[jjgold]

Detailed stories please. I prefer Male- Female Stories..Thanks

[robzilla]

The old JJ Gold would be disappointed bro.

[Scorpion]

shari is visiting the gyno clinic today coach

[Jerm3462]

Not me JJ.
I cant even remember what is smells like. :-(

[CarpeDime]

Not me JJ.
I cant even remember what is smells like. :-(

me neither

i did have one gf for a little bit, but she only wanted to catch the dils, was never really interested in getting her c*nt ate

i ate it once and she liked it but still only ever wanted to get that dils run up in her

i cant even remember what it smells like, and DEFINITELY will be way way way out of practice if i am ever lucky enough to have inner and outer lips in front of me ever again

i remember it smells like fish? is that right?

[Smoke]

I have a few times but I had to pay for it. They got a website here with local escorts and you look at the pics of different girls and call in and pick one and they show up at your door or motel. Not too expensive but if you win a few games its basically free

[jjgold]

me neither

i did have one gf for a little bit, but she only wanted to catch the dils, was never really interested in getting her c*nt ate

i ate it once and she liked it but still only ever wanted to get that dils run up in her

i cant even remember what it smells like, and DEFINITELY will be way way way out of practice if i am ever lucky enough to have inner and outer lips in front of me ever again

i remember it smells like fish? is that right?

Is a Dil a rooster??? I used to know some chick that only used pickles to get off. What is hilarious though if you go to a supermarket and watch the pickle section and if guys buy them and look real nervous they are bi or gay. Here is what I did Losher..followed a guy home..4 miles but worth it. So I went back the next day and looked in his yard and all used fukkin intact fukkin pickles on his fukkin lawn ..I was right the kid was Bi and playing at night. Why woould anyone throw away brand new pickles intact?????? One I saw a condom on

[CarpeDime]

Is a Dil a rooster??? I used to know some chick that only used pickles to get off. What is hilarious though if you go to a supermarket and watch the pickle section and if guys buy them and look real nervous they are bi or gay. Here is what I did Losher..followed a guy home..4 miles but worth it. So I went back the next day and looked in his yard and all used fukkin intact fukkin pickles on his fukkin lawn ..I was right the kid was Bi and playing at night. Why woould anyone throw away brand new pickles intact?????? One I saw a condom on

God your square

yes dils means cok but it has nothing to do with fukin pickles man

jj common

you know, "dils" as in "she was sweating the dils" or "dont sweat the dils" or "i hooked her up with the dilsnick, no big deal"

[CarpeDime]

here you go

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[PaperTrail07]

....last 2 years .......how anti-social are you guys....Sit at a bar past 11pm a few nights....order a few rounds...annnnnd DONE....

[Jimmy Proffett]

Is a Dil a rooster??? I used to know some chick that only used pickles to get off. What is hilarious though if you go to a supermarket and watch the pickle section and if guys buy them and look real nervous they are bi or gay. Here is what I did Losher..followed a guy home..4 miles but worth it. So I went back the next day and looked in his yard and all used fukkin intact fukkin pickles on his fukkin lawn ..I was right the kid was Bi and playing at night. Why woould anyone throw away brand new pickles intact?????? One I saw a condom on

I feel the same way when I buy a pepperoni stick at the grocery store. But the people around don't really get weirded out until I deepthroat it in the aisle. Then the stares come.

[jjgold]

....last 2 years .......how anti-social are you guys....Sit at a bar past 11pm a few nights....order a few rounds...annnnnd DONE....

Wat type of bar man?? Clubs or just regular type bars?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Who Has Gotten Nailed In The Last 2 Years Here????






does my girlfriend count

[jjgold]

Fidel of course!!! How any times a week to you bang her???

[Fidel_CashFlow]

3 quickies

and sometimes sensual sex on the weekends if the "shorty"* isnt home


*Disclaimer- Shorty means "child" were im from so no one is confused


#fucklikepornstars

[Big Bear]

Wat type of bar man?? Clubs or just regular type bars?

if you dont have standards i'm pretty sure it doesnt matter what type of bar...

[PaperTrail07]

Always near a college campus.........regular bars ....easy as it gets!

Wat type of bar man?? Clubs or just regular type bars?

[infamousbacardi]

Did SBR pay the 3rd shift JJ to come back and post a bunch of boring ass threads about who has gotten laid in the last decade or some random train sex video from the internet or posting your name in a gay thread to get mentioned in a video?

At least the real JJ is actually round posting videos. Now we need the REAL JJ to actually post AND make the videos....

[jjgold]

Did SBR pay the 3rd shift JJ to come back and post a bunch of boring ass threads about who has gotten laid in the last decade or some random train sex video from the internet or posting your name in a gay thread to get mentioned in a video?

At least the real JJ is actually round posting videos. Now we need the REAL JJ to actually post AND make the videos....

made 2 already you fukkin nit witI bet you have not gotten laid in 5 years.

[infamousbacardi]

made 2 already you fukkin nit witI bet you have not gotten laid in 5 years.

Well I am married so that guarantees me at least twice a year I suppose.

And you have made 2 what? Threads? Because "JJ gold" has made at least 4 threads in just the saloon alone here in the last 3 days...

I mean, at least know how many threads 3rd shift JJ is making for you...

[Big Bear]

Well I am married so that guarantees me at least twice a year I suppose.

And you have made 2 what? Threads? Because "JJ gold" has made at least 4 threads in just the saloon alone here in the last 3 days...

I mean, at least know how many threads 3rd shift JJ is making for you...

twice a year? so your birthday and anniversary?

[infamousbacardi]

twice a year? so your birthday and anniversary?

Sounds fair enough, sure. I mean, maybe could swap birthday for x-mas or something why not.

If things are really looking up then we can add a 3rd occasion for like maybe Arbor Day if I lie about how it's this huge holiday and everyone is doing it....

[PokinSmot]

sex is like manual labor...you have to do it...

but the best part of it is when im finished.