[Shortstop]

Sickler, you should have worn an Armani suite.

[poker_dummy101]

On 2nd thought, I recommend the Ed Hardy jeans. They are so ugly she might want you to take them off.

[sickler]

They look an ideal fit for your large and muscular thighs, sickler.

That they are, enough to give a f\*g like you a wet dream.

Since you're harping on comments I made in this thread, will respond. I actually respect what you do here.

Those quotes you assembled of mine are taken out of context. The opening post mentioned what won't fit. Suggestions were coming in for pants that won't fit. Instead of ignoring those posts, I basically repeated the same thing. Do all brands/styles of jeans have leg cuts to fit everyone? I think not but could be wrong since I'm simple with jeans. I know one brand.

If you're asking for diet tips and mention being allergic to nuts, what do you do when posts come in suggesting stuff with nuts in them? Ignore it or repeat the same thing.

Since we're talking legs, a moment of frankness. As a kid, I had skinny, weak legs. Couldn't skate because of it. You know what it's like for a Canadian kid not being able to lace up the skates to play some hockey? Not a good feeling. I'm proud of what I've done to/with them. Taco, maybe you'd be able to wear shorts in public without embarrassment if you worked on those sticks you walk on.

[sickler]

Sickler, does she know that you're 40, or did you lie?

She knows. Unfortunately I'm starting to look my age.

[sickler]

On 2nd thought, I recommend the Ed Hardy jeans. They are so ugly she might want you to take them off.

Good idea

[jjgold]

Best pants to get laid in are usually very tight leather pants and jeans with very wide cuffs on legs. I use to wear them all the time and got lots of looks.

[Chi_archie]

skinny jeans right?

[jjgold]

Skinny jeans are good also, I wish I still had my black and red leather pants, they were skin tight and I looked good in them.

[Mudcat]

Since we're talking legs, a moment of frankness. As a kid, I had skinny, weak legs. Couldn't skate because of it. You know what it's like for a Canadian kid not being able to lace up the skates to play some hockey? Not a good feeling. I'm proud of what I've done to/with them.

I'm misting up here. What Canadian is not moved by a tale of overcoming hockey angst? This is a Canadian triumph of the human spirit! Ron Howard should make a movie. Instead of A Beautiful Mind it could be Some Beautiful Thighs.

[sickler]

Best pants to get laid in are usually very tight leather pants and jeans with very wide cuffs on legs. I use to wear them all the time and got lots of looks.

Leather pants, you gotta be kidding. That's even gayer than my hat.

[sickler]

skinny jeans right?

yeah

[sickler]

I'm misting up here. What Canadian is not moved by a tale of overcoming hockey angst? This is a Canadian triumph of the human spirit! Ron Howard should make a movie. Instead of A Beautiful Mind it could be Some Beautiful Thighs.

Only problem is I never picked up on the skating.

[Shortstop]

My bad sickler, I thought your date was Friday night. It's tonight, right?

Good luck man! Are you nervous, excited, what?

[fiveteamer]

On 2nd thought, I recommend the Ed Hardy jeans. They are so ugly she might want you to take them off.

LOL @ this

[pavyracer]

Sickler I think you should order the SBR thong/top ladies combo and give it to her at the end of the date right after you spill coffee on the pricey jeans you bought and see what happens.

[Teela]

I like the jeans you bought. Very good choice!

[bladesofsteel]

go to mexx gl

[good_money]

I'm more of a corduroys kind of guy

[The Kraken]

Sickler, is that you holding up the pair of jeans? If so it looks like you're wearing skinny jeans and have skinny thighs. I'm sure they used to be bigger.

[Big Bear]

bugel boy carpenters

[TPowell]

just get some nice distressed type jeans like Teela suggested. AE has some of them but obviously there are better options. Outside of that, I would recommend a nice Ralph Lauren polo shirt (long sleeves, not the dress kind)

[Teela]

It would appear that I have a standing hatred of skinny jeans on men.

[Big Bear]

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[scumbag]

skinny jeans are for homo's. get some 501's. that's what men wear.

[Auto Donk]

Have a date Saturday night. Going to a club (her call). She's 26, the crowd will be twenty-somethings.

For years I've been buying what I know fits (oversized relaxed fit Levis). I want to be a bit more stylish Saturday.

I'll give 50 SBR points if I buy a pair you suggest. I have a 32" waist but big thighs....so it can't be slim or straight leg jeans. I won't fit into them, but I don't want baggy hanging off the ass.

i'd go with leather, with no ass in them..... if she objects, tell her "say, bitch, this shit is always in style in Germany!"

[yydouble]

I'm totally with the guy who said go with slacks.
You don't want to try and fit in and look young. That's weak.
You want to stand out, and own being the the slightly older, better dressed guy.
You're with a girl already so whatever you wear is cool.

[jjgold]

wide cuff are my favorite although tough to find

[Auto Donk]

wide cuff are my favorite although tough to find

i found some: