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    phillyhata1
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    BARRELED IN!! Need ideas to get money can't borrow

    Serious ideas guys can't borrow need it tonight

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    Russian Rocket
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    ...just remember if you get arrested on Friday, they don't let you out on bail all the way til' Monday morning

    that's a sucky part about committing a crime on Fridays pal

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    BigDeem5
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    Pay-Day Loans.

    Get like 1k with 25% interest..

    Put it on a game.

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    phillyhata1
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    Won't do anything illegal

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    uncle hanky got a few wadded up c-notes way down in his front packet

    go fish

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    phillyhata1
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    I need the money tonight payday loans suck did that once cost like 6000 to borrow 800

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    jjgold
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    Are you from Phila???

    Have you ever used loan sharks???

    There are plenty their but you need to know their rates and of course enforcement methods if your late

    I am experienced but do not advise this

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    Vegas39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    ...just remember if you get arrested on Friday, they don't let you out on bail all the way til' Monday morning

    that's a sucky part about committing a crime on Fridays pal


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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyhata1 View Post
    I need the money tonight payday loans suck did that once cost like 6000 to borrow 800
    payday loans are thee ultimate Square/sucker option .... things are pretty much designed to keep the working class poor with those intrest rates

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Are you from Phila???

    Have you ever used loan sharks???

    There are plenty their but you need to know their rates and of course enforcement methods if your late

    I am experienced but do not advise this
    Loan shark you east coast guys crack me up does anybody really know a loan shark? All the bookies ive ever met out here are from east coast or Midwest such an east coast thing

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    op, whatever you got that is of any value sell it.

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    ask a coke dealer friend you need about a kilo then add some baking soda and make some crack.

    go to downtown philly offer crack to crackheads. let your self known for couple hours.

    you might get killed while doing this but you should double your money in no time.

    pay what you owe to the coke dealer friend and the rest is all profit. gl and thank me later...


    edit: never mind, you don't want to do anything illegal.
    Last edited by Ghenghis Kahn; 11-29-13 at 02:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    ask a coke dealer friend you need about a kilo then add some baking soda and make some crack.

    go to downtown philly offer crack to crackheads. let your self known for couple hours.

    you might get killed while doing this but you should double your money in no time.

    pay what you owe to the coke dealer friend and the rest is all profit. gl and thank me later...


    edit: never mind, you don't want to do anything illegal.

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    jjgold
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    Loan Sharks are all over the place here

    People use them for gambling, construction type loans

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    Better find a shark, pal.

    Since you're asking this forum for ideas means you're totally fukked sideways

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    Do you own a gun or a large knife?

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    If you own a gun, how much is it worth?

    My beast is worth around probably a grand.

    Also, how hot is your gf? A bitch can make $300 a night on a real bad night in the stripping game.

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    Sell your shit on craigslist

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    jjgold
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    I have borrowed approx 10k from sharks but I knew most of them and when I was trying out for the mafia they left me alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have borrowed approx 10k from sharks but I knew most of them and when I was trying out for the mafia they left me alone
    Trying out for the mafia

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyhata1 View Post
    Serious ideas guys can't borrow need it tonight


    Find a dark alley...you can knock down helmet shines at $25 bucks a pop...4 an hour....in 5 hours...you've got $500 bucks Sure you'll feel a little violated, it will take a few hours to get the taste out of your mouth, but you'll get over it by Sunday when you get out of church!

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    pimp out any farm animals to lakerboy. he pays top air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Pay-Day Loans.

    Get like 1k with 25% interest..

    Put it on a game.
    More like a 2000% loan. When I was doing a ** one time I was looking at the wall and regular payday loans were 200-400% APR. The clerk told me I could qualify for up to a 5,000 loan based on my job as my credit. So I playfully asked her what the payback was and I think it was like 17,000 over 3 years.

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    Here's a local spots online rates
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 10-09-15 at 10:10 AM. Reason: image does not exist

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    The only other way is use one of these high interest rate loan operations and dont pay them back if you lose

    Fuk em and claim bankruptcy

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    Can you max out your CC at the ATM with cash advances


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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyhata1 View Post
    Serious ideas guys can't borrow need it tonight
    How'd this vagabond get into the library without his official ID> Sheat Let's send 'em some $$$. Why not, goy plenteeeeeeeeeeeey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyhata1 View Post
    Won't do anything illegal
    Will you put dah Johnsons Brat in your mouth to completion.

    Oh sheat, Touchdown Raideeeeeeeeeeeersssssssss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post


    Find a dark alley...you can knock down helmet shines at $25 bucks a pop...4 an hour....in 5 hours...you've got $500 bucks Sure you'll feel a little violated, it will take a few hours to get the taste out of your mouth, but you'll get over it by Sunday when you get out of church!

    Now I tell yah all, that's a damn good one there. I nominate him for King of the Day.

    Helmoot Shiner Bock, lol.

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    Man up and tell the dude you over extended yourself. Set up a plan and pay on the back end for his time. The days of bustin' knee caps are long gone. At the end of the day, your guy just wants to get paid.

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    Philler calm down and smoke an EL

    Philler the answer will come to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    Here's a local spots online rates
    119%
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 10-09-15 at 10:10 AM. Reason: image does not exist

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    Get a payday loan or installment loan. Go all in with your loan amount. Take your winnings and immediately pay off your payday loan.

    Good list of direct payday lenders here: Database of direct payday lenders and installment lenders

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    Funny shit. Maybe hold up an entire hip hop club. Just be like aiight all you ninjas an bitchez break yo self. Give up the cash. The watches. SUV keys everything. Breakyalls selves!!!

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    I know certain posters that will pay $50.00 for 45 minutes of good phone. I know at least 10 will do it. That's $500 right off the bat. Contact
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