1. 12-24-13 08:25 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    He might have 10,000 in his SBR Sportsbook account. You didn't see that one coming did you Sammy?

    You are one to talk about corny threads. Every thread that you make is more ridiculous than the previous one.

    I think it is time for you to go away. Your week of nonsense is just about up.
    You're not on my level.. never was..never will be.. I'm too smart for you and anybody else that thinks they run this show.. I'm going to be here as long as I want.. If you really think otherwise..prove me wrong..if not go back to doing what you do best.. making up shit about sports teams that you're clueless about..Loved how I put you in your place yesterday about the Eagles! Trust me I got 3 calls about that very thread later that night.. P.S. ALL COVERS GUYS
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  2. 12-24-13 08:32 PM #37
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    Guy hears a knock on the door, opens the door, looks down and sees a snail. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can. Three years later he hears a knock on the door and sees the same snail. The snail looks up and says - What the hell was that all about?!@
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  3. 12-24-13 08:40 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    You're not on my level.. never was..never will be.. I'm too smart for you and anybody else that thinks they run this show.. I'm going to be here as long as I want.. If you really think otherwise..prove me wrong..if not go back to doing what you do best.. making up shit about sports teams that you're clueless about..Loved how I put you in your place yesterday about the Eagles! Trust me I got 3 calls about that very thread later that night.. P.S. ALL COVERS GUYS
    Yeah, I'm not on your level even though I just kicked your stupid ass comment about the points in the nuts.

    You're a fukking retard. You didn't put shit in their place. you spoke like a true Philly homer making excuses for the Eagle's shortcomings. He got 3 calls about that thread. From who? Your Mom, Dad, and kid sister? Take a hike goofus, your week long run is through here. No one likes you including your non-existent made up wife.
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  4. 12-24-13 08:56 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Yeah, I'm not on your level even though I just kicked your stupid ass comment about the points in the nuts.

    You're a fukking retard. You didn't put shit in their place. you spoke like a true Philly homer making excuses for the Eagle's shortcomings. He got 3 calls about that thread. From who? Your Mom, Dad, and kid sister? Take a hike goofus, your week long run is through here. No one likes you including your non-existent made up wife.
    I have all the power.. with you and Megatron.. you both don't even realize it.. Gotta admit it feels pretty good knowing I can make you type whenever I feet fit.. good luck getting rid of me there SLOVAK..
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  5. 12-24-13 09:01 PM #40
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    Sammy, remember when you made up that account at covers called Pizzamaker? It was supposed to be a girl that also made Pizzas and you would post love messages back and forth to yourself?
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  6. 12-24-13 09:44 PM #41
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  7. 12-24-13 09:45 PM #42
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  8. 12-24-13 11:43 PM #43
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    that zebra thing made me laugh

    i had a good hitler and jews joke but i used that on here already.
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  9. 12-25-13 12:12 AM #44
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    There were two beggars sitting next to each other on the street in Vatican city, one had a large cross around his neck, the other had the star of David.It was a loverly day, the sun was shinning, there were thousands of people walking past the two beggars, but everyone was giving the man with the cross around his neck money, while the man with the star of david got nothing.

    One morning the pope walked by the beggars and said to the beggar with the star of david " my friend, you are in Vatican city, all these people that pass you by will give to the man with the cross, they will never give money to a man with a star of david, in fact they will give to the man with the cross just to spite you... The beggar with the star of david, turned the the beggar with the cross and said " hey, moshe, this shmuck is trying to teach the cohen brothers about marketing"
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  10. 12-25-13 04:49 AM #45
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  11. 12-25-13 05:31 AM #46
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    this test reveals if you think like a psychotic or not .. No SBR I didn't get it correct

    A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.








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    She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
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  12. 12-25-13 05:40 AM #47
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    I actually sent this to my wife but I thought it was a pretty good illustration of my miserable season at 5dimes this year. I'm the first chihuahua doing all the labor to get the reward, freedom, and tony at 5D is the other chihuahua, watching, waiting and then enjoying the fruits of my labor. Merry Christmas everyone.

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  13. 12-25-13 01:32 PM #48
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    Bitch, where my 100 points?

    Merry xmas..
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  14. 12-25-13 03:41 PM #49
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    Sledger...who got the points?
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  15. 12-25-13 05:15 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Sledger...who got the points?
    I can't watch some of the videos on my phone so I may wait on a winner until tomorrow. I will announce one winner shortly.
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  16. 12-25-13 05:18 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Guy hears a knock on the door, opens the door, looks down and sees a snail. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can. Three years later he hears a knock on the door and sees the same snail. The snail looks up and says - What the hell was that all about?!@
    this is winner #1. Had me rolling on the ground. Ill be sending you a 100 points.
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  17. 12-25-13 06:22 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    this is winner #1. Had me rolling on the ground. Ill be sending you a 100 points.
    I knew you were a man of exquisite comedic taste. Thanks pal.
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