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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Sam9ball was always cool.

    Fukks this guy at?

    Probably in GA. Went broke.
    Dude...

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-sam9ball.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    My bad, sincerest apologies to everyone.

    Probably in GA up in heaven then!

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    That's what I get for skimming over posts get myself in trouble.

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    If you didn’t read about it
    there’s no way you could of guessed we were talking about a poster
    and employee for the site passing away

    sure no one took it the wrong way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    A lot of fukkin on that big ship, I bet.

    Lots of doggy-style going on.

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    You know what happens when the morning probiotic yogurt and espresso coffee catches up with two days worth of prescription opioids?

    That's right, you get a dookie that's equivalent to pooping a meatloaf.

    Your pal Nasher feels like a million bucks, let the day begin.

    Hey Daggles, (no slight to KVB, Fideles, Manny, and the rest of you mamalukes) what's for breakfast?
    Daggles loves my food, he's my food advisor, like I said no disrespect to the other regular mamalukes here,

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    You know what happens when the morning probiotic yogurt and espresso coffee catches up with two days worth of prescription opioids?

    That's right, you get a dookie that's equivalent to pooping a meatloaf.

    Your pal Nasher feels like a million bucks, let the day begin.

    Hey Daggles, (no slight to KVB, Fideles, Manny, and the rest of you mamalukes) what's for breakfast?
    Daggles loves my food, he's my food advisor, like I said no disrespect to the other regular mamalukes here,
    Which opioids you take & what for also how many mgs ? Yeah the only reason why I’m probably not an addict is because when I take opioids I can’t shit piss or c u m & of course I need to do that regularly. There’s other meds you can take to help with those side effects, but I’m scared to indulge in that because the day I can shit piss & c u m while on opioids is a day I never wanna experience, because only then I would rely on it everyday for my back pain.

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    Can we go simple today and just have eggs and toast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Disneyland looks fun this time of year


    “I just flipped off President Joe, I’m going to Disneyland!!!!!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    You know what happens when the morning probiotic yogurt and espresso coffee catches up with two days worth of prescription opioids?

    That's right, you get a dookie that's equivalent to pooping a meatloaf.

    Your pal Nasher feels like a million bucks, let the day begin.

    Hey Daggles, (no slight to KVB, Fideles, Manny, and the rest of you mamalukes) what's for breakfast?
    Daggles loves my food, he's my food advisor, like I said no disrespect to the other regular mamalukes here,

    Good to hear you were finally able to go “Doot-Doot” - we were getting worried for a minute.....


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    Manster, you sure it was the SONG he was requesting??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Which opioids you take & what for also how many mgs ? Yeah the only reason why I’m probably not an addict is because when I take opioids I can’t shit piss or c u m & of course I need to do that regularly. There’s other meds you can take to help with those side effects, but I’m scared to indulge in that because the day I can shit piss & c u m while on opioids is a day I never wanna experience, because only then I would rely on it everyday for my back pain.
    Prescription percocet 7.5/500
    I have severe osteoarthritis in my hip.
    I can't really walk, had one operations and I need one more.
    I have other issues but the hip is severe and the main problem.

    I was on tramadol but that really upset my stomach so the Dr. switched me to the percs.

    My doctor is great, she keeps an eye on me regarding abuse.
    I swear she's a walking encyclopedia when it comes to meds, what they do, all side effects, what can be combined with what....
    I mean off the top of her head she knows everything before she even goes to her medical computer search engines.

    Yeah, I like the poop jokes (really? lol) and all but seriously I've been backed up four days before., it's not pleasant.
    My wife has serious pain too, she was backed up eight days one time, when she did poop she was screaming, like passing a stone and delivering a baby all at the same time.

    I get around OK with help, I should be back to normal 100 percent by year end (8 months or so)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Can we go simple today and just have eggs and toast?
    You read my mind.

    I said to myself I need a change of pace today.
    I've had eggs, then flappers, the eggs again.

    Went with a yogurt, cup of espresso, and bagel with Philly cream cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Prescription percocet 7.5/500
    I have severe osteoarthritis in my hip.
    I can't really walk, had one operations and I need one more.
    I have other issues but the hip is severe and the main problem.

    I was on tramadol but that really upset my stomach so the Dr. switched me to the percs.

    My doctor is great, she keeps an eye on me regarding abuse.
    I swear she's a walking encyclopedia when it comes to meds, what they do, all side effects, what can be combined with what....
    I mean off the top of her head she knows everything before she even goes to her medical computer search engines.

    Yeah, I like the poop jokes (really? lol) and all but seriously I've been backed up four days before., it's not pleasant.
    My wife has serious pain too, she was backed up eight days one time, when she did poop she was screaming, like passing a stone and delivering a baby all at the same time.

    I get around OK with help, I should be back to normal 100 percent by year end (8 months or so)
    Thank you for sharing Nasher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Thank you for sharing Nasher.
    Yeah, no problem.
    Certain things I will not talk about on the open internet like taxable and non taxable income earned, private health issues, you know stuff like that (because if it's on the internet it must be true) but what I posted was 100 percent straight up.

    We can exaggerate at times on the 'net, but that was straight up.

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    KVb... they knew, right??


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    ^
    Good one.


    Come on Daggles, get those dancing shoes on and bust a few moves with your pal Nasher.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Manster, you sure it was the SONG he was requesting??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    KVb... they knew, right??

    They definitely knew.

    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    918 14-Apr KC +116
    This is a backbone play, as all are this season.

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    Shake dat ass, girlllll
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Shake dat ass, girlllll
    Your pal Nasher gives her a ten.
    No tatts either. Nice


    Aaron Judge just hit a moonshot.
    He's a big boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    918 14-Apr KC +116
    This is a backbone play, as all are this season.

    Fuk.

    It's +117 now at Heritage.
    At noon I bought KC at +112
    Usually I'll wait until 2:00 or so for a 2:20 start but I got things to do later and I was afraid I'd miss the start time.

    KC is my play of the day in my thread in PT

    Bricker's got 14 pending plays in the contest.
    Bricker's shaking the tree and hoping something falls out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Fuk.

    It's +117 now at Heritage.
    At noon I bought KC at +112
    Usually I'll wait until 2:00 or so for a 2:20 start but I got things to do later and I was afraid I'd miss the start time.

    KC is my play of the day in my thread in PT

    Bricker's got 14 pending plays in the contest.
    Bricker's shaking the tree and hoping something falls out.
    Expecting it to stabilize at about +115 I suppose.

    Almost bought this at 112 level too, but held off. There's a wider net of the Fund that sacrifices some price and it would have tolerated +110.

    It's not a part of the goal of the contrarian fund to beat the closing line, it's a market gauge that will go up and down regardless. But the nature of the Fund, being Contrarian, can easily and often have the closing line be the best line.

    Essentially, the Fund will just take what it tolerates as a minimum trigger and doesn't re buy when the deal gets sweeter.

    Sometimes, in these markets, a Contrarian Backbone play is just the play, with all prices available being tolerable.

    For the contests I don't like the 14 bet limit with a must play best bet to be honest. It forces me to make bets I don't want to make or pick and choose from the bets I do. The good thing is that only happens what might be a couple days a week.

    It's rare.

    Sideways GIFs kind of fuk with the mobile user that doesn't lock the screen shift...

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    Royals/Angels over 8.5...nail it, pound it!.......Using my EDT method (Equilibrium Disbursement Theory) I think both teams should be good for at least 4 runs today...If that happens, the game goes over and we have a winner!...

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    Here's the KVB MLB Contrarian Backbone Fund so far with the usual links.

    I don't do a closing comparison here but I considered adding the column that shows whether or not the triggered backbone play scores first.

    Let a little sunlight into the cave because it's not what they bring, it's how the bring it...

    968 13-Apr BAL -123 0.81
    Tue 0.81
    Week 1 0.56
    Week 2 3.91
    Total 5.28

    Let's turn that girl upright...

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    ^
    I can fuk sideways.

    Yeah regarding 14 picks a day in the contest if you bet 14 totals, 8 and 7 only gets you even when you factor in the -110 on the seven losses.

    Hell I don't even use the 2X option unless
    a) I'm super strong on an opinion
    or
    b) I'm desperate to catch a leader ahead of me.

    If I don't need to use the 2X, I won't.
    A double loss on a bad beat is rough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Royals/Angels over 8.5...nail it, pound it!.......Using my EDT method (Equilibrium Disbursement Theory) I think both teams should be good for at least 4 runs today...If that happens, the game goes over and we have a winner!...

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    Holy shit Rowdy Tellez got a hit.

    The very same Rowdy Tellez that went 0 for 22 to start the season (8 games)

    Yay Rowdy.

    I once was in something like a 3 for 40 slump.
    It's a wonder I didn't take an AK and spray the dugout.

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    0-22

    Just brutal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Using KVB's contrarian Market Funds and using reverse reciprocal gambling method and going against what the public gauge was saying what the action should be and taking all these factors into consideration and how the markets are still getting their asses kicked when it comes to predicting final scores I went over 7.5 (-118) in the Rangers/Rays game!...it already hit in the 6th inning!...easy winner, easy cover, easy money!....the other play that I was considering using the aforementioned KVB school of markets and methodology I was gonna play over 8.5 Angels/Royals but decided to lay off that game.

    Risk: $500
    Win: $423.73
    Bang!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
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