1. 03-16-14 09:26 PM #1
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    Have you ever made love to a girl so good...

    she started crying?

    Save the obvious jokes that she was crying because it was bad

    I've had it happen twice for sure, maybe a third time, but it really is something to behold

    Maybe it happens a lot, I don't know. The first time it happened it scared me

    Why does it happen? It's most definitely a physical reaction, because one of the times it was with a girl I had just met, so there was no emotional attachment

    I'm not trying to brag or anything, this was several years ago when I was in my prime, probably never be able to do it again unfortunately
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  2. 03-16-14 09:31 PM #2
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    I can't even remember what happened the last time I had sex.

    I'm sure some poor girl I slept with when I was younger cried when I wasn't looking, but not because it was good.

    I'm done with all that now, though. No sense in thinking about sex, or talking about finding a woman anymore.

    I just accepted that I am destined to be alone, which allows me to focus on drifting through the rest of life.
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  3. 03-16-14 09:34 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I can't even remember what happened the last time I had sex.

    I'm sure some poor girl I slept with when I was younger cried when I wasn't looking, but not because it was good.

    I'm done with all that now, though. No sense in thinking about sex, or talking about finding a woman anymore.


    I just accepted that I am destined to be alone, which allows me to focus on drifting through the rest of life.

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  4. 03-16-14 09:35 PM #4
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    its a female emotional thing. us guys will never ever understand that kind of shit. take it as a compliment.
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  5. 03-16-14 09:35 PM #5
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    Yup. With Nasher's wife.
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  6. 03-16-14 09:39 PM #6
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    Once but that's prolly cuz I have a choking fetish and she forgot the safe word. She enjoyed it I guess cuz we went a 2nd round but this time I made the safe word easier
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  7. 03-16-14 09:39 PM #7
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    Alot of women cry if the sex is really good.

    With us guys its more about the physical whereas with women its mostly mental...
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  8. 03-16-14 09:41 PM #8
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    Rape does that sometimes
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  9. 03-16-14 09:41 PM #9
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    Women weep when I walk down the street.
    In the bedroom they do something between convulsing and a seizure,
    followed by crying and gasping for air.
    .......And then I wake up
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  10. 03-16-14 09:43 PM #10
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    Have you ever made love to a girl so good...

    nope
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  11. 03-16-14 09:43 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    its a female emotional thing. us guys will never ever understand that kind of shit. take it as a compliment.
    I don't think so. For example this one chick I had just met and we knew there was going to be nothing more than screwing

    Also, when it happened, it happened during sex not after. Seemed like Something physical was triggered which induced the physical act of crying

    Like I said, the first time it happened I was scared or thought I did something wrong or the chick was insane

    The next girl that it happened with I took it as a compliment
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  12. 03-16-14 09:44 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Have you ever made love to a girl so good...

    nope
    Cuse I bet Amy Adams is a crier
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  13. 03-16-14 09:45 PM #13
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    Hey guy you're asking people from the wrong area

    I Have not had sex in 14 years so I cannot give you any advice
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  14. 03-16-14 09:46 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Cuse I bet Amy Adams is a crier
    She would be if it was with me
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  15. 03-16-14 09:49 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hey guy you're asking people from the wrong area

    I Have not had sex in 14 years so I cannot give you any advice
    The last time it happened to me (the crying, not sex) was about 10 years ago

    I was thinking about it today though
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  16. 03-16-14 09:51 PM #16
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    Just experienced this about 2 weeks ago for the first and hopefully last time! Freaked me out as it was during sex. It was right before she reached her happy time. Really didn't know how to respond. Literally tears running down her face. I wasn't even giving my full effort, could have been because it was on a back to back night though.
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  17. 03-16-14 09:57 PM #17
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    Crying????

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  18. 03-16-14 10:00 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScurvyPirate View Post
    Just experienced this about 2 weeks ago for the first and hopefully last time! Freaked me out as it was during sex. It was right before she reached her happy time. Really didn't know how to respond. Literally tears running down her face. I wasn't even giving my full effort, could have been because it was on a back to back night though.
    This is exactly what I'm talking about!
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  19. 03-16-14 10:03 PM #19
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    pepper spray.

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  20. 03-16-14 10:09 PM #20
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    Centy menopause makes girls very emotional

    and they are not girls they are matures
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  21. 03-16-14 10:11 PM #21
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  22. 03-16-14 10:40 PM #22
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    Yeah, it's so good, that's why they're crying.............
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  23. 03-16-14 10:42 PM #23
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    The girls that cry during sex usually have an emotional imbalance which is caused by a traumatic experience in the past.
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  24. 03-16-14 10:46 PM #24
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    Or they are absolutely horrified by their decision after...
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  25. 03-16-14 10:55 PM #25
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    deemer with the burial post, unreal.
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  26. 03-16-14 10:57 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post

    Save the obvious jokes that she was crying because it was bad
    You guys just can't do it can you
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  27. 03-16-14 10:58 PM #27
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    Centy what the fuk is this shit

    Centy I made a girl cry at gold club after I fukked her when she found out I was only carrying $20
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  28. 03-16-14 11:00 PM #28
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  29. 03-16-14 11:10 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    she started crying?


    Either her handcuffs were too tight or she was having an adverse reaction to the chloroform.
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  30. 03-16-14 11:12 PM #30
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    Sick fukkin rapist !!!!
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  31. 03-16-14 11:13 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Rape does that sometimes
    Awesome response.

    Did she tell you it was good? I had a girl cry because she had broke up with her boyfriend recently. REBOUND. In my experience I have noticed most girls just have psychopathic tendencies and even they don't understand why they have the emotional reactions they do.
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  32. 03-16-14 11:13 PM #32
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    Centaur, are you sure these weren't cries of disappointment?
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    I cry every time you post
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  34. 03-16-14 11:54 PM #34
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    Happened just once right after sex about a year ago...I asked her what's the matter and she said that she haven't had an orgasm in over a year and I finally made her come
    That was the first and the last time I fukked her
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  35. 03-16-14 11:58 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I can't even remember what happened the last time I had sex.j

    I'm sure some poor girl I slept with when I was younger cried when I wasn't looking, but not because it was good.

    I'm done with all that now, though. No sense in thinking about sex, or talking about finding a woman anymore.

    I just accepted that I am destined to be alone, which allows me to focus on drifting through the rest of life.
    Always porn if u like chicks
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