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    jjgold
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    Any Single Guy Posting After 9:00 PM ET.............

    Not good man, especially this time of the year.

    Re evaluate yourself and your lifestyle

    Guys I might be top guy here as far as poster evaluation

    Mike Corbin

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    Thanks michael jack

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    Meet me at the Borgata. I'll introduce you to some girls.

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    Goldy, are you going to call out the SBR shut ins?

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    is a single parent who has their children this weekend and their youngest one goes to sleep at 930

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    Meet me at the Borgata. I'll introduce you to some girls.
    C-Gold how serious are you????????????

    Would I get laid???? I do not have a room man...what are you saying???

    Are you going to get me a room???

    Shady no need to call them out, why hurt them anymore than they are???

    Shady tell everyone you have 123 marks on your face..only second to Patty V with 241

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    What marks??

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    I live and breathe inside the lines

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    Yeah, I am going to pay for a room and give you free slutty girls because you are a funny guy?

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    When did you come back to SBR?

    I still like the video of the broad interviewing you for the super bowl where you said you were helping the little kids fill out parlay cards.

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    staying in again tonight... bitches steal my money

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    What marks??
    The marks on your neck you balded headed horseshoe prikk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    The marks on your neck you balded headed horseshoe prikk

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not good man, especially this time of the year.

    Re evaluate yourself and your lifestyle

    Guys I might be top guy here as far as poster evaluation

    Mike Corbin
    jj i do not want to wind up like you or be like you

    i guess i should go out

    always strike out though

    always makes me feel like sh*t

    go out spend a fukin ton of money get ripped off by some cabbie scumbag on the way back, never get laid

    but if i stay in then just wallow in own self-pitty

    jj what should i do?

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    Carpe

    Went out last night, hot girl grabbing my cokk on the dance floor, me grabbing her ass, she likes, everything going great......Then I go to the bar toward the end of the night and take shots with my friends,go back, and she gone...nowhere to be found in the whole fukkin bar....2 hours of work down the fukkin drain

    Shut-in by choice tonight but got some goodies to keep me flying high

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    wish i was out but got a new tattoo done and need to save $$$. here in ny unless you know for sure you are going to hook up (or out with your gf/wife/fiance, etc.) its cheaper to stay in and watch some skinimax while laying in bed

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    Did you guys notice I was gone for 2 hrs

    Jog down to local bar in my jogging suit hunting for pussy

    Sit at bar and 2 hottie eyeballing me so we start talking and they ask if I had nose candy. I said I did not so they both ask if I can get some and i said sure . They both said if I get they would take me home and we would parry all night and have fun. In quickly leave bar and gonzo am alley and purchase $200 worth from a dealer . I sprint back and they are both in car. I give to them and they speed off in car with two guys in it laughing at me as can tracks kick up fukkin mud and i get all splatters with it.

    Mother fukkers
    Mother fukkers
    They used me

    Mother fukkers

    That's why I sfay home and watch hrs of porn at night and have so many sexual scenes with my shaft masters

    Women are bitches

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    Corbin, you got clowned and struck out again. You must be used to that by now??

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    Shady yes

    Strike out every fukkin time

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shady yes

    Strike out every fukkin time
    I sense a meltdown video coming up. You got chumped tonight, your spreadsheet is almost negative, Shari isnt talking to you......

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    staying in again tonight... bitches steal my money

    whats the latest on the blonde

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    whats the latest on the blonde
    Sup Brad! I thought it was kind of over... because we haven't been talking much. But Thursday night she sent me 3 texts telling me she's very sorry. She's been busy etc. She's the kind of girl that just needs her space I guess? She asked me if I wanted to go to Toronto with her this weekend... It was going to be her, 2 other chicks, and me... but I didn't want the other 2 girls to feel out of place. I know I know... could of banged all of them... lol NOT! I'm just trying to be professional with her. She seems to respond better if I just let her do her thing. We haven't gone out since the 1st date. We'll see what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Did you guys notice I was gone for 2 hrs

    Jog down to local bar in my jogging suit hunting for pussy

    Sit at bar and 2 hottie eyeballing me so we start talking and they ask if I had nose candy. I said I did not so they both ask if I can get some and i said sure . They both said if I get they would take me home and we would parry all night and have fun. In quickly leave bar and gonzo am alley and purchase $200 worth from a dealer . I sprint back and they are both in car. I give to them and they speed off in car with two guys in it laughing at me as can tracks kick up fukkin mud and i get all splatters with it.

    Mother fukkers
    Mother fukkers
    They used me

    Mother fukkers

    That's why I sfay home and watch hrs of porn at night and have so many sexual scenes with my shaft masters

    Women are bitches
    cmon bro. you gotta know not to share the blow until you get the blow. its the only incentive for those ratchet hoes.

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    Jjgold good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Sup Brad! I thought it was kind of over... because we haven't been talking much. But Thursday night she sent me 3 texts telling me she's very sorry. She's been busy etc. She's the kind of girl that just needs her space I guess? She asked me if I wanted to go to Toronto with her this weekend... It was going to be her, 2 other chicks, and me... but I didn't want the other 2 girls to feel out of place. I know I know... could of banged all of them... lol NOT! I'm just trying to be professional with her. She seems to respond better if I just let her do her thing. We haven't gone out since the 1st date. We'll see what happens.
    bush's daughter look alike seems like a handful.

    she's in her 30's still partying like she's in her 20's.

    just bang her and keep your options open pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    jj i do not want to wind up like you or be like you

    i guess i should go out

    always strike out though

    always makes me feel like sh*t

    go out spend a fukin ton of money get ripped off by some cabbie scumbag on the way back, never get laid

    but if i stay in then just wallow in own self-pitty

    jj what should i do?
    How do you strike out being a flame?

    You must look like John Farley not to be able to get laid as a peter-puffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Sup Brad! I thought it was kind of over... because we haven't been talking much. But Thursday night she sent me 3 texts telling me she's very sorry. She's been busy etc. She's the kind of girl that just needs her space I guess? She asked me if I wanted to go to Toronto with her this weekend... It was going to be her, 2 other chicks, and me... but I didn't want the other 2 girls to feel out of place. I know I know... could of banged all of them... lol NOT! I'm just trying to be professional with her. She seems to respond better if I just let her do her thing. We haven't gone out since the 1st date. We'll see what happens.
    Sounds like a whiff buddy.
    A group invite is a "Friends" kinda thing.
    She most likely invited you knowing you would say no, so it seemed like she was being polite.
    Go after her 2 friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post

    How do you strike out being a flame?

    You must look like John Farley not to be able to get laid as a peter-puffer.
    lol. hey Carpe, theres this new cool thing out called Grindr. check it out. its so convenient its hard not to go gay lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Sup Brad! I thought it was kind of over... because we haven't been talking much. But Thursday night she sent me 3 texts telling me she's very sorry. She's been busy etc. She's the kind of girl that just needs her space I guess? She asked me if I wanted to go to Toronto with her this weekend... It was going to be her, 2 other chicks, and me... but I didn't want the other 2 girls to feel out of place. I know I know... could of banged all of them... lol NOT! I'm just trying to be professional with her. She seems to respond better if I just let her do her thing. We haven't gone out since the 1st date. We'll see what happens.
    dufe either she thinks you are gay or wants to turn you gay

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    Loshak is a flamer??

    I never knew this

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    I'm straight

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    Tony we knew this already

    79% of SBR posters are straight the other 21% make up a variety of other groups

    Bi
    Gay
    Transexuals
    Hermaphrodite --we have 2 I believe
    Tri Sexuals
    Transgender Women with a twist
    Bellyboys
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    Laser Heads

    We at SBR like ALL PEOPLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Any Single Guy Posting After 9:00 PM ET.............
    didnt know you are looking for single guys coach

    whats wrong with married men?

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    Sunday Night everyone allowed to post

    I did notice some of the studs did not post and must of been out with chicks or just browsing site hiding their status

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