Mudcat hates when they have a so-called lesbian layout but the girls don't touch each other.
Like one will lick the air a foot from the other's snatch.
They will pucker up but not even touch lips. Like what? You can't even do a little peck?
It's not that he find it frustrating or whatever - it is so easy to find girls who will do everything.
It takes seconds.
It just seems so pointless and stupid.
For the same reason, he is not crazy about "teen" models who are obviously in their 40's.