1. 08-15-13 01:47 PM #1
    darrell74
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    about to write my notice for work

    Dear management staff,

    Effective September 30th, 2013, I will terminate my own employment due to excessively banging the general manager's grandmother from behind, a little too often.

    Sincerly,
    the greatest employee of all time
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  2. 08-15-13 02:18 PM #2
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    why you gotta get just cuz you knocked the fukkin bats outta granny?

    If it worked like that weeder would be homeless
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  3. 08-15-13 02:18 PM #3
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  4. 08-15-13 02:33 PM #4
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    I like it. I like it a lot. Make it a fancy ass letter. Spray the letter with cologne, with something classy like Drakkar Noir and what not.
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  5. 08-15-13 02:49 PM #5
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    Dutch understands
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  6. 08-15-13 05:05 PM #6
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    Add pictures of said encounters or they won't believe you.
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  7. 08-15-13 06:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Add pictures of said encounters or they won't believe you.
    Hippo you want bones and batter go get some fukkin chikkin.
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  8. 08-15-13 08:00 PM #8
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    They never mentioned granny use to be a man.

    somehow employers always get the last last.
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  9. 08-15-13 08:14 PM #9
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    What if you need a reference?
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  10. 08-15-13 09:42 PM #10
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