[ttwarrior1]

In this thread posts stories of how you broke up with women or they broke up with you. Or how did your past relationships end.

Have you ever had a major crush on anyone and then get tossed to the side?

Have you ever had a chick say she just isn't ready to settle down?

Did you catch her with another man?

Did you cheat so she broke it off with you?

What reasons have women gave you that the relationship ended?


This thread has potential but of course, trolls will likely ruin it.

Happy Holidays everyone and always remember to try to have fun

[The Kraken]

Awe, did Peter break up with you?

My condolences. You two made a lovely couple.

[greenhippo]

What a sad, pathetic attempt at making a thread hoping someone will pay attention to you.

[ttwarrior1]

love it when hippo posts like i can see his posts and he is likely saying something about me


Peter? your the one with the loshak avatar. At leasts it looks like him

When i make threads its about all of sbr, not me man.

Just like my fantasy posts are to make you money, not me

[freeVICK]

You are extremely fat. That is all

[smokenjoke]

Did Wendy's brake it off cause you ate all the burgers¿!¿
Wheres the beef¿?¿

[greenhippo]

TT thinks he has a hit thread, every response without exception is just an insult. Guy doesn't learn after 40 failed attempts and keeps trying. Thanks Kraker for posting in our SBR chat what tt posted, he's on my ignore list. I'll join you and the other 30 guys in just a minute.

[VegasInsider]

None of my relationships have ended as poorly as when the buffet kicked you to the curb after a 6 hour session.

I heard you threw a real temper tantrum and said, and I quote, "I need more crab rangoons in my face"

[ttwarrior1]

I don't get angry or throw tantrum's. Actually haven't been to a buffet in almost a month.

Plenty of fatter people on here. Id rather be fat though than some skinny broke sbr bum on drugs.

Hey if im fat you should have no problem beating me in most sports right? The offer never went off the table.
I'll take on anyone at any time at any sport. All you have to do is come within 50 miles of me and we can tape whatever contest you want.

VI why do you use a diff name across the street and bash sbr there?

[greenhippo]

warrior doesn't even have $200 and is talking about other people's finances.

[smokenjoke]

A hot dog eating contest is not a sport!!!

[Deuce]

I don't get angry or throw tantrum's. Actually haven't been to a buffet in almost a month.

Plenty of fatter people on here. Id rather be fat though than some skinny broke sbr bum on drugs.

Hey if im fat you should have no problem beating me in most sports right? The offer never went off the table.
I'll take on anyone at any time at any sport. All you have to do is come within 50 miles of me and we can tape whatever contest you want.

VI why do you use a diff name across the street and bash sbr there?

Serious question. The more and more bullshit you spew, do you actually start believing yourself?

[ChalkyDog]

TT, relationships are like fatties. Most of them do not work out.

[Antibet]

That's my story:

http://youtu.be/lFP8BWpjyoU

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

TT warrior is back!!!!!

[jjgold]

Never real had a girl TT

No good stories

[Cuse0323]

Did SBR take over ** name now too?

[manny24]

Warrior tell us about the time you broke up with a cheesecake

[Seaweed]

I have a story.

Wait, no I don't.

[BetsandBeer]

relationships are not for degens. one of two things will happen, they will get bored of the person and treat her like poo. or they will get obsessed and if she ever leaves be devastated

better to just have a connection with beer you drink when you want and its always consistent

[ttwarrior1]

seaweed, i hope someday you find the right guy or woman for yourself

[chipper]

Clicked into this thread hoping to read some humorous break-up stories.... bummer, not a one....

[theclutch7]

In this thread posts stories of how you broke up with women or they broke up with you. Or how did your past relationships end.

Have you ever had a major crush on anyone and then get tossed to the side?

Have you ever had a chick say she just isn't ready to settle down?

Did you catch her with another man?

Did you cheat so she broke it off with you?

What reasons have women gave you that the relationship ended?


This thread has potential but of course, trolls will likely ruin it.
What hell have fun witj three of them, they do!
Happy Holidays everyone and always remember to try to have fun

Why?

[theclutch7]

A friend of mine divorced his wife, then married her sister, so his wife became his sister n law!

[bigboydan]

seaweed, i hope someday you find the right guy or woman for yourself

Now why do you have to beat up on "TheGiant" like that "MofoMe"

[bobby heenan]

relationships are not for degens. one of two things will happen, they will get bored of the person and treat her like poo. or they will get obsessed and if she ever leaves be devastated

better to just have a connection with beer you drink when you want and its always consistent

sometimes both happen...such is the life of a degen

[SamDiamond]

My story is the worst.

I was fuking this ugly woman.....She was from Kentucky.

She wouldn't stop calling--- tells me she has a nephew, he lives at home with the family. He won't get a job, he sits online all fuking day playing fantasy sports, and pretending people give a shit about him.

She thinks he may be a pedophile because the fat slob tries to hang around kids all day long. She tells me this story how they sclep out to golden corral every Sunday, and her fat nephew shovels food down his gullet. He keeps getting fatter and fatter, and she swears he'll drop dead of a heart attack any day now.

She tells me she felt bad for him one day and gave him the pussy.

I couldn't take it. I had to boot her ass to the curb.... you can't be fuking your nephew.

[Kermit]

[bobby heenan]

sam and kermy thats some funny shit right there

but on a serious level....because of course we know tt is a pussy magnet that has to fend em off....and hes serious...

ever have a girl that you really love alot....and yer a degen drinker/gambler....and you eventually cut both out of your life....and you think you are happy with it... but you arent....and she swears "you want your old life back"......and when she gives it to you....you are miserable too

[James D]

Ok I will start with one, some of you will holler bull**** but that's ok.

It was a buddy of mine. He is a very wealthy guy and dates TONS of chicks 15-20 years younger then him trying to marry him, and it's not gonna happen. Well one day he is with a girl and tells her he is not available that night because he has to go to a charity function. She doesn't believe him and drives by his house, he lives on the beach and his 2 cars are outside the wall of his property. He actually was out at the charity function but knew he was going to drink so he had a car service take him. This crazy bitch rings the bell a bunch, no answer, so she jumps his wall and walks down the courtyard to his house. This is where it gets crazy, she bangs on the door, no answer. She finally throws a rock through a sliding glass door and walks into the house. As she walked in she cut her arm pretty bad on the glass. She walks through house and realizes he really isn't home. She decides to open a bottle of champagne , ends up drinking quite a bit and leaving lipstick marks on champagne glasses in the house. She now is drunk as hell and has decided to steal his watches and his tightie whitey underwear. Only his watches and the tightie whities, nothing else. His other jewelry and other underwear she leaves alone. In her drunken stupor she decides she wants to go to Nobu to have a few drinks at the bar. It's less then two miles away but she her arm is still bleeding. She makes a tourniquet with one of the tightie whitey undies to stop or at least contain the bleeding. She then drives to Nobu and heads to the bar. She sidles up to the bar and orders a drink, I don't know how long it took but at some point the manager at Nobu asked the woman with the bloody underwear tied to her arm to leave. They hailed her a cab and sent her home.
The man came home to find his door glass smashed open , champagne glasses with lipstick in the house, and missing watches and tightie whities. He called the cops within a day or so the Nobu story was all around town so he and the cops put the facts together and the woman was arrested. The man even though "she lost" a couple watches gave her a break and dropped the charges.

[greenhippo]

My story is the worst.

I was fuking this ugly woman.....She was from Kentucky.

She wouldn't stop calling--- tells me she has a nephew, he lives at home with the family. He won't get a job, he sits online all fuking day playing fantasy sports, and pretending people give a shit about him.

She thinks he may be a pedophile because the fat slob tries to hang around kids all day long. She tells me this story how they sclep out to golden corral every Sunday, and her fat nephew shovels food down his gullet. He keeps getting fatter and fatter, and she swears he'll drop dead of a heart attack any day now.

She tells me she felt bad for him one day and gave him the pussy.

I couldn't take it. I had to boot her ass to the curb.... you can't be fuking your nephew.

Sharp move, her nephew must be one fat piece of shit

[TheMetsSuck]

i posted my breakup story on covers once and it still gets bumped by a low life creature that went by the name of michaelpaul to this daywas sad for a few months. now i realize how lucky i was to get out of that before things got more serious. i enjoy being young and single and hopefully will continue to do so until i meet the right lady in my mid 30's or 40's. Hopefully all the good ones haven't settled down by then and im left with nut jobs only. Could always just marry a much younger girl though or a very wealthy ugly one

[BennyBigNuts]

My story is the worst.

I was fuking this ugly woman.....She was from Kentucky.

She wouldn't stop calling--- tells me she has a nephew, he lives at home with the family. He won't get a job, he sits online all fuking day playing fantasy sports, and pretending people give a shit about him.

She thinks he may be a pedophile because the fat slob tries to hang around kids all day long. She tells me this story how they sclep out to golden corral every Sunday, and her fat nephew shovels food down his gullet. He keeps getting fatter and fatter, and she swears he'll drop dead of a heart attack any day now.

She tells me she felt bad for him one day and gave him the pussy.

I couldn't take it. I had to boot her ass to the curb.... you can't be fuking your nephew.

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