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    Man Crashed Into A Gas Station To Steal A Banana.....GUESS WHO?

    NEWINGTON, Conn. (AP) - Call it the case of the banana-eating bandit. Police in Connecticut say they're looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken.
    The store's surveillance video shows a Ford Freestyle with Connecticut license plates backing repeatedly into the store and breaking the glass doors, which set off the burglar alarm at about 2 a.m.
    The man was gone before police arrived.
    Authorities describe him as a black man who was wearing a brown hat, dark jacket and dark pants. Police say the station wagon has damage to the driver's side taillight and rear bumper.

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    haha, they're like 5 cents each!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    haha, they're like 5 cents each!
    I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna fukkin puke.

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    monkeys love their 'nanners

    Bet he grabbed some juice drank on the way out too

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    Wayne Simmonds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Wayne Simmonds?
    Is the best. Fukkin love that guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna fukkin puke.
    You wont be laughing when karma hits you...its coming to you bet the house on that....

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    yall some racist dudes

    this could just as easily been a white guy.

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    Dont listen to Flyers the guys got alot of hate in him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    yall some racist dudes

    this could just as easily been a white guy.
    No. No, it couldn't. Unless the man was absolutely insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Dont listen to Flyers the guys got alot of hate in him.
    Not nearly as much as it takes to produce a war criminal from an entire race of war criminals.

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    If it hadnt have been for men like my grand father youd be speaking German right know, you piece of trash. You seem to conviently leave out that the Americans fought alongside the British, and were involved in the Dresden Bombings, but why does that not surprise me,you had no family that laid down there lives on the line for there country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    If it hadnt have been for men like my grand father youd be speaking German right know, you piece of trash. You seem to conviently leave out that the Americans fought alongside the British, and were involved in the Dresden Bombings, but why does that not surprise me,you had no family that laid down there lives on the line for there country.
    So what's wrong with speaking German? Do you have a problem with it?

    German was almost the official language of the US anyway. Just missed by a few votes, you imbecile.

    I didn't forget anything. America is just as guilty. America is guilty for Hiroshima and Nagasaki as well.

    Still doesn't make right what England did nor does it absolve your grandfather from being a war criminal.

    And if you want to get specific about things, then we can talk all day about how Germany offered England a peace treaty in secret before fighting between the two began.

    Do you know why England was forced into the war? It was because Churchill was owned by his Jew financial backers.

    Don't take my word for it. Do the research. Churchill's salary was equivalent to less than $2,000 American dollars in modern terms, yet, he supported an enormous estate with maids and butlers. So don;t tell me your grandfather was some fukking hero who put his life on the line when his country was threatened by the all-evil power that was Germany when England knew damn right well what it was getting into.

    Incidentally, Churchill was a fukking moron who knew he didn't have a prayer of defeating Germany unless the Americans became involved. Hence, his begging the US to enter the war from the beginning.

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    You really like to argue for the sake of arguing,you f@cking knuckle dragger,the reason America entered the War was because they were ambushed at Pearl Harbour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    You really like to argue for the sake of arguing,you f@cking knuckle dragger,the reason America entered the War was because they were ambushed at Pearl Harbour.
    Yes but before that Chuchill was begging the US to enter it. Pearl Harbor was the reason the US needed to get involved.

    And btw, imbecile, the US caused Pearl Harbor to happen. Look up the US oil blockade of Japan for yourself, idiot. I'm getting tired of explaining everything to you.

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    Black guys crashes his car into 7-11 to steal a banana.

    That's not very good for stereotypes.

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    All it takes is one person like this to restart the stereotype and it goes strong for the next year

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