20-14 12:05 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What do you mean? Hot N Ready Medium Pizza for 5.99
    I mean it tastes bad
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  21. 03-20-14 12:07 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I mean it tastes bad
    Why do I care, I'm not the one eating it, I'm the one selling it. I'm nervous, don't jinx it.
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  22. 03-20-14 12:24 AM #22
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    "I need this job temporarily to get back into action in the future. I do not know if I will be making the pizza, or delivering, all I know is they pay you to show up and do something" Back into action in the future? This is not going to end well
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  23. 03-20-14 12:26 AM #23
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    I wish I could be there for the interview:



    Manager: Previous employment?

    Seaweed: Huh?

    Mgr: Where were you employed previously?

    Seaweed: I was self employed

    Mgr: What kind of self-employment?

    Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government

    Mgr: What?

    Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation

    Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here

    Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that

    Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?

    Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.

    Mgr: Excuse me?

    Seaweed: What?

    Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?

    Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl

    Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out

    Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early

    Mgr: Ok sure pal

    Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?

    Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye
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  24. 03-20-14 12:50 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Why do I care, I'm not the one eating it, I'm the one selling it. I'm nervous, don't jinx it.
    Weeder take pride in what you do pal and youll rethink that last statement..
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  25. 03-20-14 01:00 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Weeder take pride in what you do pal and youll rethink that last statement..
    I know what I said sounded bad, but to be honest, I think we make good pizza
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  26. 03-20-14 01:01 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I wish I could be there for the interview:



    Manager: Previous employment?

    Seaweed: Huh?

    Mgr: Where were you employed previously?

    Seaweed: I was self employed

    Mgr: What kind of self-employment?

    Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government

    Mgr: What?

    Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation

    Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here

    Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that

    Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?

    Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.

    Mgr: Excuse me?

    Seaweed: What?

    Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?

    Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl

    Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out

    Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early

    Mgr: Ok sure pal

    Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?

    Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye
    That is not how it went
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  27. 03-20-14 01:13 AM #27
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    Gl at getting a girlfrend seaweed. Pussy is the best although the russian rocket wuld argue against that, my girls like my sportbetting. It gets u pussy. Man. Although russian the rocket wuld argue against that.
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  28. 03-20-14 01:16 AM #28
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    I cannot sleep either

    Seaweed getting married and getting a job all in one week

    Granny will be so proud!
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  29. 03-20-14 01:17 AM #29
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  30. 03-20-14 01:24 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This is the biggest day of my life.

    Many cannot sleep because of March Madness, filling out their brackets but I cannot sleep because later today before 6pm I find out if I will be raking in dough at Little Ceasers.

    My goal in life was never to have to work a day and get by through gambling.

    At the current moment, my goal has taken a slight setback and I need this job temporarily to get back into action in the future.

    I do not know if I will be making the pizza, or delivering, all I know is they pay you to show up and do something.

    After thinking it over, I found lots of benefits of working at Little Ceasers.

    Such as

    1. Very close distance to home, walking or biking distance

    2. I like Pizza

    3. Not too crowded

    4. Possibility of tips

    5. Might meet a girlfriend


    Wish me luck boys


    Look, Weed Man, take it from a lonely sack of shit who is incredibly desperate for a woman ... No. 5 is delusional.
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  31. 03-20-14 01:44 AM #31
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    get a girlfriend and you can suck on one of these babies
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  32. 03-20-14 01:53 AM #32
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    Seaweed you're in luck pal. Talk to this girl once... one of her fetishes was to be fukked on pizza boxes. Yes, she worked at Little Caesars before. Keep a close eye on all the chicks.
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  33. 03-20-14 01:56 AM #33
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    You won't be delivering..
    Little Caesar's doesnt deliver.

    First job ever, jesus.
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  34. 03-20-14 02:16 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Seaweed you're in luck pal. Talk to this girl once... one of her fetishes was to be fukked on pizza boxes. Yes, she worked at Little Caesars before. Keep a close eye on all the chicks.
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  35. 03-20-14 02:47 AM #35
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    Seaweed if i'm ever in the Toronto area and stop in a Little Caesar's to eat, if I suspect it's you back there making pizza I will say the code phrase "Do you sell fruit explosion muffins?", so that way if it is you then you will know it's me and you can give me extra pepperoni
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