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    jjgold
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    Attention Russian Rocket...Re Russian Women..Mail Order Brides

    How are the mail order ones???

    I am thinking of hiring a so called agent/sponsor for $2000 if my Mom gives me the money..now they get you the girl to marry/ I think you have a little choice to pick from but no idea if girls are hot.

    Now are these chicks picky?? I am no fukkin prize and dont want the girl coming here and then she looks at me and says NO WAY and I am out 2k

    Not real familiar with it..say you marry her and then in bed she turns her back on you..I hear some Russian women are cold..then what?? I am stuck with a fukkin sour ball everyday for like 5 years before she divorces me???

    If she goes through with ti can I make love to her every night??? I could care less if she hates me and only married for 5 years before she divorces me, somw girls on websites are knockouts

    Do I have to wear protection man because I never do with hookers

    Please help me with info on Russian women and will they like a guy like me
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    JJ you're very likeable guy...of course they gonna like you. When you create your online profile on one of those sites, please don't hide the fact that own a nice collection of rags - be honest man....Russian chicks dig honesty.
    Majority of Russian chicks love guys who care for them on a personal level (not money wise). If you buy her flowers every now and then, take her to the movies...make her a nice dinner every once in while, she'll be more than happy.
    ...and Yes after all that you can bang her every night.

    Now I'm not sure about paying someone 2K to hook you up with bunch of emails of some strange Russian girls. The best way to go about it is to visit the mother land yourself and have one of your friends like me for example to show you around.

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    jj thought u was done with pimpen? u going international

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    http://www.goodwife.com/

    Ignore the name of the site, it's a misnomer, as clearly there is no such thing. However, very solid information. I was considering this before finding my woman, due to the fact I was convinced there were no "good" girls in America, and therefore importing was the only option.

    Based on my earlier research on the subject, I'd recommend importing a latina wife.

    1) They are a shit load more poor, and therefore will consider a 500 sq ft apartment with common ammeneties a goddamn mansion.
    2) They are bred to take care of men. They know no other way of life. Most likely come from a long line of similar women.
    2a) If you can get a "tortilla lady" (common name for women selling tortilla's in the line on the border), you hit the jackpot. There is no better wife than a "tortilla lady". If you want a loyal wife who will cook you some of the best food you've ever eaten, every single day. Will lay in bed and take it like a champ, with no ideas of grandeur like pleasure for herself. Wont even look at another man. Will never question you. I mean, seriously, these women are still stuck in the early 1900's insofar as taking care of their men. The idea of woman suffrage is laughable to them.
    3) Very good chance they'll pay you.

    Good luck, JJ!

    Note: If they do "pay" you, I'd recommend using that money to lawyer up - as there are some interesting laws on the subject.

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    Russian Rocket.....dont give JJ false hope, man. The guy is broke and has no game!

    The only chance he may have is to somehow convince one of them that he's related to Vladimir Putin

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    not what i hered after they learn english and have to kids be u they divorce u and get a black guy with big rooster and give him ur child support money

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    Go fuk yourself shady
    All you do is make fun of me
    Where do you live???? I will rip your fukkin head off

    Rocket great advice... This takes time so might pimp still for older ladies

    Chalky I will check link out

    I want to get laid like everyone else here

    Feel like an outcast

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How are the mail order ones???

    I am thinking of hiring a so called agent/sponsor for $2000 if my Mom gives me the money..now they get you the girl to marry/ I think you have a little choice to pick from but no idea if girls are hot.

    Now are these chicks picky?? I am no fukkin prize and dont want the girl coming here and then she looks at me and says NO WAY and I am out 2k

    Not real familiar with it..say you marry her and then in bed she turns her back on you..I hear some Russian women are cold..then what?? I am stuck with a fukkin sour ball everyday for like 5 years before she divorces me???

    If she goes through with ti can I make love to her every night??? I could care less if she hates me and only married for 5 years before she divorces me, somw girls on websites are knockouts

    Do I have to wear protection man because I never do with hookers

    Please help me with info on Russian women and will they like a guy like me

    Some funny stuff you're saying right there, Coach

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    sour ball

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    Slimmer you gotta help JJ here man...he can't go dry for another day...it's been what already? 14 years of zero vag and counting...

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    JJ, for $100 and a 3 pack of condoms from Walgreens (for triple wrap purposes), you can easily relieve yourself from such disastrous thoughts of marriage.

    It's New Jersey, might not even be $100.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Slimmer you gotta help JJ here man...he can't go dry for another day...it's been what already? 14 years of zero vag and counting...
    Where are you in Russia? You should help Corbin; find him a broad somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Where are you in Russia? You should help Corbin; find him a broad somehow.
    when I'm in Russia, I usually stay in Moscow, but I spend most of my time in Santa Monica, Cali...that's where I'm at now.

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    hell yea chalky is fukking rite got u a cholopia (i think thats what she is called)

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    rocket when i get back to oaktown im holla at u hommie . anyway jj u must be tired of living the deagen life style banging hose with ur winnings .time for true love

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    i wanna see slimmer and jjer fight once and for all

    enough with the fukkin tough talk this is long overdue

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    +150 on Slimmer in the 1st round by a rag suffocation

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    hell nuh jj got weapon on his head -220 .to high pass. what the o/u or prop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Go fuk yourself shady
    All you do is make fun of me
    Where do you live???? I will rip your fukkin head off

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    Can you imagine a banged up mother Fukker like me being married to a hot Russian 20 year old??

    I would be talk of Newark and known as a stud.

    I guess you go there and bring bet back with sponsor.

    My sponsor is going to call me this week.,. I did not pay him anything yet .
    It's worth looking into to


    Free fukkin is unreal if true

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    How does this thread not have any pictures of Hot Russian chicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artyfudgepacker View Post
    not what i hered after they learn english and have to kids be u they divorce u and get a black guy with big rooster and give him ur child support money
    something like that a cat I knew from back in the day is in Tallin,estonia tearing up some dimes guy looks like an NFL defensive Tackle about 3 bills but they love his ass. My navy buddys also black hit port in ussr back in the day nothing but dime pieces he said in the clubs and they love him. Most of those euro countrys love brothas Sweden, Germany, France etc etc

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    Has anyone tried this?

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    its on the bucket list jj if I hit them hard this CFB season or I have a good outdoor harvest you never know what could happen might have to take a trip

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    Nothing screams loser like a guy with a younger foreign chick that's way out of his league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheme82 View Post
    Nothing screams loser like a guy with a younger foreign chick that's way out of his league.
    Nothing screams loser like the guey who's on a gambling message board actually entertaining the thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheme82 View Post
    Nothing screams loser like a guy with a younger foreign chick that's way out of his league.
    unless im in vegas (most of those chicks are escorts) I always wonder how the fukk did that guy pull that off good for him... hes banging a dime maybe he has game money something she likes. Chem you got a little hate in your heart...a little hate

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Can you imagine a banged up mother Fukker like me being married to a hot Russian 20 year old??

    I would be talk of Newark and known as a stud.


    I guess you go there and bring bet back with sponsor.

    My sponsor is going to call me this week.,. I did not pay him anything yet .
    It's worth looking into to


    Free fukkin is unreal if true


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    South American brides don't bruise as easy. You can knock them around, no worries.

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    Been scouring internet on and off all day and night

    So many chicks want AMerican Men from Eastern Europe

    Called another guy today and he wanted 5k and guaranteed me a hot wife

    I am still shopping though

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Been scouring internet on and off all day and night

    So many chicks want AMerican Men from Eastern Europe

    Called another guy today and he wanted 5k and guaranteed me a hot wife

    I am still shopping though
    Yeah JJ keep on shopping pal...

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    JJ, come down to C.R , i swear i'll hook you up with either a nice girl or an evil, coke snorting, dick sucking banshee..whatever you like!

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    JJ, any Russian love connections in the joint?

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    There's a couple ways to go about this. I would recommend the Phillipines buts that's personal preference. Your going to need a K2 ****. Basically you can bring the woman of your choice over to the US up to 90 days. Either marry her or dump her @ the airport. If you got a couple G's, guys have been to doing this for years during the slow gambling season. There is a Cupid website for every kind of slit you want. Thai, BBW, Russian, Korean, Jap, you name it.

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    JJ, any updates on this?

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