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    PhillyFlyers
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    Yo SBR I Need Your Help...Fukkin Juicer Broke

    So I had this old juicer that I was using and I went to use it today and it fukkin broke on me.

    I can't say that it was a piece of shit because it lasted me quite a while.

    Problem is, I really don't know what is a good brand now to replace it with.

    Anybody can help with any suggestions for a top of the line juicer?

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    You fukks are no help. Fukkin useless.

    Anyway, I found my new juicer.

    Breville 800 jxel. Italian motor.


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    You need to get the Juice Weasel


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    I use my Vitamix for everything.
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    We use a juicer endorsed by some old fukk, jack something or other. Works well

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    champion is the best

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    Jack lelane? Sounds right. We like it

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    I hate cleaning my juicer all the damn time. You should get the Ninja. Turns anything into a liquid. You could juice your air jordans if u wanted to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    You fukks are no help. Fukkin useless.

    Anyway, I found my new juicer.

    Breville 800 jxel. Italian motor.

    Is it a 12 cylinder or turbo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    Is it a 12 cylinder or turbo?
    Oh this bad boy has a 3512 3.5L V12 Lamborghini engine in it. The Granddaddy of juicers. 1,000 watts that churn out 6,500 RPMs at low speed and 13,000 RPMs at high speed.

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    Boys, do yourselves a favor and buy this fukkin juicer.

    After only a couple weeks, I feel so energized I can't properly describe it. I work out 4-6 times a week, and I have energy for the gym I haven't had since I can't remember.

    Additionally, I feel more alert mentally. No foggy mornings anymore even after nights of drinking.

    One of the best investments I ever made.

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