1. 11-21-13 03:34 PM #1
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    RR quick question for you... See if you know the answer...

    A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the*water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
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  2. 11-21-13 03:36 PM #2
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  3. 11-21-13 03:37 PM #3
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    Hippo do you know the answer?
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  4. 11-21-13 03:37 PM #4
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    they are never gonna be covered...tide rises the boat and the attached ladder
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  5. 11-21-13 03:40 PM #5
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    Damn you... ok one more
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  6. 11-21-13 03:42 PM #6
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    rocker sharp
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  7. 11-21-13 03:44 PM #7
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    Russia....

    If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
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  8. 11-21-13 03:47 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Russia....

    If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
    You don't bury survivors

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  9. 11-21-13 03:49 PM #9
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    You're good mang

    Be back in 15 minutes
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  10. 11-21-13 03:52 PM #10
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    ok back to work now
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  11. 11-21-13 03:55 PM #11
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    Unreal pally you get this one right I'm done

    Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
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  12. 11-21-13 03:56 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Unreal pally you get this one right I'm done

    Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
    same fukking mountain Everest
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  13. 11-21-13 03:57 PM #13
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    If a Rooster lay's an egg on the top of a tree and the wind is blowing 6mph from the southeast, which direction will the egg fall?
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  14. 11-21-13 03:58 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    If a Rooster lay's an egg on the top of a tree and the wind is blowing 6mph from the southeast, which direction will the egg fall?
    rooster doesn't lay eggs
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    aight boys - will be back in a few hours.
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    If you f a hot blonde in the ass, which hoe does she scream for more?
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  17. 11-21-13 09:51 PM #17
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    Rocket you are the best pal.

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  18. 11-21-13 10:34 PM #18
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  19. 11-21-13 10:42 PM #19
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    A hunter leaves his base camp one morning and travels one mile due south. He then turns and travels one mile due east. At this point, he shoots a bear. Taking the direct route, he travels one mile due north and is back at the base camp. What color is the bear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    A hunter leaves his base camp one morning and travels one mile due south. He then turns and travels one mile due east. At this point, he shoots a bear. Taking the direct route, he travels one mile due north and is back at the base camp. What color is the bear?

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  21. 11-21-13 11:20 PM #21
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    Some sharps in her
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  22. 11-22-13 01:55 AM #22
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    3 guys go to a hotel and get a room for the night. Guy at the counter says the room will be $30, guys get together and each gives $10, guy behind the counter goes to his boss and tells him he rented a room for the night, gives him the $30. Boss says 'no kid, the room tonight is only $25" so he gives the guy 5 singles and tells him to give it back to the 3 guys. On his way to the room the guy thinks 'fukk it, these guys don't know I overcharged them' so he keeps $2 and gives them each $1 back. Guys think they got a good deal because each only paid $9 for the room.

    $9 X 3 = $27
    Guy keeps $2
    Total $29

    Where's the other dollar?
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    Three women were going out for a couple of drinks and sat down at the table. How many Adam's apples were present at the table?
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  24. 11-22-13 05:23 AM #24
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    >>>greenhippo

    Everything is correct. 3 guys paid 9$ = 27$ total. Room costed 25$ + 2$ were tipped.
    So, 27$ = 27$
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  25. 11-22-13 05:56 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    3 guys go to a hotel and get a room for the night. Guy at the counter says the room will be $30, guys get together and each gives $10, guy behind the counter goes to his boss and tells him he rented a room for the night, gives him the $30. Boss says 'no kid, the room tonight is only $25" so he gives the guy 5 singles and tells him to give it back to the 3 guys. On his way to the room the guy thinks 'fukk it, these guys don't know I overcharged them' so he keeps $2 and gives them each $1 back. Guys think they got a good deal because each only paid $9 for the room.

    $9 X 3 = $27
    Guy keeps $2
    Total $29

    Where's the other dollar?
    the other dollar was the juice the boss kept
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  26. 11-22-13 08:25 AM #26
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    Seaweed picks 10 games, how many games does Seaweed pick correctly?
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  27. 11-22-13 08:35 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Seaweed picks 10 games, how many games does Seaweed pick correctly?
    with or without BottomDad standing behind you with a whip?
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