1. 07-03-13 07:57 AM #1
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    Should I open This Package?

    I hardly ever get mail but this morning i got a suspicious package in the mail from illinois, it's a white packet with no return address. I just placed it on my floor, it weighs about a pound. I didn't want to shake it incase it's a bomb or something. I don't know anyone in Illinois so I'm thinking maybe it's from SBR? Can someone confirm this before I open it?
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  2. 07-03-13 08:00 AM #2
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    Im from Illinois if that makes you feel any better.
    Last edited by Fidel_CashFlow; 07-03-13 at 08:14 AM. Reason: Havana Cuba always gets the last word Seaweeds....ALWAYS
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  3. 07-03-13 08:08 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Im from Illinois if that makes you feel any better.
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  4. 07-03-13 08:08 AM #4
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    Post a picture of it.
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  5. 07-03-13 08:14 AM #5
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    Set it on fire, see what happens.
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  6. 07-03-13 08:16 AM #6
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    I'm going to open it slowly
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  7. 07-03-13 08:28 AM #7
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    Have a bird poo on it first for good luck
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  8. 07-03-13 11:05 AM #8
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    Did I just hear an explosion?
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  9. 07-03-13 11:15 AM #9
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    Probably just like you....full of shit
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  10. 07-03-13 11:27 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Probably just like you....full of shit
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  11. 07-03-13 11:29 AM #11
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    open it...whats the worst that could happen
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  12. 07-03-13 12:31 PM #12
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  13. 07-03-13 03:27 PM #13
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    Good news friends, it was just a sample of Indian Gooseberry
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  14. 07-03-13 03:56 PM #14
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    Seaweed Leafs chocked as usual when are you going to set me up with granny
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  15. 07-03-13 04:14 PM #15
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    Seaweed cmon pal can't figure out why you won't arrange for me to date granny
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  16. 07-03-13 04:41 PM #16
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    Great thread. Next make one as to whether you should go outside for the first time in your life.
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  17. 07-03-13 06:13 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    Great thread. Next make one as to whether you should go outside for the first time in your life.
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  18. 07-03-13 08:16 PM #18
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    Could be Helen trying to contact you from the dead.
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  19. 07-03-13 10:21 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Not funny Russia. The world is a scary place.
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  20. 07-03-13 10:55 PM #20
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    I wish it were anthrax daddy
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  21. 07-03-13 11:01 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke View Post
    i wish it were anthrax daddy
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  22. 07-03-13 11:04 PM #22
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    why did you leave me by myself today Seaweed.

    im still not over it just to let you know.



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  23. 07-04-13 12:17 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    why did you leave me by myself today Seaweed.

    im still not over it just to let you know.



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  24. 07-04-13 03:24 PM #24
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    Seaweed, you can open my "package", anytime, anywhere, any place...
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  25. 07-04-13 04:01 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets View Post
    Seaweed, you can open my "package", anytime, anywhere, any place...
    I meant sex, just in case it was unclear...
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