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    Seaweed
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    Where Can I Meet A Woman To Marry Me?

    Best places?

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    I've always thought SBR was a great place to pick up chicks

    i'm mainly here for the fine ass around here
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    mail order bride you can google to find out where to find some prospects or craigslist

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    Desperatecanadianwhores.com

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    If u only want a one nighter....try the morgue.

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    Not many enjoy using strap ons on men. Stick with @bottomdad.

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    DwightShrute
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I've always thought SBR was a great place to pick up chicks

    i'm mainly here for the fine ass around here

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    pavyracer
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    Moldova or Philippines.

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    Holy Fukk Dwight's alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Holy Fukk Dwight's alive
    saying good bye tonight to New Zealand and flying to Australia for 3 days and then Thailand for 8 weeks!

    still alive!!!! GO Canucks go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Moldova or Philippines.
    why there??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    saying good bye tonight to New Zealand and flying to Australia for 3 days and then Thailand for 8 weeks!

    still alive!!!! GO Canucks go!
    have fun buddy

    sorry for beating LA will put n your team next week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    why there??
    Poverty. You can find a woman to marry you in Moldova if you buy her an ipod and a pair of jeans.

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    is your grandma throwing you out?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    have fun buddy

    sorry for beating LA will put n your team next week
    g'day mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Poverty. You can find a woman to marry you in Moldova if you buy her an ipod and a pair of jeans.

    You just went $200 over his budget

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    Church you heathen

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    grocery store

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I've always thought SBR was a great place to pick up chicks

    i'm mainly here for the fine ass around here
    This entire post made me tingle in my unmentionables.

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    What are you asking me for?

    You know I can't even look them in the eye.

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    Houston weeder, ton of fine women in Texas.

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    the kitchen?

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    Family reunion

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Family reunion

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Houston weeder, ton of fine women in Texas.
    don't like the accent, not my type.

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    Weeder... seriously... Why aren't you meeting a fine young lady in your church?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Weeder... seriously... Why aren't you meeting a fine young lady in your church?

    Weeders church has other ideas for his sex life

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    try blackpeoplemeet dot com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Weeders church has other ideas for his sex life

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    Hmmm, I see...

    Is that where he met The Giant?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Hmmm, I see...

    Is that where he met The Giant?


    Makes sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    try blackpeoplemeet dot com

    Quality post right here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Weeder... seriously... Why aren't you meeting a fine young lady in your church?
    A Church is not a place to mingle. Plus I sit first row with my grandma. Everybody is out by the time we leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    A Church is not a place to mingle.
    Au contraire, O' Naive One!

    Weeder, I went to Catholic school(s)... nothing like getting a Catholic girl to go to the "dark side" sexually

    OFF... THE... CHAIN!

    Lots of church functions to participate in... GET INVOLVED. I've met some fine women in the past just volunteering to help w/ the annual Bazaar. Get involved, don't make excuses.

    Of course, these days I forgo any organized religion and have kinda adopted Strip Clubs as my new House of Worship.

    So far... SO GOOD!

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Plus I sit first row with my grandma. Everybody is out by the time we leave.
    OK... then how bout askin grandma to hook ya up w/some of her friend's daughters/grandkids? (depending on how old granny is)
    Or hell, hook up with her friends directly if that's your kinky cup o' tea

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Au contraire, O' Naive One!

    Weeder, I went to Catholic school(s)... nothing like getting a Catholic girl to go to the "dark side" sexually

    OFF... THE... CHAIN!

    Lots of church functions to participate in... GET INVOLVED. I've met some fine women in the past just volunteering to help w/ the annual Bazaar. Get involved, don't make excuses.

    Of course, these days I forgo any organized religion and have kinda adopted Strip Clubs as my new House of Worship.

    So far... SO GOOD!



    OK... then how bout askin grandma to hook ya up w/some of her friend's daughters/grandkids? (depending on how old granny is)
    Or hell, hook up with her friends directly if that's your kinky cup o' tea
    My grandma is in her 90's, she only has a couple of friends but I don't like old woman. I'm thinking maybe online dating might be the answer. The only thing is I don't want to date, I want to skip that part and combine our wealth. I saw an ad for PlentyofFish, I might make a profile there.

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