1. 02-19-14 02:39 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Always Use Strong Denial Methods If You Get Caught Gambling By Wife: Video

    This approach works every time

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  2. 02-19-14 02:49 PM #2
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    sick tv. what is that 12"?
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  3. 02-19-14 02:57 PM #3
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    14 inches Vicker

    times are tough
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  4. 02-19-14 03:08 PM #4
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    Awful JJ.
    You're better than this.
    Tighten up buddy.
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  5. 02-19-14 03:08 PM #5
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  6. 02-19-14 03:19 PM #6
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    If you can't be honest with your wife then you shouldn't be married.
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  7. 02-19-14 03:21 PM #7
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    weber i hope you got permission from brockstar to make a vid about his life

    lawsuites get expensive ya fuggin dwarf
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  8. 02-19-14 03:23 PM #8
    jjgold
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    Most wives do not permit gambling

    It's not accepted in marriage
    Most women do not like to throw money away in the family budget

    Most guys sneak there gambling when they're in relationships

    Quick you don't have a clue and you would not last one day in my world

    Come to the passion I'll Bury you
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  9. 02-19-14 03:30 PM #9
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    Lkid's girl: Who you bet tonight?

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    Lkid's girl: w/e

    Lkid: (Leaves room outta frustration and pours a drink)

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    JJ no lie I was in dinner last night and went to bathroom for like 7 minutes on phone checking scores/placing wagers.

    But in all honesty she cool w/ it, just a respect thing.
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  10. 02-19-14 03:36 PM #10
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    Good video JJ,

    Still liked player advocate JJ better,

    not this new castrated by Lou version.
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  11. 02-19-14 03:42 PM #11
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    Making bets on the can!

    MMAChicka doesn't mind the placing of the wagers...

    She does however dislike the constant checking of the scores when we are out with guests or hosting. Lol

    She says, "The game won't be over for an hour or so, check the fukken score then.."
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  12. 02-19-14 03:46 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Good video JJ,

    Still liked player advocate JJ better,

    not this new castrated by Lou version.
    that was a goo one


    Bigday no need to check scores when your out that is rude
    Same thing when you stare down every women that walks in restaurant and your wife is right there, its like you undress them with your eyes

    How does that make your wife feel??
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  13. 02-19-14 04:51 PM #13
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    Carol, if you're reading this.....run for the hills!!
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  14. 02-19-14 04:51 PM #14
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    What a nut
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  15. 02-19-14 04:54 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post

    She says, "The game won't be over for an hour or so, check the fukken score then.."
    I would not put up with that.
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  16. 02-19-14 04:55 PM #16
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    Thinking his name is spelled Carroll.
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  17. 02-19-14 05:17 PM #17
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    how do you deny it when you get blackmarked by a bookmaker?
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  18. 02-19-14 05:25 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    how do you deny it when you get blackmarked by a bookmaker?
    Thats a tough one and then your caught dead in the water Tony

    If you like to gamble do not get married

    real simple
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  19. 02-19-14 05:27 PM #19
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    Use strong denial methods when getting caught doing anything by anyone.

    Deny, deny and then blame the other party.

    Or, Don't say anything so your lawyer has a chance to save your dumbass.
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  20. 02-19-14 05:30 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thats a tough one and then your caught dead in the water Tony

    If you like to gamble do not get married

    real simple
    Marriage is the biggest gamble of all......
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  21. 02-19-14 05:42 PM #21
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    jj, marry for money.
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  22. 02-19-14 06:09 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by RonPaul2008 View Post

    If you can't be honest with your wife then you shouldn't be married.

    Dunno about being 100% honest Can cause avoidable problems

    However... Sammy agrees about the gambling part. Been saying so the last few yrs

    Sammy believes win % will go up if you dont have to hide the gambling
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  23. 02-19-14 06:16 PM #23
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    If you have to hide it then either stop gambling or get a new chick.
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  24. 02-19-14 06:17 PM #24
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  25. 02-19-14 06:36 PM #25
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    Seaweed is single, no way he can be married with his lifestyle

    He is smart

    Bigday getting married is a thing of the past, its worse than gambling now
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  26. 02-19-14 06:50 PM #26
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    Carol knows everything about you , JJ
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  27. 02-19-14 07:02 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Carol knows everything about you , JJ

    when you share a single bed with a person its tough to hide stuff
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  28. 02-19-14 07:07 PM #28
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    Tony , many yrs back Carol would confide in Sammy before she moved in... she was worried about JJ's shortcomings and if he could make her truly happy

    Sammy told her to follow her heart
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  29. 02-19-14 07:13 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Dunno about being 100% honest Can cause avoidable problems

    However... Sammy agrees about the gambling part. Been saying so the last few yrs

    Sammy believes win % will go up if you dont have to hide the gambling
    Sammy, any idea what the winning percentage is from guys that hide their gambling from their wives, as opposed to guys that tell them everything?

    Do you think it's at least 5%?
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  30. 02-19-14 07:15 PM #30
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    sam jj is screwed if they sleep in the same bed. he can fool her during sex by coming into i a little bit aroused. but if she on a hunch pulls down his boxers while he sleeps and sees that he is indeed hotdog thin. disaster
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  31. 02-19-14 07:15 PM #31
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    For Sammy... it went up 0.89%

    48.5 to 49.4 win %
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  32. 02-19-14 07:48 PM #32
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    The most disgusting thing to a woman is when she feels your pecker is 2.5 inches

    When my underwear tight the jockey type I am not joking here I actually looks like a pussy
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  33. 02-19-14 08:03 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The most disgusting thing to a woman is when she feels your pecker is 2.5 inches

    When my underwear tight the jockey type I am not joking here I actually looks like a pussy

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  34. 02-19-14 08:05 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    When my underwear tight the jockey type I am not joking here I actually looks like a pussy


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  35. 02-19-14 08:14 PM #35
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    Classic! Good work JJ, I still release to the Moroccan hooker in Montreal, she gave both of us the clap but well worth the release.
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