1. 12-01-13 09:12 AM #1
    no1here
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    you can't touch this

    it's my birthday today so I have the right to speak this out

    Proud of my life which extends from what does my kids and grandkids have. Can you match this?

    Both kids received brand new cars for their 16 birthday
    both kids received month long trip to Europe for their 18th birthday
    Son had house at 18 which is now my cottage. He now has 11 acres with lake living in huge house never married
    both kids had only the best clothes thru school besides now.
    Son purchase 45K hemi challenger that has never seen rain or snow. Car has been promised to grandkid his nephew. Also 1970 cherry challenger in garage plus hemi dodge truck in drive.
    I bought daughter house two years ago paying cash.
    Son has 4 season tickets to both lions and pistons. Went to game in cleveland and chicago paying $440 each for seats taking his nephew couple weeks ago.
    I retired in 1993 at age 42
    I own 3 horses going on 18 years, once own 28 stable 42 acre horse farm now down to 5 acres with deer feeding daily with the horses morning and night
    Been judge at high times cannibis cup 4 times in amsterdam.
    Won 10 day trip to south africa in poker freeroll playing in 3 live tourneys there finishing 34th in main event existing from TV table with my q-10 losing to q-9. Room was $500 per night and food allowance was endless.
    Deep into the spiritual world with library better the 3K books.
    I have a sage living in Sedona that has taught me alot. I have never seen his eyes since they are rolled up into his head.
    I think from the heart and not the brain.
    I am an expert at whatever I do with unlimited potential!
    In the near future is world's largest ebay dropoff center and 25 member gambling club with goal of 1 mill each yearly. No costs involved!!! I have never deposit and never will but taken out plenty.
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  2. 12-01-13 09:20 AM #2
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    I think I saw you living under the MacArthur bridge in Detroit last week, loser.

    Did you enjoy your comped VA Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless?


    I was one of the servers there.
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  3. 12-01-13 09:34 AM #3
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    Wow...really? Even I can type much more on a anonymous gambling board but I have no need to impress strangers with how blessed my life is. And not every one measures success the same way.


    Oh and btw I just bought a yacht which costs so much that even if you sold everything you listed you will come a few hundred million dollars short....
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  4. 12-01-13 09:35 AM #4
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    I own a watch jammed with so many jewels, the hands can't move. What kind of watch do you own?
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  5. 12-01-13 09:37 AM #5
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    Happy Birthday!
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  6. 12-01-13 10:17 AM #6
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    Mopar!!!

    Good for you in your success. I'm glad you're spreading the wealth among your children. Happy birthday.
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  7. 12-01-13 10:50 AM #7
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    Well done, no1. You caught the unicorn.
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  8. 12-01-13 12:53 PM #8
    downsouth
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    I fully expected to open this thread and find ** hammer stories or videos.

    Now I'm dissapointed
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  9. 01-02-15 10:26 AM #9
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  10. 01-02-15 12:22 PM #10
    downsouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I fully expected to open this thread and find ** hammer stories or videos.

    Now I'm dissapointed
    Damnit. I opened this again not remembering last year hoping to find Mchammer stories or videos.
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  11. 01-02-15 12:31 PM #11
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    Can't touch my two points u fukkin loser
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  12. 01-02-15 03:46 PM #12
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    Senile bastard is all you are.........You old penetrate, how is your knuckle game? you got all that shit and cant fight i lick!
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  13. 01-02-15 04:33 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    *** rely on betpoints for Christmas presents
    lol what? so his wife was gonna get pizza for christmas?

    when losers brag and make up stories, truth always comes out.
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  14. 01-02-15 05:01 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    lol what? so his wife was gonna get pizza for christmas?

    when losers brag and make up stories, truth always comes out.
    Yep
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  15. 01-02-15 06:23 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Damnit. I opened this again not remembering last year hoping to find Mchammer stories or videos.

    Thought the same thing
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  16. 01-02-15 06:33 PM #16
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    Who gives a shit..............
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  17. 01-03-15 10:17 AM #17
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    i opened this thread expecting to see a picture of your girlfriend /wife with a thong on bent over the bed like our boy Rod did awhile back saying he is big time .



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  18. 01-03-15 10:23 AM #18
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  19. 01-03-15 02:08 PM #19
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    When will Cannabis Cup judge’s passes go on sale?
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  20. 01-03-15 02:10 PM #20
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    I can’t afford the pass. Can I still attend the event?
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  21. 01-03-15 03:06 PM #21
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    Never fukkin heard of you pal
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  22. 01-03-15 04:26 PM #22
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    Been judge at high times cannibis cup 4 times in amsterdam
    yet still afraid of oil/concentrates.....lol
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  23. 01-03-15 04:32 PM #23
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    This thread should just be a collection of Hammer gifs.
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  24. 01-03-15 05:37 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by cecil127 View Post
    yet still afraid of oil/concentrates.....lol
    i barely even smoke buds/flowers anymore. In love with Oil. I smoke less which overall is also good
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  25. 01-03-15 09:35 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    This thread should just be a collection of Hammer gifs.
    This is what I expected both years when opening it.
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  26. 01-04-15 06:09 AM #26
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    Im so rich that i can buy a little humilty and class. Maybe someday youll make it.
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  27. 01-04-15 07:01 AM #27
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    A materialistic spiritualist?
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  28. 01-04-15 08:04 AM #28
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    This is probably more how life is like

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  29. 01-04-15 10:25 AM #29
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  30. 01-05-15 02:48 AM #30
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    Congrats on all your success and happy B-day bro! Way to share the wealth too! What good is it if you don't give something back, which you have done many times. I'm head'in up your way one day to get in on your gambling and cannabis clubs. Good luck in the new year K dude!
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  31. 01-05-15 03:07 AM #31
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  32. 01-05-15 04:02 AM #32
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    Now I have ** hammer stuck in my head
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  33. 01-05-15 01:56 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Now I have ** hammer stuck in my head
    Here is some more hammer to be stuck in your head. Wonder who told him the zebra speedo was a good idea.

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  34. 01-05-15 02:05 PM #34
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    Hammered
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