1. #1
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    What's The Manliest Thing You Have Ever Done?

    I'm still thinking of mine

  2. #2
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,189
    Betpoints: 410

    Going broke gambling and announcing it publicly on a gambling forum?

  3. #3
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    My whole life is manly you fukking twat!!

  4. #4
    Russian Rocket
    Kleptoman
    Russian Rocket's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-02-12
    Posts: 43,910
    Betpoints: 533

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What's The Manliest Thing You Have Ever Done?


    I'm still thinking of mine



    Yours would be to go to your granny and tell her straight up that you need to reload

  5. #5
    Bluehorseshoe
    Bluehorseshoe's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-13-06
    Posts: 14,936
    Betpoints: 1551

    I pee-ed standing up.

  6. #6
    InTheDrink
    Drinker of the Year
    InTheDrink's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-23-09
    Posts: 23,983
    Betpoints: 527

    i drank a 40 rack of old mil ice light once

  7. #7
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Yours would be to go to your granny and tell her straight up that you need to reload
    That didnt sound right

  8. #8
    daneblazer
    Most Well Rounded POY
    daneblazer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-14-08
    Posts: 27,837
    Betpoints: 5652

    Scottish Highland games

  9. #9
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Probably in a weight room taking on two body builders
    I accused them of juicing and they started calling me a red headed fatty and there were about 50 guys in the gym and I charged the one guy and he picked me up and put me in a bear hug and told me to settle down before I got hurt. I was screaming like a fukkin nut to let me go.

    Eventually he let me out, nobody ever took these guys on but me and nobody ever accused them of juicing. I saw needle marks in his ass through his bikini outfit so I called him out.

  10. #10
    Dirty Sanchez
    Two time SBR Academy Award winner
    Dirty Sanchez's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-01-10
    Posts: 16,031
    Betpoints: 26

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm still thinking of mine
    It was probably under your other screen name...oops from years ago

  11. #11
    You mad bro
    You mad bro's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-15-12
    Posts: 16,641
    Betpoints: -23

    i fukked seaweed

  12. #12
    tony_come
    tony_come's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-31-10
    Posts: 21,695
    Betpoints: 1122

    Washed my ass in the shower

  13. #13
    bobby heenan
    Update your status
    bobby heenan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-20-09
    Posts: 4,120
    Betpoints: 75

    few things

    use to visit my boys school to party frequently....and was always a belligerent mess....so were at a bar...and iim in the bathroom and theres these two guys arguing...one guys in a wheelchair....they end up scrapping.....so after it gets broken up quickly i say to the other guy "wow yer a real fuckin tough guy fighting and arguing with a dude in a wheelchair".....apparently after i was told this was the most feared dude on campus and no one ever talked to him like that or got away with it.....

    was once at a bar and some guy was beefing with my friend ....who is short...i kept telling dude to penetrate with me instead....i turned around to say something to a friend and the dude suckered punched me....i went and touched my eye and said to a friend "did this dude just fuckin punch" me....he said ya....i turn around and the dude is charging at me....i grabbed his short and used his momentum to turn him around and toss him on the floor and got on top of him and starting dropping bombs on him....while on top of him one of his friends ran up and punched me in the face....another came up and kicked me in the head.....i stopped pummeling the guy and said "you gotta bring more than that" while looking at both of his friends....security pulled me off him....i was asked later if i wanted to press charges i said "nope...just tell him to meet me out back"

    also other things....put my dick in a girls anus, no loob, without asking.......also pumped a chick from behind for a good 20 minutes(way passed my normal/average length), pulled out and shot it all in her hair and back of her head without even touching my dik....."what was that"...."what do you think it was"

    there
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 2 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: jjgold, and manny24

  14. #14
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10



    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    few things

    use to visit my boys school to party frequently....and was always a belligerent mess....so were at a bar...and iim in the bathroom and theres these two guys arguing...one guys in a wheelchair....they end up scrapping.....so after it gets broken up quickly i say to the other guy "wow yer a real fuckin tough guy fighting and arguing with a dude in a wheelchair".....apparently after i was told this was the most feared dude on campus and no one ever talked to him like that or got away with it.....

    was once at a bar and some guy was beefing with my friend ....who is short...i kept telling dude to penetrate with me instead....i turned around to say something to a friend and the dude suckered punched me....i went and touched my eye and said to a friend "did this dude just fuckin punch" me....he said ya....i turn around and the dude is charging at me....i grabbed his short and used his momentum to turn him around and toss him on the floor and got on top of him and starting dropping bombs on him....while on top of him one of his friends ran up and punched me in the face....another came up and kicked me in the head.....i stopped pummeling the guy and said "you gotta bring more than that" while looking at both of his friends....security pulled me off him....i was asked later if i wanted to press charges i said "nope...just tell him to meet me out back"

    also other things....put my dick in a girls anus, no loob, without asking.......also pumped a chick from behind for a good 20 minutes(way passed my normal/average length), pulled out and shot it all in her hair and back of her head without even touching my dik....."what was that"...."what do you think it was"

    there

  15. #15
    TonyTall
    sober 8/18
    TonyTall's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-21-13
    Posts: 3,551
    Betpoints: 769

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Probably in a weight room taking on two body builders
    I accused them of juicing and they started calling me a red headed fatty and there were about 50 guys in the gym and I charged the one guy and he picked me up and put me in a bear hug and told me to settle down before I got hurt. I was screaming like a fukkin nut to let me go.

    Eventually he let me out, nobody ever took these guys on but me and nobody ever accused them of juicing. I saw needle marks in his ass through his bikini outfit so I called him out.
    how on earth do you think of this stuff. do you have some sort of cpu program

  16. #16
    manny24
    pay Bobby
    manny24's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-22-07
    Posts: 20,088
    Betpoints: 649

    partied with BigBear one time


  17. #17
    bobby heenan
    Update your status
    bobby heenan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-20-09
    Posts: 4,120
    Betpoints: 75

    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    partied with BigBear one time

    me too....and funny enough...none of the stories i shared involved cocaine.....i dont have enough time to type out my manly cocaine stories....but i did that stuff every fri and sat night for about 4 years straight......just the other day a girl i was going to penetrate asked me if i could get some....and i had to let her down "i dont even know where to get it anymore...been out of the game so long"

  18. #18
    TonyTall
    sober 8/18
    TonyTall's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-21-13
    Posts: 3,551
    Betpoints: 769

    snorting adderall way better. plus you can trust it came from a factory and not some dealers anus

  19. #19
    bobby heenan
    Update your status
    bobby heenan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-20-09
    Posts: 4,120
    Betpoints: 75

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    snorting adderall way better. plus you can trust it came from a factory and not some dealers anus
    been there done that....not very manly though...but alot of fun

  20. #20
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Washed my ass in the shower
    Pics???

  21. #21
    TonyTall
    sober 8/18
    TonyTall's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-21-13
    Posts: 3,551
    Betpoints: 769

    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    been there done that....not very manly though...but alot of fun

    never said it was manly. in fact it might turn you gay. but it is 1000% safer then coke off the street

  22. #22
    High3rEl3m3nt
    SBR's 7 figure Contractor
    High3rEl3m3nt's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-28-10
    Posts: 8,004
    Betpoints: 4134

    survived off the land for 6 days...more like slowly died in the wilderness. I fed off the pain and suffering of others...you'd be surprised how it strengthens you.

  23. #23
    Dirty Sanchez
    Two time SBR Academy Award winner
    Dirty Sanchez's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-01-10
    Posts: 16,031
    Betpoints: 26

    Quote Originally Posted by You mad bro View Post
    i fukked seaweed
    Admitting being with a man is a beautiful thing

  24. #24
    DiggityDaggityDo
    DiggityDaggityDo's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-30-08
    Posts: 82,770
    Betpoints: 32174

    I watched the Super Bowl.

  25. #25
    chilidog
    chilidog's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-05-09
    Posts: 10,304
    Betpoints: 956

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    never said it was manly. in fact it might turn you gay. but it is 1000% safer then coke off the street
    Once you've had pure blow, everything else pales in comparison.

  26. #26
    bobby heenan
    Update your status
    bobby heenan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-20-09
    Posts: 4,120
    Betpoints: 75

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Admitting being with a man is a beautiful thing
    who said he was with a man? he might have made a pocket pussy out of actual seaweed.....prob felt similar to most of the chicks hes been with

  27. #27
    SEAHAWKHARRY
    Northern Lights
    SEAHAWKHARRY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-29-07
    Posts: 26,068
    Betpoints: 2385

    Sat fully naked in a bean bag chair eating hot cheetos

  28. #28
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    The Giant PM'd me that he had Penis reduction surgery. Not sure if that qualifies.

    Anyways, for me, I would have to say I used a Hunting Knife to shave my hairs

  29. #29
    lunch
    lunch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-20-13
    Posts: 681
    Betpoints: 377

    blumpkin

  30. #30
    odog11
    It aint easy being greasy.
    odog11's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-11
    Posts: 3,861
    Betpoints: 3197

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Probably in a weight room taking on two body builders
    I accused them of juicing and they started calling me a red headed fatty and there were about 50 guys in the gym and I charged the one guy and he picked me up and put me in a bear hug and told me to settle down before I got hurt. I was screaming like a fukkin nut to let me go.

    Eventually he let me out, nobody ever took these guys on but me and nobody ever accused them of juicing. I saw needle marks in his ass through his bikini outfit so I called him out.
    Not many can say their "manliest thing I ever did story" involves staring at a guys ass in a bikini outfit.

  31. #31
    tony_come
    tony_come's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-31-10
    Posts: 21,695
    Betpoints: 1122

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Pics???
    Smokiest check you pm

  32. #32
    Chipup
    Chipup's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-24-13
    Posts: 1,435
    Betpoints: 13

    I get up, I live my average life and I don't lie about my bet sizing. Also the other day I told BigDay to watch his step pal. . I feel pretty dang manly.

  33. #33
    bobby heenan
    Update your status
    bobby heenan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-20-09
    Posts: 4,120
    Betpoints: 75

    Quote Originally Posted by lunch View Post
    blumpkin
    if you are being honest...i gotta tip my hat...that takes alot of nerve

  34. #34
    turtlejc
    turtlejc's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-18-11
    Posts: 3,958
    Betpoints: 37

    http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/...wid/1_5azqrelt

    Almost got sick watching this

    These balls on these russians

  35. #35
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokiest check you pm
    Wow very nice toniest!

12 Last
Top