1. 08-08-13 02:41 PM #1
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    Holy Fukkin Shit! "Angel Priest" Appears Out Of Nowhere, Rescues, Disappears!

    The riddle of the 'angel priest': Holy man appeared from nowhere to pray with trapped girl and rescuers in traffic accident, told them she would be OK and then vanished

    • Katie Lentz was hit head-on by a drunk driver on Sunday morning on an isolated stretch of Missouri highway
    • Emergency workers battled for over an hour to rescue her but they couldn't free her from the car wreck
    • Lentz requested a moment of prayer and a priest appeared - even though the road was blocked off
    • He prayed and told the rescuers that Lentz would now be freed - and she was
    • They turned to thank him - but he was gone


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-vanished.html
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  2. 08-08-13 02:53 PM #2
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    ...but he was gone.


    A priest that couldn't be bothered to hang around and possibly give a woman her last rites. Holy fukkin shit!!!
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  3. 08-08-13 03:25 PM #3
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    Sounds like something from the novel Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. Fake.
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  4. 08-08-13 03:57 PM #4
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    Should have asked the priest for last night's powerball numbers.
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  5. 08-08-13 04:07 PM #5
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    Saves an adult in her Mercedes...allows millions of children to die in war and famine. Welcome to selective "miracles".

    She must have been dressed as an alter boy...no way a catholic priest would have even given her a 2nd glance.
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  6. 08-08-13 05:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    Saves an adult in her Mercedes...allows millions of children to die in war and famine. Welcome to selective "miracles".

    She must have been dressed as an alter boy...no way a catholic priest would have even given her a 2nd glance.
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  7. 08-10-13 09:31 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    Saves an adult in her Mercedes...allows millions of children to die in war and famine. Welcome to selective "miracles".

    She must have been dressed as an alter boy...no way a catholic priest would have even given her a 2nd glance.
    This is fukking retarded.

    Blame God for wars that man starts against himself.
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  8. 08-10-13 09:33 AM #8
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    I heard it was just Tim Tebow on his way to practice...so he couldn't stay for questions.
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  9. 08-10-13 03:12 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    This is fukking retarded.

    Blame God for wars that man starts against himself.
    Not for the war...blaming your fantasy god for not intervening in the lives in the children affected, bozo.

    You'd mock someone your age for believing in Santa or Thor.

    Grow up.
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  10. 08-10-13 03:43 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    Not for the war...blaming your fantasy god for not intervening in the lives in the children affected, bozo.

    You'd mock someone your age for believing in Santa or Thor.

    Grow up.
    Exactly. An adult that believes in Santa is insane, and adult that believes in "God" is normal?
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  12. 08-10-13 05:18 PM #12
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    God is 100% real..what are you people talking about.

    This is fact.
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  13. 08-10-13 06:22 PM #13
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    Sounds like the priest was one of the firemen... or one of the firemen was the priest.
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  14. 08-10-13 06:32 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    God is 100% real..what are you people talking about.

    This is fact.
    Of course he/she is. As real is my chainsmoking unicorn.
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  15. 08-10-13 07:09 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    Not for the war...blaming your fantasy god for not intervening in the lives in the children affected, bozo.

    You'd mock someone your age for believing in Santa or Thor.

    Grow up.
    Or maybe god doesn't like kids
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarjosh View Post
    Or maybe god doesn't like kids
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  17. 08-11-13 01:33 AM #17
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    Jesus liked kids. Coincidence? I think not.
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  18. 08-11-13 11:30 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    This is fukking retarded.

    Blame God for wars that man starts against himself.
    How 'bout the African AIDS babies who get raped by those looking to cure their disease? Guess they should just pray next time.
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