If I were to fight SamDiamond I would be at least a -500 favorite. Assuming he would even show up, I have challenged him to a fight several times before and named the time/location and he has never shown up. With that being said, assuming he was forced to fight me and had to be dragged into the ring, I would kick his ass pretty easily. He might get a few lucky punches in the early rounds but then BAM HERE COMES MY LEFT BLOW. It would knock him into a daze and I would finish him off with a punch to his ribs and then win by knockout with a right hook to the nose.
I would also be favored pretty heavily against Mikeyanks23. He would be a piece of cake. I'd have his ass so red that worms would think it was an apple.
InTheDrink would be an easy ass kicking because he is the type who probably sits around all day watching TMZ and shows like American Idol. He has get together with his fellow guy friends to watch So You Think You Can Dance? And the Bachelor.
Lastly I think Grits N Gravy is someone I could go fist-to-fist with and come out triumphant. No one knows much about him but I just have a feeling that I could dispatch him and be declared winner in a fight against him. Not sure if he is the type of brawler or scrapper that could end up winning a fight against me.