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    Easy on Seaweed the Leafs lost another last night to a last place team

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    Mr Falk the man with the glass right eye.He was thrown out at third base in High School in Westchester County New York.He knew he was safe. He took out his right eye and handed it to the umpire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Hai Seaweed!...
    Da Manster, one of SBR's earlier posters who has recently picked up his post count and can be found hanging in the saloon posting links and commenting on all sorts of topics. This poster has a very high testosterone count for his age and loves his women, as expressed through his display pic. However, he isn't the type to go after a high maintenance type of lady, instead, he prefers a hardcore lady who isn't afraid to get a little down and dirty, one who can crack open and share a Bud Light with him at any time. He loves his football, college especially, and provides good insight in the NFL too from time to time. Don't take him wrong though, although he presents a very manly display here at SBR, a glimpse into his personal life would find him to be quite the romantic one who would cook his loved one a hot dinner on a friday night. Truly one who plays the balancing beam of an SBR poster perfectly. SBR Rating: 8/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Da Manster, one of SBR's earlier posters who has recently picked up his post count and can be found hanging in the saloon posting links and commenting on all sorts of topics. This poster has a very high testosterone count for his age and loves his women, as expressed through his display pic. However, he isn't the type to go after a high maintenance type of lady, instead, he prefers a hardcore lady who isn't afraid to get a little down and dirty, one who can crack open and share a Bud Light with him at any time. He loves his football, college especially, and provides good insight in the NFL too from time to time. Don't take him wrong though, although he presents a very manly display here at SBR, a glimpse into his personal life would find him to be quite the romantic one who would cook his loved one a hot dinner on a friday night. Truly one who plays the balancing beam of an SBR poster perfectly. SBR Rating: 8/10
    Jesus H. Christ!..right on the money!.......great job, Seaweed!...

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    do me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosseman22 View Post
    do me
    I'm sure you're quite the handsome fella, Bosseman22, but I'm straight.

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    Seaweed, do you think you could beat me in a pissing contest?

    We can set up the event in the backyard of your grandma's house next Sunday during halftime.

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    Checking in.

    Be brutally honest, Weed Man.

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    doubt it, anyway was looking for you to do my rating looking to go over a 5.5

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    Lol.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Seaweed, do you think you could beat me in a pissing contest?

    We can set up the event in the backyard of your grandma's house next Sunday during halftime.
    What does this contest entail? Speed? length? colour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What does this contest entail? Speed? length? colour?
    Mainly just distance after an equal amount of beverage consumed in the same amount of time.

    We can compare length after everyone leaves.

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    i say u both piss on a electric fence.....it's the only true way to decide a clear winner, be sure to vine it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Mainly just distance after an equal amount of beverage consumed in the same amount of time.

    We can compare length after everyone leaves.
    I guess we'll have to be standing for the distance contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    i say u both piss on a electric fence.....it's the only true way to decide a clear winner, be sure to vine it

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    Would be honored, SeaDub

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    What a bunch of douche bags

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I guess we'll have to be standing for the distance contest

    Yeah, that probably would be best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    i say u both piss on a electric fence.....it's the only true way to decide a clear winner, be sure to vine it
    This is a pretty good idea. I am going to get a toaster and place it in the bath tub and start practicing. After Seaweed's party I will forever be known as "Iron-Schlong"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    This is a pretty good idea. I am going to get a toaster and place it in the bath tub and start practicing. After Seaweed's party I will forever be known as "Iron-Schlong"
    WTF does that even mean?Lolllllllllll.........

    Think about it......Lol................

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    Weeder skipped right past me.

    Un-Fukkin-Real

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    WTF does that even mean?Lolllllllllll.........

    Think about it......Lol................
    I am going to practice for our challenge by getting a toaster, plugging it in, placing it in the tub(No water) and pressing the button and then peeing on it. I am only doing this in the tub so that i don't get piss everywhere. The electrical current should toughen up my wiener, or possibly kill me. Either wat I'll be known as The Frog with the Iron Sclong.

    Come to think of it, I could also probably use a hair dryer. That way I don't have to fukk around pressing buttons.
    Last edited by Kermit; 01-27-14 at 06:07 PM.

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    oh..... the smell of warmed urine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I am going to practice for our challenge by getting a toaster, plugging it in, placing it in the tub(No water) and pressing the button and then peeing on it. I am only doing this in the tub so that i don't get piss everywhere. The electrical current should toughen up my wiener, or possibly kill me. Either wat I'll be known as The Frog with the Iron Sclong.

    Come to think of it, I could also probably use a hair dryer. That way I don't have to fukk around pressing buttons.
    The fence is DC 12 volts

    Toasters are AC 110 volts

    If ya can piss in a toaster you'll laugh at a fence

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    The fence is DC 12 volts

    Toasters are AC 110 volts

    If ya can piss in a toaster you'll laugh at a fence
    Yeah I know. I really really want to beat Seaweed so I can brag about it on here.

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    Lol

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