1. 02-23-14 11:11 AM #36
    Wulfman14
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    1/4 american men have been to jail/prison. american legal system can suk my dik
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  2. 02-23-14 12:04 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    been in a police station jail? more times than I can count. Actually done time? 3 years once. 18months another time.
    3 years for what?
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  3. 02-23-14 12:46 PM #38
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    I've always been too smart to get caught.

    Never been to jail.

    Jail is for dumbasses.
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  4. 02-23-14 12:48 PM #39
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    15 years
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  5. 02-23-14 02:30 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Never been inside a jail before

    like it to stay that way

    Yes sir. Never even gotten a ticket
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  6. 02-23-14 02:33 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Yes sir. Never even gotten a ticket
    do you live on the Truman Show?
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  7. 02-23-14 03:13 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    I've always been too smart to get caught.

    Never been to jail.

    Jail is for dumbasses.
    Sometimes the situation is out of your control man, especially if your a brown guy in a white neighborhood and stay there half an hour longer then I should have.

    or if you got friends that frequent low class bars and just go cuz they're your friends.
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  8. 02-23-14 03:14 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Yes sir. Never even gotten a ticket
    Seriously? What are you 18 or something lol. That's unbelievable. Parking ticket?
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  9. 02-23-14 03:29 PM #44
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    Years ago, of course. Once for a "bar fight" the other for beating some kids ass at school. Both were my much younger days.

    I haven't gotten as much as a parking ticket in 7 years.
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  10. 02-23-14 03:48 PM #45
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    once. i was playing basketball at some outdoor courts in my town on a hot day.. i left my windows down and a big handle of captain on my drivers seat (i was/and am still under 21).. cop comes over to the courts to see whose car it is, I tell him it's mine... they search it and find big ass 'illegal' knife that wasn't even mine and about a half of weed

    in the station they said they would drop all charges if I set up fake deals to let them bust THREE different drug dealers, i was like 'fuk outta here with that shit' lol

    ended up having to do a couple hours of community service lmao, now my names clean as a whistle and i'm currently studying to be a correctional officer
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  11. 02-23-14 03:49 PM #46
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    close a few times but only jailed once. on a 4-day vacation with some freinds in New Orleans, happened to be over my 22nd birthday. after all night drive from the midwest got in too early to check into hotel so hit bourbon street and started drinking hurricanes around 1pm. After off and on drinking all day my buds called it a night around 11, I wasn't smart enough to follow, not my style to quit until the party's really over. Next thing I know a cop is yelling at me as I'm in a drunken stupor trying to unlock a car with my hotel key around 1a I guess. Taken to about a 10x20 holding cell with about 12-15 guys in it, the only other white guy passed out. gold on the grill everywhere, lol. 1/2 the other guys already in their orange felony jumpsuits, 1 with blood all over it. yeah, I was a little nervous. About 40 of us hand/ankle cuffed together for 2 block walk to court next morning. I got hit with public intox and tampering, 7 day sentence or $100 fine. Tried caling my freinds with my one call but phone problems at the hotel and I couldn't get thru. My freinds had no idea where I was, thought I might be dead. spent 2 days locked up until my freinds figured it out and found me. 1 more day of vaca and back home. Happy birthday to me!

    as it turned out my freinds saw the bloody guy on tv, he was fleeing the cops and hiding in a crawlspace when the cops sent the dogs in after him. good stuff
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  12. 02-23-14 04:02 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    I've always been too smart to get caught.

    Never been to jail.

    Jail is for dumbasses.

    Yeah I used to sell cars until I realized it was for dumbasses.
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  13. 02-23-14 05:00 PM #48
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    9 bad when I was younger
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  14. 02-24-14 03:18 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfman14 View Post
    Seriously? What are you 18 or something lol. That's unbelievable. Parking ticket?
    28. Been pulled over twice, both for inspection/registration being expired. Was just told to take care of it.

    Wish I lived like the Truman Show, his wife was hot.
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  15. 02-24-14 07:36 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    3 years for what?
    got caught with 65 oc 80's back before they changed them over. these were the green ones. It was right when it was just getting bad so judge gave 3 years mando
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  16. 02-24-14 01:21 PM #51
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    Once.. Said never again and it's been never again.. Though I should of been hundreds of times for saucing it up and driving..

    Fukkin pro
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  17. 02-24-14 02:31 PM #52
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    once for graffiti.
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  18. 02-24-14 05:24 PM #53
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    was in there last week for assault. some guys in there were laughing about how they were there because they knocked their wife's tooth out or bloodied up their face. I was in their because my nutjob of a gf called the cops on me after I hit her on the shoulder with a flip flop.
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  19. 02-25-14 01:55 AM #54
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    Where I live now, you blow your nose and you are going down!

    Hey, States and Cities, need some revenue!

    Austin, TX made $130M off PI and DWI just off 6th Street last year. It is a big money maker!
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  20. 02-25-14 03:18 AM #55
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    2 times...one 7 days and another 4 days
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  21. 02-27-14 02:08 AM #56
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    Real men do what they want and sort out the consequences later.
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