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    Per JJ's request, the BustinNutz roast of Opie............

    Opie.....


    what's the deal with the daily spray tan and teeth whitening sessions? You look so orange with disco ball teeth, it appears you are trying to be the red neck version of Snookie..

    Speaking of those teeth, whenever I see you smile, I get the urge to pull up to my baby grand and bust out the theme song to Young and the Restless.....Those teeth are huge, how much toothpaste do you go through at Costco on a weekly basis?

    When I googled Opie and SBR, I came across that video of you addressing sbr posters from that bash in 2011 or 2012....

    it was an optical illusion as I scrolled down the screen.. It went from a skinny face and you kept getting fatter as a I scrolled down. The orange shirt you had on matched your face, but it looked like you were in your third trimester. ....

    I was waiting for you to start singing Rolling in the Deep Adele....

    Hey Adele, Rumor Has It that your wife is the bread winner in your house..maybe she can hire Richard Simmons to come over for some personal Jazzercise lessons or something to help you slim up...

    I'm confused because I thought construction workers were supposed to be skinny...Maybe you're like that bear Vito from the Sopranos looking for your own "Johnny Cakes"

    I hear you're friends with Walker.... I just got off the phone with him and SBR is going to start selling sports book banner space on that huge jughead melon forehead of yours....5dimes and Heritage are both interested. .you'll be like a french football team...

    Rangers suck, Cowboys suck, Mavs suck and Stars suck...

    only thing from texas are steers and opies.....


    Obama is the best thing to happen to this country and Palin is a nasty skank....

    Opie's response will be 5 gay jokes the use of deutsch bag and deutsch baggery with 25 emoticons....


    Boom Roasted! BURIED! BUSTINNUTZ OUT!!!
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    Lol, that's pretty good kido

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    Are you sure your name isn't "roastednuts sir?

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    Opie doesn't even reply to this thread...

    -300

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    Quote Originally Posted by sando View Post
    Opie doesn't even reply to this thread...

    -300
    Why is that because it's such a bigday for him to do so sir.

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    He will reply he won't be able to help himself....

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    There are so many black guys lined up at Opies old ladys snatch you would think she has free Play Stations up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    There are so many black guys lined up at Opies old ladys snatch you would think she has free Play Stations up there.

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    Opie buried


    I love it!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Op.. take a message from Mick...

    Stay down...


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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Op.. take a message from Mick...

    Stay down...

    Haha since bustin has a crush on Annie, would she be Adrian not being able to look during the match? And who is Apollo? Opine would be the whitest black guy I've ever met..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinnacle420 View Post
    Haha since bustin has a crush on Annie, would she be Adrian not being able to look during the match? And who is Apollo? Opine would be the whitest black guy I've ever met..
    Pinny--- Opis is Rock in this one----everyone loves him. People's champ. Plus he's a white guy, or an orange/whitish guy.

    Bustin is acting the part of Apollo---- knocking Op on his ass, has him battered 9 different ways----- what does Opie (Rock) do?

    Stay down or get up and get a shot into Bustin's ribs?

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    Opie is in hiding... I took away all of his potential comebacks...he has nothing....

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    No video?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Op.. take a message from Mick...

    Stay down...


    You think Mr.Opie needs to live to fight another day in the game with whatever comes his way.

    Maybe you were right along in regards to your brute force comments albeit, I sure do try my best to settle things of this nature the civil way first sir.

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