1. 06-14-13 04:59 PM #1
    Smoke
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    How big is your penis when erect?

    Be honest

    I can get it up to a solid 9" on a good day
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  2. 06-14-13 05:14 PM #2
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    6 & big a round as a beer can
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  3. 06-14-13 05:45 PM #3
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    3" but a pitbull
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  4. 06-14-13 06:00 PM #4
    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    3" but a pitbull
    omg omg
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  5. 06-14-13 06:40 PM #5
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    damn, this place is gay....

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  6. 06-14-13 06:46 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

    I can get it up to a solid 9" on a good day
    yeah RIGHT

    not buyin it bro
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  7. 06-14-13 06:48 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    yeah RIGHT

    not buyin it bro
    ok I lied motherfukker I'm 4" solid
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  8. 06-14-13 07:52 PM #8
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    (keep in mind this all happened after I was deported from Cuba)


    Me SmokenJoke and Seaweed were all in the whip hittin bout 85 on the highway

    when a police cruiser put them lights on us


    A female cop comes out of the cruiser lookin hella nice .

    Ass thick like a donkey lookin like straight sex in her uniform.

    Anyways cop must of been horny as hell cuz she came right up to the window tellin us the situation.

    Said we was clocked at 25 mph over the limit.... you know smokenjoke was burning them blunts in the ride

    so it smelled like str8 dank up in the whip also.

    We thought we was fukked until the horny broad gave us a ultimatum

    Told us we can either whip out or c0cks or sit like some broke dikk fukks up in the county jail .

    The nympho said all charges dropped if we had some cobra's in our pants.

    Felt pretty good about our chances. Figured I had the situation taken care of ... whip out some huge roosterheads

    turn the chick on get off the charge.... but b4 I can whip mine out smokens crazy ass whipped his out.

    8 inches exactly the cop exclaimed quickly!!!!!

    Seeing how happy she was over the 8 made me feel even more promising.

    I unloaded my MONSTER 14 inches damn near hit her bullet proof vest. She looked like a crazed animal in heat.

    Seaweed let out a yelp and ripped his tighty whiteys down revealing his 1 inch twig and berries ....

    thankfully the cop was already turned on enough as it was cuz she let us go .

    Traveling down the road me and smokenjoke laughing bout the situation saying how crazy that shit was....

    and we look back Seaweed looks like straight death... white as fukk still visibly shaken .

    Smokenjoke was all like damn Seaweed whats wrong dawg ???

    Seaweed said " I almost blew it back there fellas" ...im just glad I had a boner"



    #dontworryiwashopingforabetterpunchlinea lso
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  9. 06-14-13 08:33 PM #9
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    3 inches......


    From the floor.
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  10. 06-14-13 08:47 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    (keep in mind this all happened after I was deported from Cuba)


    Me SmokenJoke and Seaweed were all in the whip hittin bout 85 on the highway

    when a police cruiser put them lights on us


    A female cop comes out of the cruiser lookin hella nice .

    Ass thick like a donkey lookin like straight sex in her uniform.

    Anyways cop must of been horny as hell cuz she came right up to the window tellin us the situation.

    Said we was clocked at 25 mph over the limit.... you know smokenjoke was burning them blunts in the ride

    so it smelled like str8 dank up in the whip also.

    We thought we was fukked until the horny broad gave us a ultimatum

    Told us we can either whip out or c0cks or sit like some broke dikk fukks up in the county jail .

    The nympho said all charges dropped if we had some cobra's in our pants.

    Felt pretty good about our chances. Figured I had the situation taken care of ... whip out some huge roosterheads

    turn the chick on get off the charge.... but b4 I can whip mine out smokens crazy ass whipped his out.

    8 inches exactly the cop exclaimed quickly!!!!!

    Seeing how happy she was over the 8 made me feel even more promising.

    I unloaded my MONSTER 14 inches damn near hit her bullet proof vest. She looked like a crazed animal in heat.

    Seaweed let out a yelp and ripped his tighty whiteys down revealing his 1 inch twig and berries ....

    thankfully the cop was already turned on enough as it was cuz she let us go .

    Traveling down the road me and smokenjoke laughing bout the situation saying how crazy that shit was....

    and we look back Seaweed looks like straight death... white as fukk still visibly shaken .

    Smokenjoke was all like damn Seaweed whats wrong dawg ???

    Seaweed said " I almost blew it back there fellas" ...im just glad I had a boner"



    #dontworryiwashopingforabetterpunchlinea lso
    after that I heard Weedy has been religiously working it out with "The Tug Toner"
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  11. 06-15-13 12:51 AM #11
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  12. 06-15-13 01:02 AM #12
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    Herbal remedies really do work

    Try it!
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  13. 06-15-13 01:19 AM #13
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  14. 06-15-13 06:48 AM #14
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    ok fuk it

    you want me to be fukin honest?????? fine who cares

    i got nothin guys

    i mean not literally nothing, but for all intents and purposes, nothing

    i mean i can pee, obviously

    but i got nothin boys

    one and a half inches max, i guess, never actually measured and not fukin gonna

    who knows, who cares

    i got nothin boys
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  15. 06-15-13 07:01 AM #15
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    ....
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  16. 06-15-13 07:03 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    How big is your penis when erect?
    some of you guys really need to have your head checked ... really ...
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  17. 06-15-13 07:04 AM #17
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    nothing better to talk about than dick,guess theres alot of lonely guys out here
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  18. 06-15-13 07:12 AM #18
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    ask your mom
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  19. 06-15-13 07:13 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by horja1 View Post
    some of you guys really need to have your head checked ... really ...
    what does the fukin head have to do with it?? a fukin picture-perfect head means zip if your backing it up with a fukin inch and a half shaft

    you need length to work with, and you need at least a little gerth

    its not all about the head pal trust me
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  20. 06-15-13 07:34 AM #20
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    Haha Funny chit , Fidel CashFlow story is good
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  21. 06-15-13 08:34 AM #21
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  22. 06-15-13 07:02 PM #22
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    From pinky finger to thumb is how long your penis.
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  23. 06-15-13 07:53 PM #23
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    Thumb to pinky then in stinky
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  24. 06-15-13 09:11 PM #24
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    Smokie inappropriate
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  25. 06-15-13 09:22 PM #25
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    Tony comer I get nasty
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  26. 06-18-13 12:54 AM #26
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    I can't believe Fidel told that story to all of you. That cop could get fired.
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  27. 06-18-13 03:13 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    damn, this place is gay....

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