i got a decent job right now, but got an offer to a better place. The problem is...I really like the shitter at my current place. It's the only job I've ever been able to comfortably let it all out, ya dig? Thinking of passing up a couple extra grand a year, for the comforts of a good morning shit.
I got privacy. And decent toilet paper. I gotta keep the door locked, by sliding a pair of scissors through the locking mechanism.....but no one can get it. No one tries