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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    as much as itd be fukkin wild to hang with lkid and sweeper i can guarantee with 100% certainty that chalker would be the most interesting/craziest time hangin with on the board

    chalker is there a limit to the substances that youd put in your body over the years
    I stopped taking hallucinogens when I hit adulthood (read: after undergrad). Responsibilities fukked with my trips. Very sad. Can't wait till I retire and can trip peacefully once again.

    Been an advocate of feeding my head, in every way possible.

    Also, Meth - never knowingly ingested that bullshit. Thought it was coke one night. (subsequently I dropped some LSD earlier that evening. Thought the acid was bunk, and ended up at the assholes house who sold it to me at 5am wielding a gun and demanding my money back.) Upon reflection, I think the line of yayo - that ended up burning my nostril because it was fukking meth - is the reason the LSD wasn't sitting right.

    Apologized to the aforementioned asshole a few days later. He understood. Strange turn, as he turned into a wild tweeker not too much later in life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why can't I get laid in Vegas??
    I tried everything last time and all chicks did was laugh at me, say I was rude, ect

    Guys it might be harder than you think
    bs jj , just stay off the strip . no drugs no bs talk just be a man. and dont fuk with the women on the slots there crazy . the rest are yours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    no, I'm not from the US, you dumb fck. Who's running jj now? Robot gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    bs jj , just stay off the strip . no drugs no bs talk just be a man. and dont fuk with the women on the slots there crazy . the rest are yours
    Great advice here by the real pros, if I listen to guys like Shady I will be barreled in. Guys has no clue about Vegas and just googles shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Great advice here by the real pros, if I listen to guys like Shady I will be barreled in. Guys has no clue about Vegas and just googles shit.


    You don't need any help being barreled in. You already are!

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    I would take JJ to a club in Vegas with me as a wing man. Need someone to keep the skunks away from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy0607 View Post
    Was in Vegas in March , both times my girl went to the room to sleep because she was tired and left me at the casino gambling I was asked by two girls to take them to my room ... no lie
    Which casino jimmy???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    That's "trick rolling", and it only happens with whores. If she's just super horny and doesn't strike you as a whore, go for it.

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    Paver you were out of line with that comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoachJB View Post
    Which casino jimmy???
    encore , mandalay

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    Encore just a ritzy place, no books . high end casino

    Everyone stuck up

    I rather hange at Stratosphere

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Encore just a ritzy place, no books . high end casino

    Everyone stuck up

    I rather hange at Stratosphere
    Rather jump off the Stratosphere than hang there

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Encore just a ritzy place, no books . high end casino

    Everyone stuck up

    I rather hange at Stratosphere
    Didnt you stay at Encore a couple of years back? Any luck with girls there?

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    Statosphere? Come on gold that place is ghettoer than Detroit

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    Coach u would fit right in at the stratosphere...I could see u staying in them ghetto ass apartments in "skin city"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Hate been odd man out..2 years ago I went to vegas with approx 15 guys and on the way home meaning plane I was only guy not to get laid, they were all telling their stories and I rolled up in the corner and just listened to audio porn tapes.

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    I loved the "my girl went to bed early and..." Posts on the thread. I had so much action after the sack of potatoes known as my ex would go to bed at 2 am and my real party would start.
    Nothing worse than being weighted down by a woman when you want a party night.
    I had great luck with non-pros twice at the now-closed Studio 54 club at MGM. They were just 30-somethings like me who were there to party and let things stay in Vegas. Made it to their rooms with no problems.
    Nowadays it's probably an 80/20 split pros approaching me vs women just letting their hair down and getting wild on a girls trip.
    Last time I was 10 minutes in from checking into the Mirage and at the Revolution bar getting a double Red Bull and Tangerine Absolute and I was approached at my table by an absolute knockout and obvious pro.
    I'd say I probably get approached by girls in the 7-9 range an avg of 5 times per trip.
    I mainly stay at the Venetian/Palazzo or Mirage because that's where I have my comps but just got an offer of 3 free nights at Wynn and will be staying there mid-Sept on a football weekend.
    I take the bait on occasion when I have money to blow on a pro, and it's been well worth it, but I find more pleasure in seeking out the 7s who are non pros on a night I'm a little worn out from hitting the tables or sportsbooks hard. I have about a 50/50 success rate. Just dress to impress, look the part, buy the drinks and act like you're interested in everything they say.
    I agree coke in Vegas would be like gold. I've never bitten when I've been offered there because I'm very careful when you don't know what you're getting or who you're dealing with. The rare times I still do that I have a solid local I can trust (and I did my share and then some of E and blow in my 20s), just don't like the idea of getting bad shit by an unknown.
    Never had the balls to take the good stuff into Vegas. If that was my game plan I'd probably drive a rental and not fly.
    I agree the ultimate equation for having a great night of sex in Vegas would be enough good coke to keep the girl satisfied all night while not using much if any yourself that same night.
    That combo is always golden no matter where you're partying.
    Last edited by BigJay; 07-26-13 at 05:51 AM.

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    Jay I would think going to local type casinos or lower end casinos it's easier to find regular girls

    Better to be with a 5 and free than 8 and above and pay

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    Agreed JJ. I'm lucky enough to be in between two very large cities and paying around 2 bills for an 8ish escort is pretty easy to do because of the competition.
    If I'm up a 2-3 grand in Vegas, that's when I might treat myself. I've found for the 8-9 range you can usually talk them down from the 5 bills on avg they try to start you at. It's fun to pay on house money. Usually don't do it too often.
    The best for me is scoring the women there just wanting to have fun. As Forrest Whitaker said in The Last King of Scotland "Married women are the most passionate!"

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    Jay probably better to be with women with drug issues if your going to pay

    Has to be much cheaper

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    That's why I rarely do. Sometimes I don't want to have to work for it with the married women on girls' weekend and I see it like I'm treating myself if I'm having a good Vegas trip.
    3 bills in Vegas can be a decent meal at a great steakhouse with apps and drinks or a pretty good escort. Don't go the escort route there a lot, but when I do I don't mind paying for quality. I've also learned a 5-6 bill escort in Vegas can quickly be turned into a 2-3 bill escort with a drink or two and good negotiating skills. Even the great looking ones.
    Last edited by BigJay; 07-26-13 at 06:52 AM.

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    The trick-roll potential just might be a deal-breaker. That would totally suck to think you're about ready to bang a smokin' hot babe only to find a gun in your face. Think I'd stick to the 5-6's and know it's a sure thing.

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