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    SBR_John
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    Black Friday plans.

    Like to grab a few shirts and a few pair of shoes. Unfortunately I've had some unexpected monetary drawdowns so I'll cut out the shoes.

    Great time to meet a few hotties for you single guys.

    Keep in mind Black Friday is a day to avoid shopping with your wife, sister, mom or gf. That's humiliating. Best if its a solo mission so you can focus on targets of opportunities and move around unencumbered. Good luck men.

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    Black Friday has become a poor mans days
    Lots of ghetto people to in the stores

    Worst day to be out unless you like being around white trash and ghetto people

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    Whys it gotta be black?

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    White Friday in my household

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    I would rather pay triple retail than fight some minority to save $10 on a toaster oven.

    Pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would rather pay triple retail than fight some minority to save $10 on a toaster oven.

    Pass.
    Opie your best post of the month!!

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    Yeah have fun waiting in fuk'in checkout lines that wrap around the damn store with 2 damn registers open, an overworked 18 year old running them, and sick fuk's coughing and hacking all over the place. Welcome to holiday hell, enjoy you fuk'in stress. I'll be sitting back, burn'in a fat joint and sipp'in some 12 year old bourbon.
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    It was colder than a witches titty yesterday. Can't imagine the poor fukks standing outside the store for hours yesterday for the chance to fight off Bertha and Gert to get one of the half off Tv's or laptops. You know the right guys from the jects, televisions are half off any day of the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would rather pay triple retail than fight some minority to save $10 on a toaster oven.

    Pass.
    very redneck texas

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Yeah have fun waiting in fuk'in checkout lines that wrap around the damn store with 2 damn registers open, an overworked 18 year old running them, and sick fuk's coughing and hacking all over the place. Welcome to holiday hell, enjoy you fuk'in stress. I'll be sitting back, burn'in a fat joint and sipp'in some 12 year old bourbon.
    Hard to argue with that...plus my bourbon is only 8 years old.

    Guys, I'm not talking about strolling the fuggin mall. I go to Dilliards and grab a few shorts from the polo section and maybe a pair of Sperry Highsiders and I'm out in 20 mins tops. Net savings around a C-note. So come on Opie crank up that International Harvester truck of yours and get yo some new threads. Geezus I feel like a life coach round here.
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    shorts? i won't even put a pair on today, or pants. son is 8. video games, pizza, football, wings and prob introduce him either backgammon or chess today.

    none of you fukks shops black friday online?

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    already bought 3 laptops and 2 tvs.

    if u know where to shop, you can buy them for less than black friday prices and dont have to wait in line.


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    Just got done watching some vids of idiots fighting at Walmart yesterday.

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    In vegas.......girls doing damage to my pocketbook. I will be attempting to offset. Personally I hate shopping if its not a sportsmanship warehouse or similiar it's not worth the time of day. Buy gifts online and avoid the smelly, coughing, small talk, sheeple jumping through the hoops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by statnerds View Post
    shorts? i won't even put a pair on today, or pants. son is 8. video games, pizza, football, wings and prob introduce him either backgammon or chess today.

    none of you fukks shops black friday online?
    I do 95% of my shopping online, that includes Black Friday...nothing could be easier

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    Quote Originally Posted by innovation View Post
    In vegas.......girls doing damage to my pocketbook.
    ask them for a Black Friday discount pal!

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    nah rather sit at my computer,without worry about getting hit with a cart or pushing and shoving or all the bs of black Friday shopping ,when u can do what u need on computer and finish in time for Friday football and let the wife go shopping with her girlfriend and make your day even more enjoyable

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Like to grab a few shirts and a few pair of shoes. Unfortunately I've had some unexpected monetary drawdowns so I'll cut out the shoes.

    Great time to meet a few hotties for you single guys.

    Keep in mind Black Friday is a day to avoid shopping with your wife, sister, mom or gf. That's humiliating. Best if its a solo mission so you can focus on targets of opportunities and move around unencumbered. Good luck men.
    Luckily the daughter get's the wisdom teeth out...excellent reason to stay home and monitor her progress

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    Common John, your target audience here is a bunch of guys that would rather stare at line movement on thanksgiving than actually sit down at the table with the fam. Half of these fukks wouldn't have eaten yesterday if it weren't for their moms making them. You think anyone here wants to leave the house? Actually do something that requires real human interaction? No way.

    Academy was selling cheap .22 ammo earlier. Snagged a few boxes for the zombies.

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    I'm watching the kiddos while MMAChicka shops til she drops.

    I'm refreshing the CC account on phone every 10 minutes. She's already down 16 units.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would rather pay triple retail than fight some minority to save $10 on a toaster oven.

    Pass.
    what kind of hole do you live in gueye?

    drinker rolled in to the local best buy at 8:30, picked up a tv that was on sale since midnight for $500 lower than anywhere else and was on the road in 15 minutes

    fortunately there arent nearly as many people in town this time of year as when its warm

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    i think sweeper changed Opie's avatar here


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    i think sweeper changed Opie's avatar here


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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I'm watching the kiddos while MMAChicka shops til she drops.

    I'm refreshing the CC account on phone every 10 minutes. She's already down 16 units.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Like to grab a few shirts and a few pair of shoes. Unfortunately I've had some unexpected monetary drawdowns so I'll cut out the shoes.

    Great time to meet a few hotties for you single guys.

    Keep in mind Black Friday is a day to avoid shopping with your wife, sister, mom or gf. That's humiliating. Best if its a solo mission so you can focus on targets of opportunities and move around unencumbered. Good luck men.
    I love a guy who has money to buy gold bullion but runs out of cash for shoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would rather pay triple retail than fight some minority to save $10 on a toaster oven.

    Pass.
    Yes only minorities cook in toaster ovens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I'm watching the kiddos while MMAChicka shops til she drops.

    I'm refreshing the CC account on phone every 10 minutes. She's already down 16 units.
    LOL. Awesome Bigger. Yet so true.

    Black Friday is the weirdest phenomenon in the world. Then again, that's all we do as Americans anymore. Consume. Good thing it isn't Manufacturing Friday.

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    amazon.com

    all you need

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    Grabbing lunch with a buddy as far as way from the mall/outlets in our town.

    Then going to the gym.

    Then relaxing night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    amazon.com

    all you need
    Bingo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Grabbing lunch with a buddy as far as way from the mall/outlets in our town.

    Then going to the gym.

    Then relaxing night.
    Didn't realized you swung that way...nice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would rather pay triple retail than fight some minority to save $10 on a toaster oven.

    Pass.
    EXACTLY!

    Let the animals fight among themselves over some junk piece of shit they can't live without.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    i think sweeper changed Opie's avatar here

    Son of a bitch!!

    How long does this last???

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Son of a bitch!!

    How long does this last???
    If I was you I would stop posting. The more you post the more you advertise your new avatar.

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    gotta love e-snobs.

    they bet pennies in pts each and every day hoping to win trinkets in the sbr store but draw the line at buying electronics at deep discount, which they could resell for profit.

    lol

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