1. 01-17-14 09:12 AM #71
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    Slimmer we have the evidence

    Slimmer make a strange mid morning video riding your rusted tricycle to the local deli

    Slimmer thanks pal
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  2. 01-17-14 10:50 AM #72
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    depressing shiit
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  3. 01-17-14 11:05 AM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Slimmer you're also a bald horseshoe headed prick....let's not kid ourselves here
    1000% true, you look like a bigger dick than me

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  4. 01-17-14 11:11 AM #74
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  5. 01-17-14 11:25 AM #75
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    Coach

    You need to let that rug shit go. You're damaging your health on a daily basis and don't even know it.

    All that shit you put on your head to wear a bad rug, guess where all that shit goes?

    You think it magically disappears? It goes into your bloodstream and into your body and causes all kinds of damage you don't see or know about.

    Coach, you are killing yourself, literally. Hair dye products contain over 5,000 different chemicals many of which have caused cancer in animals.

    Don't take my word for it. Google it and see for yourself.

    All those chemicals you're putting on your head go into your body and destroy your immune system.

    And for what? Because you think it makes you look better?

    News flash Coach....you look way better without it.

    Stop killing yourself, coach. Ditch the rugs.
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  6. 01-17-14 11:27 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    1000% true, you look like a bigger dick than me

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    Slimmer rides a mini tricycle now
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  7. 01-17-14 12:02 PM #77
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    That was actually a great post, Flyers I literally put cement on my head. The other day it took 2hrs to get it off. I had to go get turpentine , getting close to swallowing ego and accept I am bald.

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    Coach

    You need to let that rug shit go. You're damaging your health on a daily basis and don't even know it.

    All that shit you put on your head to wear a bad rug, guess where all that shit goes?

    You think it magically disappears? It goes into your bloodstream and into your body and causes all kinds of damage you don't see or know about.

    Coach, you are killing yourself, literally. Hair dye products contain over 5,000 different chemicals many of which have caused cancer in animals.

    Don't take my word for it. Google it and see for yourself.

    All those chemicals you're putting on your head go into your body and destroy your immune system.

    And for what? Because you think it makes you look better?

    News flash Coach....you look way better without it.

    Stop killing yourself, coach. Ditch the rugs.
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  8. 01-17-14 12:07 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    That was actually a great post, Flyers I literally put cement on my head. The other day it took 2hrs to get it off. I had to go get turpentine , getting close to swallowing ego and accept I am bald.
    You look better bald anyway, coach. Seriously. The rug makes you look ridiculous.

    Do you know where that turpentine that you put on your head went?

    It's in your bloodstream now doing God knows what.

    Coach, if you feel that bad about your hair, you can always resort to the South Philly solution and do what balding guys here do.

    When guys here start to go bald they go to the barber and get it all taken off and hit the gym like an animal so they look like a bull.

    Chicks dig the bull look in a major way.
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  9. 01-17-14 01:18 PM #79
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    Shave it and grow a goatee will look badass!
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  10. 01-17-14 01:33 PM #80
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    go walter white imo.
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  11. 01-17-14 01:37 PM #81
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    Coach that rug is absolutely hideous on you. Looks like a damn bird nest on your head unreal
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  12. 01-17-14 02:23 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Color is exact match..the fukkin pressure is unreal when I color it

    It has to be exact mixture, I fukked up a few times and my hair was fukkin pitch black and my natural hair is light brown. I looked like a fukkin dick and stayed in the house for 11 straight days and used high energy bulbs to lighten it.

    Sleeping??????? NO..I take it off late at night when everyone sleeping in neighborhood, I fear detection. They have some that you can wear all the time but need high powered glues and then risky of wearing it out faster, sticking to the fukkin pillow and causing damage and also the worst feeling an unreal feeling of the rug pulling all night

    I sleep free..so much better
    11 days? come on man, do society a favor and make it 11 straight months you busted up fuk. nothing wrong with looking like a white casper slimy shady. i think taking a sabbatical from the world would work wonders for you
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  13. 01-17-14 03:10 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    11 days? come on man, do society a favor and make it 11 straight months you busted up fuk. nothing wrong with looking like a white casper slimy shady. i think taking a sabbatical from the world would work wonders for you
    this guy never goes away..always around since day 1 12 years ago
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  14. 01-17-14 10:57 PM #84
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    Slimmer told me that rug glue stuff hits good through the vaporizer too Coach just saying
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  15. 01-17-14 11:30 PM #85
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    the fukk a clown with a two inch dikk need to worry about he damn wig.

    fukkin go bald Hanky get the laughin over early.
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  16. 01-17-14 11:33 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Never showed you guys behind the scenes of my rug installation

    sweet jesus....that was hilarious. haha
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  17. 01-17-14 11:49 PM #87
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    Hey jj. Do you have Tourette's syndrome? Serious question. It's the first time I have seen one of your videos and I'm thinking that you might have Tourette's. I hope I'm not offending you if you don't have this unfortunate disease
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  18. 01-18-14 06:45 AM #88
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    I think maybe a mild case of it..man your pretty bright to diagnosis that
    Best of luck young lad

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    Hey jj. Do you have Tourette's syndrome? Serious question. It's the first time I have seen one of your videos and I'm thinking that you might have Tourette's. I hope I'm not offending you if you don't have this unfortunate disease
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  19. 01-18-14 08:28 AM #89
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    Why bother with all the prep work. Just let it roll man.
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  20. 01-18-14 09:00 AM #90
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    LESTER its worth it
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  21. 01-18-14 09:04 AM #91
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    JJ, which would you rather have: a bigger penis, or a full head of hair?
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  22. 01-18-14 09:35 AM #92
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    Would DIE for a 7 inch thick rooster

    My dream

    being small 2.5 inches/thin is fukkin devastating worse than being bald
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  23. 01-18-14 09:47 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Would DIE for a 7 inch thick rooster

    My dream

    being small 2.5 inches/thin is fukkin devastating worse than being bald

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  24. 01-18-14 11:42 AM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    11 days? come on man, do society a favor and make it 11 straight months you busted up fuk. nothing wrong with looking like a white casper slimy shady. i think taking a sabbatical from the world would work wonders for you
    Compactor we know

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  25. 01-18-14 12:08 PM #95
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    Girls like them big

    Was talking to a chick today online and no way we have fun if I am small
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  26. 01-18-14 12:15 PM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    JJ call them...Best deal in town!

    Looks like one of those ads you use to get out of those old Comic Books.
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  27. 01-18-14 02:16 PM #97
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    Maybe it's time for a different look







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  28. 01-18-14 02:24 PM #98
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    Roader classic!!!!!

    Packers good find..call me
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  29. 01-18-14 06:26 PM #99
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    JJ , you need a little bit of a 'lift' in the front...

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  30. 01-18-14 06:27 PM #100
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    You ever put jelly in wig?
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  31. 01-18-14 07:35 PM #101
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    some of the higher end units are prized by wealthy rug collectors

    Lorenzo Lamas and especially early Tom Selleck models nearly impossible to find anymore

    if you have a Roy Orbison in your arsenal keep dry cleaned ONLY $$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!

    only a couple others still known to be in circulation
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  32. 01-18-14 07:48 PM #102
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    If you do all that work for a rug on your head, why not get a fake dicks that you can go over your small dick JJ. Seems more warranted then that rug
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  33. 01-18-14 08:06 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    If you do all that work for a rug on your head, why not get a fake dicks that you can go over your small dick JJ. Seems more warranted then that rug
    Well, JJ never gets to the point with women where he has the chance to show his dick, so it would be pointless
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  34. 01-19-14 07:34 AM #104
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    They dont have them ???? Huh?? Any links???


    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    If you do all that work for a rug on your head, why not get a fake dicks that you can go over your small dick JJ. Seems more warranted then that rug
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  35. 01-19-14 09:03 AM #105
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