[daneblazer]

There's hope for some of you guys yet

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-livin...004132218.html

Hess’s Portland, Oregon based company, called Cuddle Up To Me, offers two basic packages: A 30-minute session for $35 and a 60-minute session for $60 (She charges a $1 per minute in overtime), during which Hess and her client might hold hands, cuddle up on the couch, or spoon to the tune of her "cuddle playlist," which includes classic music and hits by Phil Collins and Jack Johnson

[Big Bear]

what if u get a boner?

[Sam Odom]

[jjgold]

I would do it

So I can sit on coach and hold her hand and talk??

I never cuddled with a chick as no one ever wanted to touch me

[pavyracer]

what if u get a boner?

She has a knife in her pocket.

[Reload]

You can get massages for the same prices. Lap dances from someone way hotter for not much more.

This is right up there with hiring a "wing woman" - why do guys waste their money?

[compaqDikk]

was going to sign up take viagara and go, but found out you have to shower. wonder if she keeps muscle next door in case some sicko makes it in there



Q: What about "natural reactions?"


A. This will happen from time to time. When these things come about we just change positions so that it does not become a focus of the session. I make a great "big spoon."

HYGIENE POLICY
For the comfort of both parties I ask that you please shower close to appointment time. If you prefer to wear perfume/cologne please ensure the scent is very mild and used extremely sparingly. For my own hygiene you can expect me to come with freshly brushed teeth, showered, clean hair with minimal product, and smooth legs. I typically wear a light fruit or vanilla scented perfume, but I wear it very lightly. If you prefer I wear none please let me know in advance as well as any other specific requests for hygiene/appearance if applicable.

[SharkAA]

Wouldn't do it, but I'd recommend it to Dez Bryant.

[sbrhedge]

Company acronym

CUT Me

[TheGoldenGoose]

she has a fat azz

[daneblazer]

what if u get a boner?

Q: What about "natural reactions?"
A. This will happen from time to time. When these things come about we just change positions so that it does not become a focus of the session. I make a great "big spoon."

[PhillyFlyers]

You got to be one desperate motherfukker to hire this company.

[compaqDikk]

i wound up going this afternoon. she shortchanged me a minute so when i left i whacked off on her doormat, door, and door handle

[ParlayininHTown]

I could really use a hug, but this wouldn't feel right.

I want the feeling to be mutual. It has to be real.

[BennyBigNuts]

The problem with this whore's business right now is it went viral.
Over/under is 6 months before she's in jail for running a brothel.
She even says in the interview sex isn't discouraged and anything can happen lol.
She by the way is not even attractive, and looks like she may be fat as well.
She has a horse-face grill.

Too funny.

[compaqDikk]

[CarpeDime]

60 a hour and no beej no handy no feels no nothing and if you do pop a bonar you have to switch places????

u fukin kidding me??

what am i missing here?????

for 60 of course no one is expecting unprotected anal but damn, this seems WAY the fuk out of wack with realety

what am i missing??

[daneblazer]

Says she's 5 feet tall 115lbs.

Also knows martial arts and carries a knife, so she'd probably chop your balls off if you got too frisky

[SharkAA]

60 a hour and no beej no handy no feels no nothing and if you do pop a bonar you have to switch places????

u fukin kidding me??

what am i missing here?????

for 60 of course no one is expecting unprotected anal but damn, this seems WAY the fuk out of wack with realety

what am i missing??

I guess some people somehow make money from totally absurd services like professional cuddling. Obviously, there are people out there, who fall for this absurd.

[Smoke]

Stick it in anyway

[flyingillini]

I will pay for a 360 minute session for JJ

[daneblazer]

Can we get this in the SBR Store?

[marcoloco]

whats the stock ticker on this company? Its time to invest!

[Salam]

is dry humping allowed?

[chipper]

Great entrepreneurial idea.... good for her!

[thechaoz]

Lol cuddling...

[ParlayininHTown]

Lol cuddling...

Hey!

Some of us are that pathetic. We just want to have some form of contact with a member of the opposite sex for a change.

Still, I'd never pay for it. It's just not right if it's not real.

[Big Bear]

Stick it in anyway

play "just the tip"

just to see how it feels LOL