1. 08-21-13 01:48 PM #36
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    TTWarrior's latest tennis video

    This vid is featuring a brand new backhand technique, where you actually have to switch your hand completely from right to left.

    Here is what TT had to say about his extraordinary skill:

    "..Ive been dominating everyone and will be officially 5.0 next year. I don't have alot of trophies this summer since most of our tourneys have been giving out shirts, hats, towels, thermos, cups, etc.

    Won or made the finals of every tourney but 1 and now with my hip being 100 percent rebuilt. I plan on playing my best tennis in my 40s.

    Some newbie said he would pay me cash to make a new vid since he never saw my old ones. Of course I step it up like always and make a vid

    Ive also been teaching tennis to about 15 people this summer. All for free. My newest student will win regionals next year as a freshman in high school with only 1 year of tennis experience."

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  2. 08-21-13 01:52 PM #37
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    Fatty's serves would NOT even be good for a 12-under player at a USTA event.

    He would have his lunch f'in handed to him.

    Fatty's claim that is going to be a "5.0" player would be like JJ claiming he is on the verge of winning Champions Tour Event.

    Fatty is a 3.5 player TOPS. He can't move.

    Here is a random video plucked from Youtube of a 12 year old championship match.

    They both hit the ball much harder and serve much better than Fatass, and these kids would be considered 4.0 players.

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  3. 08-21-13 02:55 PM #38
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    I'd even argue those kids could be a 3.5 and fats a 2.5. Seriously, all he does is whack at a ball. ANYONE could do what he does without even 5 minutes of practice.
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  4. 08-21-13 03:19 PM #39
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    Wasnt there a movie made about TT and his Wall?
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  5. 08-21-13 03:24 PM #40
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    Wii Tennis > TTwarrior

    Learned more while watching out the corner of my eye from this guy below

    then I did fully consumed in TT's instructional vids

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  6. 08-21-13 03:32 PM #41
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    Those 12 year olds would laugh warrior off the court. Its like this mentally challenged guy thinks online videos of people who can actually play tennis don't exist.
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  7. 08-21-13 03:33 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    This vid is featuring a brand new backhand technique, where you actually have to switch your hand completely from right to left.

    Here is what TT had to say about his extraordinary skill:

    "..Ive been dominating everyone and will be officially 5.0 next year. I don't have alot of trophies this summer since most of our tourneys have been giving out shirts, hats,Shit towels, thermos, cups, etc.

    Won or made the finals of every tourney but 1 and now with my hip being 100 percent rebuilt. I plan on playing my best tennis in my 40s.

    Some newbie said he would pay me cash to make a new vid since he never saw my old ones. Of course I step it up like always and make a vid

    Ive also been teaching tennis to about 15 people this summer. All for free. My newest student will win regionals next year as a freshman in high school with only 1 year of tennis experience."


    TT "SHIT TOWEL" WARRIOR
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  8. 08-21-13 03:37 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    TT "SHIT TOWEL" WARRIOR
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  9. 08-21-13 03:37 PM #44
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    Maybe he is in special tournaments, gents.

    As in, 5.0 special.
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  10. 08-21-13 03:41 PM #45
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    more power to the guy for playing Tennis and being active

    after recovering from whatever hip surgery he is always talkin about.

    His serve isnt really that bad.

    Its just the ridiculous lies he throws in during posting his vids that made me comment.

    Would like to see him post a vid where Casper is not the person on the other side returning the serve
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  11. 08-21-13 03:48 PM #46
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    tt getting buried as usual but gotta give this fatty some credit for being out there exercising.

    who cares if he's a little delusional, at least he's having fun playing something he enjoys...
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  12. 08-21-13 03:56 PM #47
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    I would put money up if TTWARRIOR goes to Vegas and plays an sbr poster in tennis

    he wins easy
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  13. 08-21-13 03:57 PM #48
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    that last serve was the best one. had a good kick to it. you have the power but form is so-so. could easily be hit back. my power is forehand down the line. nice video
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  14. 08-21-13 04:02 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    more power to the guy for playing Tennis and being active

    after recovering from whatever hip surgery he is always talkin about.

    His serve isnt really that bad.

    Its just the ridiculous lies he throws in during posting his vids that made me comment.

    Would like to see him post a vid where Casper is not the person on the other side returning the serve
    He did NOT have surgery.

    He's claiming he fixed his own hip.

    Asked us to guess how he fixed it.

    Dorito Dust and Little Debbie's Snacks are the leaders in the clubhouse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    His serve is all in the wrist. He snaps at it more than swings at it.

    I have no doubt he has spent decades working his wrist out.
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  16. 08-21-13 04:38 PM #51
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    Can someone please explain the "Shit towel" to me?
    I have seen this mentioned 100 times but have no clue where it came from?
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  17. 08-21-13 04:47 PM #52
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    TT took a picture of his bathroom and on the floor you can clearly see a towel that is stained with literal shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    TT took a picture of his bathroom and on the floor you can clearly see a towel that is stained with literal shit.
    Where is this picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    He did NOT have surgery.

    He's claiming he fixed his own hip.

    Asked us to guess how he fixed it.

    Dorito Dust and Little Debbie's Snacks are the leaders in the clubhouse.




    I dont really read many of his threads just saw he posted something about hip surgery a couple times.

    Damn me for giving him the benefit of the doubt....

    thought he had hip surgery, turns out he sayin he fixed it with duct tape.

    And quit wiping your ass with a towel.... take a shower for fukks sake.
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  20. 08-21-13 05:13 PM #55
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    TT looks pretty svelte, I must say.
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  21. 08-21-13 05:19 PM #56
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    Standard TP just doesn't cut it, for TT's big booty and T-Rex arms.
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  22. 08-21-13 05:38 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Where is this picture?
    Oh, its better than that.

    It was next to a toilet bowl full of piss in that disgusting shack he calls home.

    And when the fat animal posted it, he claimed he left it for his mom to pick up.
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  23. 08-21-13 05:39 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Where is this picture?
    Benny-- it is on Titty's SBR Profile.

    Just left click his name, and then hit his SBR Blog.

    Then Photos.

    I am not posting the pic.

    But here is the link.

    http://ttwarrior1.mysbrforum.com/photos/?p=25

    Remember, he said he left that mess for his own mother.

    The fukin pig that he is-- titled the PIC-- WIPEASSWITHATOWEL.

    That is how he fuking titled it.
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  24. 08-21-13 05:40 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post

    And when the fat animal posted it, he claimed he left it for his mom to pick up.
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  26. 08-21-13 08:58 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Benny-- it is on Titty's SBR Profile.

    Just left click his name, and then hit his SBR Blog.

    Then Photos.

    I am not posting the pic.

    But here is the link.

    http://ttwarrior1.mysbrforum.com/photos/?p=25

    Remember, he said he left that mess for his own mother.

    The fukin pig that he is-- titled the PIC-- WIPEASSWITHATOWEL.

    That is how he fuking titled it.
    Wtf clean the bowl once a lifetime
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  27. 08-21-13 09:01 PM #62
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    the beauty of this thread is that a year ago this thread would be 8 pages by now

    nice work not giving this fat useless fuk the attention he's starved for
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  28. 08-21-13 09:24 PM #63
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    Need to toss the ball higher and bend your knees. Your serve looks like crap but at least it seems to go in at a decent clip with ok speed. Better than 95% of the other posters on this board is my guess.
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  29. 08-21-13 09:34 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Can someone please explain the "Shit towel" to me?
    I have seen this mentioned 100 times but have no clue where it came from?
    How about let's not....damn
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  30. 08-21-13 09:42 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    How about let's not....damn

    Dirty Sanchez does not wish to talk about fecal matter.
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  31. 08-21-13 10:37 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Benny-- it is on Titty's SBR Profile.

    Just left click his name, and then hit his SBR Blog.

    Then Photos.

    I am not posting the pic.

    But here is the link.

    http://ttwarrior1.mysbrforum.com/photos/?p=25

    Remember, he said he left that mess for his own mother.

    The fukin pig that he is-- titled the PIC-- WIPEASSWITHATOWEL.

    That is how he fuking titled it.
    Ok I see the pic, but there's no way he posted that and said it was his.
    WTF
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  32. 08-21-13 11:04 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    Very inspiring video. I'd tell you to reach for the stars, but your arms are too short.
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  33. 08-21-13 11:14 PM #68
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    I really don't know about that backhand technique, too fat to reach the ball in an orthodox manner?

    To be fair he isn't a terrible social player, could beat some old timers and younger players with better form who haven't found their rhythm.
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  34. 08-21-13 11:18 PM #69
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    I love this guy. He hilarious.
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  35. 09-02-13 10:03 PM #70
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    yes, jj, i would whip everyone here but 1 poster at tennis, forgot the guys name.,

    I will put up while the others would shut up.

    more vids coming soon
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