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    How about this Seaweed? You can be the master of your own destiny.


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    their loss weeder don't sweat it

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    Saer i am so dissapointed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    How about this Seaweed? You can be the master of your own destiny.

    He could be some sugar mommas boy toy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    In the 90's, back in the 'avoid the noid' days, they actually had decent pizza.

    It's shit now.

    Weeder, you didnt want to work there anyway, fukk that place. They would have had you scrubbing dishes all night.

    Go deliver pizzas for Pizza hut or dominos and earn some tip money. Thats cash in your pockets every night and you dont even have to claim it to the IRS. Just claim like $2 on the night and pocket $80+ if you are a fast driver.
    Wasn't the Noid a Dominos character?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Wasn't the Noid a Dominos character?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Wasn't the Noid a Dominos character?
    very sharp...."pizza-pizza"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I wish I had good news but I never got the stupid job. He said my availability was too limited? All I requested was not to work on weekends. That's 2 days out of 7. Where is the logic in this!

    Weed Man, most places need people who are willing to work weekends and nights.

    You have no skills or experience. You're in no place to request specific days off.

    You blew it.

    Apply at some fast-food joints, and remember to tell them you're willing to work any day at any time. Maybe McDonald's will hire you if you're willing to work the graveyard shift.

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    Saer would make some good cheesebread

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    Little ceasers actually makes decent pizza if you call it in and ask for a stuffed crust. Its not on the menu but theyll make it and its night and day. Note: "Decent" is subjective.

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    Weeder do u have chick fil a in Canada

    Never worked there but seems like a clean, structured work environment

    Lots of younger cute girls work there (barely legal actually)

    Plus they aren't open on Sundays

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Weeder do u have chick fil a in Canada

    Never worked there but seems like a clean, structured work environment

    Lots of younger cute girls work there (barely legal actually)

    Plus they aren't open on Sundays
    There you go Seaweed,plenty of little honeys for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I wish I had good news but I never got the stupid job. He said my availability was too limited? All I requested was not to work on weekends. That's 2 days out of 7. Where is the logic in this!
    Does you guys actually believe the stuff this guy posts is true?

    If it actually is...then god help him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    Does you guys actually believe the stuff this guy posts is true?

    If it actually is...then god help him.
    Its all true. Saer is a unique individual. He does his best to help take care of granny so he's never really been able to work. He had a bad gambling run and just needs some extra cash but doesnt want to ask granny again because granny aint made out of money. Saer just tryin to do the right thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I wish I had good news but I never got the stupid job. He said my availability was too limited? All I requested was not to work on weekends. That's 2 days out of 7. Where is the logic in this!
    Sorry you didn't get the job.
    Just a little help, I use to manage restaurants and I wouldn't even look at a application
    If they just wanted to work mon-fri. When do you think they do their most business.
    Always put down available anytime, then change your schedule once you are hired.

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    Yes saer go back and tell them your available 7 days a week any shifts

    You can do it saer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Yes saer go back and tell them your available 7 days a week any shifts

    You can do it saer!!
    Just go back and tell them you were hoping to have weekends off because of ______?
    But you can work weekends.
    Did they even discuss your availability?

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    Saer great news!

    My buddys uncles friend works within the company

    He says he can get you a job there.

    PM me

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I wish I could be there for the interview:



    Manager: Previous employment?

    Seaweed: Huh?

    Mgr: Where were you employed previously?

    Seaweed: I was self employed

    Mgr: What kind of self-employment?

    Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government

    Mgr: What?

    Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation

    Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here

    Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that

    Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?

    Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.

    Mgr: Excuse me?

    Seaweed: What?

    Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?

    Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl

    Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out

    Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early

    Mgr: Ok sure pal

    Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?

    Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye


    Post of the fukking year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Its all true. Saer is a unique individual. He does his best to help take care of granny so he's never really been able to work. He had a bad gambling run and just needs some extra cash but doesnt want to ask granny again because granny aint made out of money. Saer just tryin to do the right thing
    Has anyone on the forum actually met Seaweed in person.

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