1. 07-20-13 01:56 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Nino do you ever bang the wife?
    WTF bro?
    Wives are -EV, pal.
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  2. 07-20-13 02:21 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Wives are -EV, pal.
    Someone gets it.
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  3. 07-20-13 02:21 AM #38
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    Just got back from the racebook betting Australian horses. About to go to some house party. God Bless.
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  4. 07-20-13 02:45 AM #39
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  5. 07-20-13 02:45 AM #40
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    eating chocolate
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  6. 07-20-13 03:36 AM #41
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    I've been staring blankly at the wall for the last three hours, wondering where it all went wrong.

    I've been hating life a lot recently. I'm so jealous of Seaweed, he has the looks and the handicapping skills of a champion. It makes me sick.
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  7. 07-20-13 03:43 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I've been staring blankly at the wall for the last three hours, wondering where it all went wrong.

    I've been hating life a lot recently. I'm so jealous of Seaweed, he has the looks and the handicapping skills of a champion. It makes me sick.
    I wouldn't be where I am today without you. You are an inspiration to young people around the world. Never forget about that kid you sponsored from Ecuador in 2007. Actions like that are what make your life worth living.
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  8. 07-20-13 03:51 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I wouldn't be where I am today without you. You are an inspiration to young people around the world. Never forget about that kid you sponsored from Ecuador in 2007. Actions like that are what make your life worth living.
    I believe you're talking about Hector Gonzalez. He was a good kid given a tough plight in life, and if my small donation allowed him the abilities to eat something other than his boogers, and have the luxuries of bathing in something besides his urine, it's what I needed to do.
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  9. 07-20-13 03:53 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I believe you're talking about Hector Gonzalez. He was a good kid given a tough plight in life, and if my small donation allowed him the abilities to eat something other than his boogers, and have the luxuries of bathing in something besides his urine, it's what I needed to do.
    Not only that, but that kid took all the advantages given to him in his new life and has gone on to become one of the best south american posters here at SBR. Congrats King Mayan.
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  10. 07-20-13 03:58 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Not only that, but that kid took all the advantages given to him in his new life and has gone on to become one of the best south american posters here at SBR. Congrats King Mayan.
    I didn't want to reveal his posting name, but you're right, it was King Mayan. When I rescued him from his village, I'll never forget the look he had on his face, as the mosquitoes were flying out of his nose. He said, in Spanish "Tú eres un rey", which translates to "you are a king". I told him that he was a king, and because of that he decided on his current posting handle.
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  11. 07-20-13 04:07 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I didn't want to reveal his posting name, but you're right, it was King Mayan. When I rescued him from his village, I'll never forget the look he had on his face, as the mosquitoes were flying out of his nose. He said, in Spanish "Tú eres un rey", which translates to "you are a king". I told him that he was a king, and because of that he decided on his current posting handle.
    Heart warming stories like these are why SBR is the best place in the world. It is the only place where the generous actions of a complete stranger will reach out across continents and rescue a peasant from his broken village. God bless you, The Giant.
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  12. 07-20-13 07:06 AM #47
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    Did not pull the trigger last night on the $30 escort, was no value in it and she was too fat.

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  13. 07-20-13 07:14 AM #48
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    damm missed the party was at work . well good morning to all
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  14. 07-20-13 08:09 AM #49
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    I ask the tough questions that is why many posters go to me

    I cannot let them down now and cave into sbr

    not going to happen

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  15. 07-20-13 08:31 AM #50
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    I'm pretty sure seeweed and the giant are married. Or at least sucking each others dikks.
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    Been up since 5 am waiting for Tiger to tee off... Been bored as crap waiting 4 hours but reading some of these posts keeps me entertained. Two breakfast tacos, two cherry cokes, a half a pack of cigs, a little online porn and reading SBR posts...
    Damn near tee time. Livin' the good life.
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  17. 07-21-13 12:31 AM #52
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  18. 07-21-13 12:40 AM #53
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    I'm up beautiful day, 84 degrees , 8:40am, goodmorning JJ!
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  19. 07-21-13 01:04 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Just checked in a quality Motel 6 in the middle of nowhere Mississippi (maybe near MLDawg's neck of the woods?)...
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  20. 07-22-13 01:21 AM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balco10 View Post
    EOG is always open JJ...
    Ejaculating on guys?
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  21. 07-22-13 01:23 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm pretty sure seeweed and the giant are married. Or at least sucking each others dikks.
    Very possible. How many years did you bathe in your own urine?
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  22. 07-22-13 02:09 AM #57
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  23. 07-22-13 02:27 AM #58
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    I'm in work JJ
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  24. 07-22-13 09:35 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Just checked in a quality Motel 6 in the middle of nowhere Mississippi (maybe near MLDawg's neck of the woods?)...
    Still
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