1. 12-24-13 10:21 AM #1
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    Christmas Eve Special! 100 Points to Whoever Makes Me Laugh First.

    Give me some good ones! I have a tough sense of humor.
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  2. 12-24-13 10:22 AM #2
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    JJ Gold picks a winner
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  3. 12-24-13 10:24 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    JJ Gold picks a winner
    JJ Gold is a legend!
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  4. 12-24-13 10:25 AM #4
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    why did the boy tip toe past the medicine cabinet? he didnt want to wake the sleeping pills
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  5. 12-24-13 10:26 AM #5
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    I just finished Christmas shopping for my wife, I got her a nice pair of pumps and a vibrating dildo.

    If she doesn't like the shoes, than she can go and phuck herself
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  6. 12-24-13 10:31 AM #6
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    You walk into a elevator and realize your standing next to

    Obama
    Hitler
    Bin Laden


    you realize you happen to be packin heat but only have 2 bullets.


    what do you do?



















































    shoot Obama twice is the correct answer.
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  7. 12-24-13 10:38 AM #7
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    Not even a smirk yet.
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  8. 12-24-13 11:12 AM #8
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    Q: What's long and green and smells like pork?

    A: My finger
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  9. 12-24-13 11:37 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by roundcake View Post
    why did the boy tip toe past the medicine cabinet? he didnt want to wake the sleeping pills
    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    You walk into a elevator and realize your standing next to

    Obama
    Hitler
    Bin Laden


    you realize you happen to be packin heat but only have 2 bullets.


    what do you do?

    shoot Obama twice is the correct answer.
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    Q: What's long and green and smells like pork?

    A: My finger

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  10. 12-24-13 11:39 AM #10
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    why should you never run over Mayan on a bicycle?

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    A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years is like a minute.” Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.” Finally, the man asked: “God, could you give me a penny?”
    And God said, “In a minute.”
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  12. 12-24-13 11:43 AM #12
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    ...
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  13. 12-24-13 11:49 AM #13
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    Free healthcare.
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  14. 12-24-13 11:55 AM #14
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  15. 12-24-13 11:56 AM #15
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    JJ Gold, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny walk into a bar......


    The bartender looks up and says GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemoregoal View Post
    A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years is like a minute.” Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.” Finally, the man asked: “God, could you give me a penny?”
    And God said, “In a minute.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    Free healthcare.
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  18. 12-24-13 12:12 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    JJ Gold, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny walk into a bar......


    The bartender looks up and says GTFO
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  19. 12-24-13 12:23 PM #19
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    a third grade student drew a picture of a manger scene. the teacher asked him who is the big fat guy in the back . he replies why thats round john virgin of course.
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    Why the Virgin Mary hates when Christmas falls on a Wednesday
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    Q) What is the difference between Sarah Palin's pussy and Sarah Palin's mouth?

    A) Only some of the things that come out of her pussy are retarded
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  22. 12-24-13 12:48 PM #22
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    Why does a blonde pour milk in her panties?
    To feed her cat.

    Why does a blonde bring dog food to a Detroit Lions game?
    Because Stafford is playing.

    Dad: 'Son, get out of here, the house is on fire!'

    Son: 'Wait a minute Dad, I have to post it on FB!'

    Father: 'Don't forget to tag me!'
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  25. 12-24-13 03:51 PM #25
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    Well we live in the Carson City, nv area. Someone at my Mother n Laws' church, asked her at her singing practice. If she ever went to the "Bunny Ranch". She looked dumbfounded and said, "they raise bunny rabbits there?" The guy didn't know she is a Prude!
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    I hear Obama is having Pineapples for Christmas!
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    I was at my grandmothers house for Christmas onetime and the Pie moved out of place! by itself!
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  28. 12-24-13 03:55 PM #28
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    Santa is too fat, how the hell does he fit thru the chimney! Ussually he falls thru the roof
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  29. 12-24-13 04:01 PM #29
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    Sort of topical with Christmas... watch it!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwZcw0Ejcc
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  31. 12-24-13 05:39 PM #31
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    I'm keeping this open until midnight central. Their are 2 I like so far. I might give two awards.
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  32. 12-24-13 05:45 PM #32
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    Excuse me sir can you tell me how to get to Mcdonalds? Sorry, I'm not from around here said the Man. The lady drove away and the Man said, "boy, I hope she went the right way!"

    LOL
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    How do cannibals call pregnant women? Kinder Surprise.

    A man exits the pharmacy and meets a guy, who stutters.
    - Wha-wha-what issues do you have?
    - I have prostate infection.
    - Oooh. Yeah, but wha-wha-wha-what is t-t-that?
    - Well, you see, I piss just like the way you talk.
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  34. 12-24-13 07:11 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    I'm keeping this open until midnight central. Their are 2 I like so far. I might give two awards.
    Beat thing about this corny thread is that you're offering 100 points..yet you don't have any!! not one guy noticed that.. Sammy see's all...
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  35. 12-24-13 07:14 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    Beat thing about this corny thread is that you're offering 100 points..yet you don't have any!! not one guy noticed that.. Sammy see's all...

    He might have 10,000 in his SBR Sportsbook account. You didn't see that one coming did you Sammy?

    You are one to talk about corny threads. Every thread that you make is more ridiculous than the previous one.

    I think it is time for you to go away. Your week of nonsense is just about up.
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