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    redsoxfreak91
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    Just fuckked this chick

    Came on her . About to go to sleep and get my card ready for tomorrow. Good luck to everyone tomorrow on their cards. What are some of your favorite plays?

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    ParlayininHTown
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    A. You didn't bang anyone.

    B. I like the ovie in the Liverpool/Newcastle match.

    Good luck, redsox. Be careful with the Johnny Footballs tomorrow. Not sure if it will be tomorrow, but I think Auburn is prime to upset someone at some point this season.

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    DoYouNotGetIT
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    Bragging about cumming on a girl's titties is dumb. Hair or face is the only place to brag about. Also no one who bangs a girl brags about it on a forum that is way off-topic.

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    CarpeDime
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    "a chick"????

    um, you got a pic or 2???

    legit 8 we'll be impressed

    legit 2.5 not something to be bragging about bro

    who brags about banging a chick without a pic????

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    TheRifleman
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    "a chick"????

    um, you got a pic or 2???

    legit 8 we'll be impressed

    legit 2.5 not something to be bragging about bro

    who brags about banging a chick without a pic????
    stfu, buttslammer, sissyboy.

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    Swinging Johnson
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    stfu, buttslammer, sissyboy.
    Carpe, you have a response to this?

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    5mike5
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    sad when u have to lie about bangin chicks to internet strangers

    EMBARRASSING

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    CarpeDime
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Carpe, you have a response to this?
    not really

    TheRifleman's post indicates a functional IQ of about 65, which is a major step up from what he usually demonstrates, so I want to encourage his progress, not impede it!

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    CarpeDime
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    sad when u have to lie about bangin chicks to internet strangers

    EMBARRASSING


    "hey guys, i just fukked THIS CHICK"!!!!



    uhhhh....ok....something tells me we are missing some key details (like for instance "........who's a LEGIT 2.5!"), but ok hey good for you pal

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    downsouth
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    I fukked a chick too yesterday. It was my wife but whos keeping track? I came on a tshirt next to the bed (was her t-shirt). Lasted approx 5 mins. Now give me props internet strangers.
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    bb_skoots
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    downsouth, we need pics if you want props.

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    SamDiamond
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    Let me get this straight.

    You blew some gravy on your girl's mamms, and then decided---

    "Oh, I know-- I'll go tell a bunch of strangers on SBR about it, and then tell them I'm getting my card ready for tomorrow!"

    If that's true.

    I think you need to drop an fukin anvil on your head to get some common sense.
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    Freak op is so fukin deep in the closet it's hilarious.

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    Stallion
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    pics or it never happened.

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    We had a kid at work at one time bragging about losing his virginity but he provided pics of her snatch and on his phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    pics or it never happened.

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