1. 08-18-13 10:12 PM #1
    The Kraken
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    What are YOU doing tomorrow?

    Ill be up at 0500
    Crossfit 0530-0630
    shit shower shave 0700-0730
    Class 0800-0950
    Work 1030-2100
    Sex 2115-2120
    Bed 2130



    Some of you fukks are basically already retired. Fat, out of shape, no work but bricks of cash. How do you all do it?

    This is my life for the foreseeable future.

    Going to Ft. Lauderdale Nov 8-12, can't wait.
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  2. 08-18-13 10:14 PM #2
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    You take very fast dumps Krak I don't think I could accomplish everything in that 2nd segment.
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  3. 08-18-13 10:15 PM #3
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    youre made pal. How'd you do it? If I had for time for a shit, I'd use it.
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  4. 08-18-13 10:17 PM #4
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    So you're saying you have sex daily?

    I find that very emasculating, pal.

    Other than that, not all that dissimilar to my Monday. Keep grinding.
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  5. 08-18-13 10:17 PM #5
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    No plans since I got laid off on Friday...

    prolly be at the gym for a few hours then watching my games in the evening
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  6. 08-18-13 10:21 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So you're saying you have sex daily?

    I find that very emasculating, pal.

    Other than that, not all that dissimilar to my Monday. Keep grinding.
    About 90% of the time I substitute porn
    Quote Originally Posted by Fang-Banger View Post
    No plans since I got laid off on Friday...

    prolly be at the gym for a few hours then watching my games in the evening
    WTF? You got laid off? Why, are you filing for unemployment? Tell more
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  7. 08-18-13 10:22 PM #7
    King Mayan
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    crossfit... How many workouts so far???
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  8. 08-18-13 10:24 PM #8
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    7-3 day shift then on home to the 2 kids
    Tough grind indeed krak
    Make sure to rubber up or master pulling out in time

    By the way bro,

    SALOON THIS SHIT
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  9. 08-18-13 10:26 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So you're saying you have sex daily?

    I find that very emasculating, pal.

    Other than that, not all that dissimilar to my Monday. Keep grinding.
    Opie I've heard a majority of successful people are early risers
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  10. 08-18-13 10:27 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    crossfit... How many workouts so far???
    1

    you fufukkin still trying to catch my breath I did 100 1- arm snatches
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  11. 08-18-13 10:28 PM #11
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    Pretty much same for me but golf practice at 5 then workout at 630
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  12. 08-18-13 10:29 PM #12
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    Waking up at 5am, shower while cursing the fact I had to wake up, go to work and contemplate life choices up to this point in my life for 8 hrs (if I'm lucky), come home and partake in a substance to help curb the contemplation of life choices, hopefully get to bed by midnight to do it all over again.

    American dream.

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  13. 08-18-13 10:31 PM #13
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    Kraky

    Keep doing what you're doing. Pieces will fall into place soon enough where you're these mother fukkers boss.
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  14. 08-18-13 10:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    About 90% of the time I substitute porn


    WTF? You got laid off? Why, are you filing for unemployment? Tell more


    owner of the company bit off more than he can chew and lived a lifestyle above his means so he had to make cuts. Sucks but yes unemployment for 59 weeks in NJ so I at least got that. Ill just be in the gym everyday getting in crazy shape until I find something else
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  15. 08-18-13 10:44 PM #15
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    People that brag about their sexual endurance make me sick.
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  16. 08-18-13 10:46 PM #16
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    [quote=ChalkyDog;19410940]Waking up at 5am, shower while cursing the fact I had to wake up, go to work and contemplate life choices up to this point in my life for 8 hrs (if I'm lucky), come home and partake in a substance to help curb the contemplation of life choices, hopefully get to bed by midnight to do it all over again.

    American dream.


    you sound like the guy on office space. Try to download a virus into your company's mainframe.

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    owner of the company bit off more than he can chew and lived a lifestyle above his means so he had to make cuts. Sucks but yes unemployment for 59 weeks in NJ so I at least got that. Ill just be in the gym everyday getting in crazy shape until I find something else
    That sucks but glad to hear you'll be getting a check. Make the most if your time off
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  17. 08-18-13 10:49 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    People that brag about their sexual endurance make me sick.
    I read today the average sexual encounter lasts 6 minutes if I have oxy's, Ill drill it raw. Can't buy a nut. When I run out its better for me, not so much for her
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  18. 08-18-13 11:05 PM #18
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    I thought you were clean?
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  19. 08-18-13 11:10 PM #19
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    That's what I thought.

    It might be time for an intervention. For the sake of the nut.
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  20. 08-18-13 11:11 PM #20
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    Posting
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    1 lawns cutting
    2 houses clean gutters
    Still waiting on bank loan approval
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  21. 08-18-13 11:27 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    I thought you were clean?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    That's what I thought.

    It might be time for an intervention. For the sake of the nut.
    I had a brief period that I was, a few months maybe. It worked well but started having some pain and instead of sucking it up, I got another prescription. Have been back on since. I have an end game about 10 months away. I'm conflicted on it because its addicting for a reason. On the other hand I honestly feel better off of it and do better in school.

    the doc writes for 90 a month and they're gone in 2 weeks
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  22. 08-18-13 11:27 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Posting
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    Still waiting on bank loan approval
    are you starting a handyman business?
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  23. 08-19-13 12:40 AM #23
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    drank a bit too much and likely gonna get up with a hangover and call out of work and bet the day soccer games. just another monday.
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  24. 08-19-13 01:13 AM #24
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    06:45 wake up
    07:10 drive to bus stop
    07:25 get on bus
    08:00-17:00 work
    18:00 get home
    18:00-23:59 whatever I want then bed for next day. God my life is boring.
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  25. 08-19-13 01:20 AM #25
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    Premier game. At 2p. Then MLB til midnite. Gym. 10p. Poker at mid.ite. or. Baseball stats. Proly. Both. Just low stakes. Work all day bit have mobile. Internet. lifes. Good
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  26. 08-19-13 01:58 AM #26
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    You don't eat?
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  27. 08-19-13 02:54 AM #27
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    relax on the oxy's if possible. just trying to look out. live long.
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  28. 08-19-13 03:51 AM #28
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    Im visiting Archie then Im going to visit Kracken then Im going to visit Rcene .....driving distance to each of them 0
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  29. 08-19-13 07:29 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Im visiting Archie then Im going to visit Kracken then Im going to visit Rcene .....driving distance to each of them 0
    Konck meet me in Chicago and we'll go visit archie
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  30. 08-19-13 07:43 AM #30
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    Why do guys work out??

    Do you look at yourselves in mirror everyday?!

    I already cut 1 lawn and had 1 beer

    Posting now on curb waiting to be picked up for next job
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  31. 08-19-13 07:45 AM #31
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    I'm coming jj
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  32. 08-19-13 07:46 AM #32
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    Fall softball league starts up tonight.

    I'll swing hard incase I hit it.

    My Mondays this fall are goin to kick ass. Softball from 6-8. Then MNF baby!
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  33. 08-19-13 07:49 AM #33
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    Softball???

    Can you even swing a fukkin bat???

    Post of the day you hamburger
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  34. 08-19-13 07:53 AM #34
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    JJ, is it good if your nickname is "change-up" in softball??

    That's what they all call me for some reason??
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  35. 08-19-13 10:32 AM #35
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    woke up to police nocking at my door . (happens monthly) for child support court in a month .do so work around house so when football starts i dont have to go outside . then bullshit on sbr .thats my day
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