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    As a gambler, would you ever wear a toupé?

    Many look like complete fukkin jerk offs. 2 dime 8 dime 12 dime, go fukk your mother you still have a fukkin manican wig on your bald fukkin head. Shave it the fukk off and embrace it.

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    Hell no, not when you can get your own hair again for the same cost as a decent toupe.

    It's 2013, technology is your friend.

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    Doggy

    Well some people have fukkin issues with their looks so they use a fake fukkin mop they glue to their fukkin bald head. Makes them feel better? Pass

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    Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Doggy

    Well some people have fukkin issues with their looks so they use a fake fukkin mop they glue to their fukkin bald head. Makes them feel better? Pass
    I can't ever tell if a dude is wearing a toupe. (One of the reason's I wont visit Japan). That said, apparently a lot of people can. I just can't understand why do it, when there is an equally priced better alternative.

    That would be like me choosing to buy a 40 of Budlight for $15, when there is a 75 cl of Chimay for the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
    manny 0-for-2 here bald hung like a gerbil

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    manny 0-for-2 here bald hung like a gerbil
    If you don't have a lot of money, i'd spend what you have on a fast internet connection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    I can't ever tell if a dude is wearing a toupe. (One of the reason's I wont visit Japan). That said, apparently a lot of people can. I just can't understand why do it, when there is an equally priced better alternative.

    That would be like me choosing to buy a 40 of Budlight for $15, when there is a 75 cl of Chimay for the same.
    When you can see it (jjgold videos) you realize how much of a dick they look like. May as well wear a fukkin shirt that says I'm a fukkin jerk off with an arrow pointing to their fukkin head.

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    I will make a video one day showing you how it makes you look 30 instead of 45

    Bald guys hate that I wear a rug and can afford a $2000 piece

    I look big time when its all jellyed up

    Everyone wears them here

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    what the fuk does being a gambler have to do with having a fukkin rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will make a video one day showing you how it makes you look 30 instead of 45

    Bald guys hate that I wear a rug and can afford a $2000 piece

    I look big time when its all jellyed up

    Everyone wears them here
    Bald guys that shave their fukkin horse shoe don't give a fukk about rugs and probably point and laugh. You're delusional, pal. I am not bald though late 20's so maybe I will see someday how it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Many look like complete fukkin jerk offs. 2 dime 8 dime 12 dime, go fukk your mother you still have a fukkin manican wig on your bald fukkin head. Shave it the fukk off and embrace it.
    I will wear the toupe when I place the bets at the counter in Vegas but don't wear it when I go back to cash the winning ticket. Does this make any sense?

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    Deuce its devastating

    You would never leave your house you fat fuk and beg me for one of mine

    I swear I cannot wait until your 37 and have that fukkin arrow look..I am going to hold up arrows and fukkin taunt you

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    i had dred locks in my early twentys by mid twentys hair started thinning .it was so embaressing. looked like the alien .and consederd getting one . but get drunk shaved it bald and wonderd why didnt i do that long time ago . hair is big confedents for men if u have it . but ladys love the bald look just as much

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    Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald

    My hair replacement specialist even told me

    He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit

    18 years later never looked back

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald

    My hair replacement specialist even told me

    He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit

    18 years later never looked back
    Do you wear it when you bang whores?

    I remember from videos your old man didn't have a rug??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Arty I look like a fukkin killer bald

    My hair replacement specialist even told me

    He said I do not have a face to be bald and better off with a unit

    18 years later never looked back
    JJ, trust me on this. Go see a real doctor on hair surgery or whatever the hell it's called. The whole "I'm not just the CEO, I'm also a member" thing.

    I know a bunch, as in a lot, as in most men I know over 40, that have had hair surgery - and it looks like real hair.

    Your bald as shit, so it's gonna cost. It will be worth it. Deuce is right. Rags look like shit.

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    Chalky you never see it polished

    Deuce sometimes and I am more stressed if the girl will touch my hair and be uncovered.

    Nobody knows in wear one but sbr posters . Detection is the key ,, my specialist does a good job .

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    No need for hair when you've got a big rooster.

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    i don't know what's worse toupees or man heels.

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    I got a small rooster also 2.5 inches or so and smaller girth

    One of resons I wear a rug to feel big time

    Gamblers wear rugs in Newark

    Guys many of you are not bald so cannot relate to my mental issues

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    What do you do if you have lots of hair and a big rooster?

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    how has this not been salooned?

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    only if my name is hhcold

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    JJ = rug

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    JJ does look 15 years younger when he's got that dead rat sitting on his head.

    I'm not sure how you can deny this, Deuce.

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    JJ, I think deuce deuce is jealous of your smooth as silk dead raccoon!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
    Common knowledge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Nope. When I lose my hair Im owning that shit. Don't give a fukk. I have other redeeming qualities ie. pretty big dick
    pics or ban


    ps - hello archie

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    No need. I am not goibg bald. If i was going bald id embrace it and completely shave my head bald. Id wear baldness with pride.

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    I bet guys wear them here but I a only guy with balls to show it on or off

    Deuce has weight issues

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    some guys have handlers like a rug assistant kind of

    carry the steam iron, combs, jellies, tick repellant etc.

    KO's guy here unit adjustment


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    Hell no, as soon as my hairline started receding I shaved that hoe. Been doing that ever since and still pull hoes.

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    Men they are not called toupees anymore

    Please refer to correct terminology

    Hair replacement systems
    Retentive hair

    Alternative hair

    Units

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